Or rabies shots or something? Because I don't know if I'm all that comfortable with Kat Von D and Jesse James getting married without them.
I know, it's none of my business, love is blind, and for fuck's sake, at least James isn't marrying Bombshell McGee, but I'm still pretty shaken up nevertheless.
But hey - congratulations to the couple on your upcoming nuptials, and may you have many years of marital bliss. I know how important those vows are to the both of you, so get at it, crazy kids...
I don't know if you guys have come across these photos yet, but if you haven't, they're kind of a must-see, I guess. As I said yesterday, with Octomom's whip-me-hard-mommy video and pictures, there's apparently an audience for everything. And I'm willing to bet that ones who rubbed one out over the Octomom pics (you know who you are, you shameful, dirty beasts) are about to pop a huge one over these giantess bondage photos.
Khloe Kardashian, who is the ... tallest Kardashian, was photographed by YRB magazine, and if you're ...
Have you ever peeled the eye of a dog back while it slept? You know - gently. If you ever have, you saw that the dog had a film of white covering it's actual eyeball. A protective thing, I suppose. I think that's what we have here, ladies and gentlemen.
Did, like, someone catch Lopez sleeping or something, or did they just maybe mention Ben Affleck's name again?
Photo courtesy of The Superficial...
"I'd bust a nigga's ass at Uno. We gamble for phone time. I'd take nigga's commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup."
- Lil Wayne explaining to Rolling Stone how "high-stakes" Uno games kept him busy during his stint in prison.
As much as I missed Wayne, Lindsay and Martha while they were gone, I fucking LOVE IT when celebrities go to prison. It just further proves how essentially retarded celebrities can grow to become inside of their cocoon of money and ass-kissing assistants. They talk about shit like eating Ramen noodles and playing ca...
It's one thing when you're mobbed by your hometown fans, but when you fly all the way across the world and receive the same treatment, that's a pretty big deal. Yesterday my goddess and idol, Nicki Minaj, was greeted by a gang of Barbz at Heathrow Airport and from the look on her face in these photos, it was a moment she'll never forget. Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga may be used to this kind of treatment, but Nicki's been coming up for like, three years now and is finally getting the attention she deserves.
And that nail color Nicki is rocking? Mmmmm, g...
There's no doubt that Nicole Kidman, who recently became a mom for the fourth time, is a gorgeous woman. There's also no doubt that Nicole has touched up her face quite a bit over the years. As you flip through the gallery below, notice how her face seems to tighten up around the year 2000. Maybe homegirl got a facelift after seeing her slightly aging face in her 1999 Vogue spread?
And then there's the occasional baggy spot on her face when everything else is tight enough to bounce a quarter ...
Kourtney Kardashian tells a really explicit story about how swollen her boobs are. [The Superficial]
Kelsey Grammer's wife pretends that she was kidding about his cross-dressing habits. [TMZ]
Why in God's name would someone give Khloe Kardashian a fetish-themed magazine cover? [Amy Grindhouse]
Guess who Justin Timberlake is trying to bone? [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian sans bra - the world is about to end. [TooFab]...
Ah Kristen Stewart. You've come so far from your early days of not giving a fuck, and look how much you've grown. You've finally begun to utilize the roach clip properly, so as not to singe off your eyebrows, and look how nicely they've grown in. You've left the battered Chucks at home and begun to don high-price stilettos in public more and more these days, and you don't look like Bambi using those long, lanky legs to move around in them, either.
Girl, I'm so happy for you, and I canno...
Some are even saying that there's a video involved, too, but fathoming the idea of Octomom live in black latex, brandishing a whip in live motion, is way too much for my yet-to-be-caffeinated brain to process this morning. It's kind of like riding the carousel drunk at the boardwalk, and then getting off and eating chili dogs and paint thinner. Cannot. process.
If you were paying attention to yesterday's link roundups, you'd have seen that Nadya Suleman, better known as the 'Octomom,' was r...
In case you guys didn't know, Miranda Kerr, who was impregnated by the revered seed of holy hotness Orlando Bloom, gave birth to a sweet, large baby boy on January 6th. Baby Flynn Bloom tipped the scales at almost ten pounds, which is just craziness, because Miranda was rumored to have delivered him vaginally. With no painkillers. OUCH. I mean, it's not like Miranda is all that buxom and Orlando all that burly.
Looks like all that organic eating makes all the difference, guys.
Congrat...
Or rabies shots or something? Because I don't know if I'm all that comfortable with Kat Von D and Jesse James getting married without them.
I know, it's none of my business, love is blind, and for fuck's sake, at least James isn't marrying Bombshell McGee, but I'm still pretty shaken up nevertheless.
But hey - congratulations to the couple on your upcoming nuptials, and may you have many years of marital bliss. I know how important those vows are to the both of you, so get at it, crazy kids...
I don't know if you guys have come across these photos yet, but if you haven't, they're kind of a must-see, I guess. As I said yesterday, with Octomom's whip-me-hard-mommy video and pictures, there's apparently an audience for everything. And I'm willing to bet that ones who rubbed one out over the Octomom pics (you know who you are, you shameful, dirty beasts) are about to pop a huge one over these giantess bondage photos.
Khloe Kardashian, who is the ... tallest Kardashian, was photographed by YRB magazine, and if you're ...
Have you ever peeled the eye of a dog back while it slept? You know - gently. If you ever have, you saw that the dog had a film of white covering it's actual eyeball. A protective thing, I suppose. I think that's what we have here, ladies and gentlemen.
Did, like, someone catch Lopez sleeping or something, or did they just maybe mention Ben Affleck's name again?
Photo courtesy of The Superficial...
"I'd bust a nigga's ass at Uno. We gamble for phone time. I'd take nigga's commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup."
- Lil Wayne explaining to Rolling Stone how "high-stakes" Uno games kept him busy during his stint in prison.
As much as I missed Wayne, Lindsay and Martha while they were gone, I fucking LOVE IT when celebrities go to prison. It just further proves how essentially retarded celebrities can grow to become inside of their cocoon of money and ass-kissing assistants. They talk about shit like eating Ramen noodles and playing ca...
It's one thing when you're mobbed by your hometown fans, but when you fly all the way across the world and receive the same treatment, that's a pretty big deal. Yesterday my goddess and idol, Nicki Minaj, was greeted by a gang of Barbz at Heathrow Airport and from the look on her face in these photos, it was a moment she'll never forget. Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga may be used to this kind of treatment, but Nicki's been coming up for like, three years now and is finally getting the attention she deserves.
And that nail color Nicki is rocking? Mmmmm, g...
There's no doubt that Nicole Kidman, who recently became a mom for the fourth time, is a gorgeous woman. There's also no doubt that Nicole has touched up her face quite a bit over the years. As you flip through the gallery below, notice how her face seems to tighten up around the year 2000. Maybe homegirl got a facelift after seeing her slightly aging face in her 1999 Vogue spread?
And then there's the occasional baggy spot on her face when everything else is tight enough to bounce a quarter ...
Kourtney Kardashian tells a really explicit story about how swollen her boobs are. [The Superficial]
Kelsey Grammer's wife pretends that she was kidding about his cross-dressing habits. [TMZ]
Why in God's name would someone give Khloe Kardashian a fetish-themed magazine cover? [Amy Grindhouse]
Guess who Justin Timberlake is trying to bone? [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian sans bra - the world is about to end. [TooFab]...
Ah Kristen Stewart. You've come so far from your early days of not giving a fuck, and look how much you've grown. You've finally begun to utilize the roach clip properly, so as not to singe off your eyebrows, and look how nicely they've grown in. You've left the battered Chucks at home and begun to don high-price stilettos in public more and more these days, and you don't look like Bambi using those long, lanky legs to move around in them, either.
Girl, I'm so happy for you, and I canno...
Some are even saying that there's a video involved, too, but fathoming the idea of Octomom live in black latex, brandishing a whip in live motion, is way too much for my yet-to-be-caffeinated brain to process this morning. It's kind of like riding the carousel drunk at the boardwalk, and then getting off and eating chili dogs and paint thinner. Cannot. process.
If you were paying attention to yesterday's link roundups, you'd have seen that Nadya Suleman, better known as the 'Octomom,' was r...
In case you guys didn't know, Miranda Kerr, who was impregnated by the revered seed of holy hotness Orlando Bloom, gave birth to a sweet, large baby boy on January 6th. Baby Flynn Bloom tipped the scales at almost ten pounds, which is just craziness, because Miranda was rumored to have delivered him vaginally. With no painkillers. OUCH. I mean, it's not like Miranda is all that buxom and Orlando all that burly.
Looks like all that organic eating makes all the difference, guys.
Congrat...