The top ten most important things about this year’s Grammy awards –
10. Jennifer Lopez is one of the hottest women of all time, hands down.
9. Nicole Kidman really did up the Botox for THIS event.
8. I want Natasha Bedingfield’s dress. And I’ll wear it, like, everywhere.
7. Gretchen Wilson’s all like ‘What bitch? I’m here for the party.’
6. Ciara’s outfit is definitely the worst of the lot. Or any lot, really.
5. Adam Lambert, know that I love you, but the thick-ass pancake makeup that doesn’t quite cover up the unfortunate skin you have has GOT to go.
4. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one in the world who wants to punch Lil Wayne in the face every time I see him. But then again, I’m OK with that, too, ’cause it just means that I won’t have to wait in a very long line to do it.
3. There’s a photo of The Situation buried down there in the gallery, and it might be one of the first photos at a public event where he’s not pulling his shirt up and exposing his abs. Color me knocked the fuck out.
2. Even though he flatirons his hair? Keith Urban is one good-looking dude.
1. My mother phoning me an hour into the show, asking me ‘Who’s that Justin Biber (not a misspell – she rhymed it with ‘fiber’) boy? I want to slap his mother.’
You wicked crafty readers probably had impressions of your own, so by all means – share them in the comments.
where my avett bros at?
actually Sarah, Ciara’s is actually not the worst one there. Her Emilio Pucci gown isn’t my fav, but it isn’t bad. Maybe you should get into more high fashion. Look at what Rihanna wore as well as Nikki Minaj…. they look plain stupid. Nikki Minaj tries to be all Gaga and makes it look ghetto-tacky.