I will just laugh myself into the grave over that headline. Giggling myself six feet deep is what I'm doing over here.
After the whole Kardashian Kard fiasco (not that kard, the other one), you'd think Kourt, Khloe and Kim would show some discretion when putting their name on a product, but no. Now the girls have introduced a collection of Silly Bandz, those rubber bracelets you probably saw your kids and cousins swapping under the table like, last Easter. That's when these things were popul...
Yet another image of Andrew Garfield in his Spiderman suit has been released, but this one is way less official and therefore far more dishy. A fan captured this shot of Spidey running through busy "New York traffic" yesterday (it's really just over by MOCA in Downtown, LA.)
I was over there the other day to check out the museum and my friend and I saw all these NYPD cars. I assumed they were filming some bullshit cop show that no one really cares about. Now that I know they've been using ...
"I knew everything about sex before I was even seven. My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, 'Don't get pregnant and don't drink and drive'. I had to be responsible for myself."
Now, I'm not a parent, nor am I anywhere near to a point in my life where I would be able to be one. However, I am familiar with children, so my first instinct is to shake my head and say "Wow, Ke$ha, you've been exposed to some questionable...
Someone put Jennifer Love Hewitt in charge of stuff. [The Superficial]
The Octomom caved and filmed a skin flick. As if you didn't think she would, tcha. [Celebslam]
Guess what A-list actress is going to be on Glee this season? [popbytes]
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood: An In-Depth Analysis [Pajiba]
Angelina Jolie caught trying to put the moves on Justin Bieber. Jennifer Aniston cries bitterly somewhere. [Celebitchy]
Ke$ha explains why she's as really fucked as she is. [Amy Grindhouse]
Photoshop Horrors: Jennifer Aniston or Tyra Banks? [CityRag]
Chris...
I LOVE awards shows. I just love them. All of the bitchfaces, the tears, the drama, the attire. I feel like I'm back in high school again, only the students have a lot more tit, ass, and Botox going on. (Well. Depending on where you went to school, I guess. ) And again, similarly to those school days, the only thing better than said awards shows is often photos the after party. You can't go wrong. There's always a good vibe flowing when there's a promised party afterwards. No one g...
Brooklyn Decker, or as I'm calling her for the day, 'Sex on Legs,' has been named as cover model and centerfold for February's issue of Esquire magazine.
I don't have a whole lot to say about these pictures, because I'm too busy ramming my fist down my throat in a futile effort to expel two months' worth of holiday confections, but if I could speak out around those betraying, croissant-loving fingers - DAMN.
You might want to check these photos out. I think there's some pretty serious nipple dow...
But not together, like, literally, because apparently Nicole didn't want another one of those child-things fouling up her perfect figure again.
According to a statement released by Keith and Nicole's rep, a female child by the name of Faith was born to a surrogate mother on December 28th, 2010 at a hospital in LA, and a certain Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are named as the child's biological parents. The couple has come forward to acknowlede that the child is theirs, but someone's not tellin...
OK, not really, but that's what the campaign for her new movie The Roommate will have you believe.
These posters have been plastered all over the country, and when you call the number on the poster, you'll get to hear a short message from "Rebecca", the character in the film played by Leighton.
Don't kill me, but I kind of want to see this movie. More than I want to see the other current Meester flick, Country Strong, anyway. When I was home over Christmas, my 14-year old sister was ob...
We've been talking about this for quite some time over here. You know, how Katy Perry, for someone who walks around with her tatas hanging out singing about losing your virginity to your high school sweetheart in skin tight jeans, is still WAY into God. It's not that we have a problem with religious types (to each their own, ya know?), but we are a little freaked out by how polarizing her message can be. After all, she is married to a trashmouth former sex addict and BFF with one of the most sin...
By now, we're all used to celebrities saying some really deep stuff. And guys, that's what Twitter is for. Can you imagine how different the world would be if people like Socrates and Sartre had accounts on Twitter (heads up: I can, and I think I'm going to develop it into a web comic)? The internet would be much more of a downer, but that's beside the point. The point is that people like Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West are the philosophers of our time, and their forum is Twitter. And on tha...
I will just laugh myself into the grave over that headline. Giggling myself six feet deep is what I'm doing over here.
After the whole Kardashian Kard fiasco (not that kard, the other one), you'd think Kourt, Khloe and Kim would show some discretion when putting their name on a product, but no. Now the girls have introduced a collection of Silly Bandz, those rubber bracelets you probably saw your kids and cousins swapping under the table like, last Easter. That's when these things were popul...
Yet another image of Andrew Garfield in his Spiderman suit has been released, but this one is way less official and therefore far more dishy. A fan captured this shot of Spidey running through busy "New York traffic" yesterday (it's really just over by MOCA in Downtown, LA.)
I was over there the other day to check out the museum and my friend and I saw all these NYPD cars. I assumed they were filming some bullshit cop show that no one really cares about. Now that I know they've been using ...
"I knew everything about sex before I was even seven. My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, 'Don't get pregnant and don't drink and drive'. I had to be responsible for myself."
Now, I'm not a parent, nor am I anywhere near to a point in my life where I would be able to be one. However, I am familiar with children, so my first instinct is to shake my head and say "Wow, Ke$ha, you've been exposed to some questionable...
Someone put Jennifer Love Hewitt in charge of stuff. [The Superficial]
The Octomom caved and filmed a skin flick. As if you didn't think she would, tcha. [Celebslam]
Guess what A-list actress is going to be on Glee this season? [popbytes]
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood: An In-Depth Analysis [Pajiba]
Angelina Jolie caught trying to put the moves on Justin Bieber. Jennifer Aniston cries bitterly somewhere. [Celebitchy]
Ke$ha explains why she's as really fucked as she is. [Amy Grindhouse]
Photoshop Horrors: Jennifer Aniston or Tyra Banks? [CityRag]
Chris...
I LOVE awards shows. I just love them. All of the bitchfaces, the tears, the drama, the attire. I feel like I'm back in high school again, only the students have a lot more tit, ass, and Botox going on. (Well. Depending on where you went to school, I guess. ) And again, similarly to those school days, the only thing better than said awards shows is often photos the after party. You can't go wrong. There's always a good vibe flowing when there's a promised party afterwards. No one g...
Brooklyn Decker, or as I'm calling her for the day, 'Sex on Legs,' has been named as cover model and centerfold for February's issue of Esquire magazine.
I don't have a whole lot to say about these pictures, because I'm too busy ramming my fist down my throat in a futile effort to expel two months' worth of holiday confections, but if I could speak out around those betraying, croissant-loving fingers - DAMN.
You might want to check these photos out. I think there's some pretty serious nipple dow...
But not together, like, literally, because apparently Nicole didn't want another one of those child-things fouling up her perfect figure again.
According to a statement released by Keith and Nicole's rep, a female child by the name of Faith was born to a surrogate mother on December 28th, 2010 at a hospital in LA, and a certain Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are named as the child's biological parents. The couple has come forward to acknowlede that the child is theirs, but someone's not tellin...
OK, not really, but that's what the campaign for her new movie The Roommate will have you believe.
These posters have been plastered all over the country, and when you call the number on the poster, you'll get to hear a short message from "Rebecca", the character in the film played by Leighton.
Don't kill me, but I kind of want to see this movie. More than I want to see the other current Meester flick, Country Strong, anyway. When I was home over Christmas, my 14-year old sister was ob...
We've been talking about this for quite some time over here. You know, how Katy Perry, for someone who walks around with her tatas hanging out singing about losing your virginity to your high school sweetheart in skin tight jeans, is still WAY into God. It's not that we have a problem with religious types (to each their own, ya know?), but we are a little freaked out by how polarizing her message can be. After all, she is married to a trashmouth former sex addict and BFF with one of the most sin...
By now, we're all used to celebrities saying some really deep stuff. And guys, that's what Twitter is for. Can you imagine how different the world would be if people like Socrates and Sartre had accounts on Twitter (heads up: I can, and I think I'm going to develop it into a web comic)? The internet would be much more of a downer, but that's beside the point. The point is that people like Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West are the philosophers of our time, and their forum is Twitter. And on tha...