Here lies the only person in the world who doesn’t want to benefit from Oprah Publicity. [The Superficial]
Paris Hilton’s banana-like birthday present. [Celebslam]
Loving you is the right kind of wrong, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. [Pajiba]
Amanda Seyfried is all freaked out over her boyfriend hitting on Rihanna. [Allie is Wired]
All of the information you ever wanted on celebrity penis, right here, guys. [Betty Confidential]
Gabriel Aubry really thinks that Halle’s going to just walk away from her child. [TMZ]
So … which of the Kardashians IS engaged? [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Victoria Beckham apparently mistook accidental bloat for pregnancy. [ICYDK]