Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Company Flat-Out Dissed Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber is one of the biggest stars in the world and putting his name and face on pretty much anything will guarantee sales and a whole  lot of them. Passing up a chance to partner with Bieber means one of two things: 1) Your company is retarded, or 2) You must really hate Justin Bieber. Click through to find out which brand recently have Bieber the middle finger... Read More...

Ivanka Trump is Totally Preggo

Ivanka Trump announced on her Twitter page yeserday that she and her husband are expecting their first child, not to mention making The Donald a first-time grand dad.  I couldn't care less about The Apprentice these days (although the first three seasons killed it), but I loved Ivanka back in her teen modeling days. I remember reading an interview with her in Seventeen and even after I'd finished it, despite the fact that I still really had no idea who she was or why she was famous, I was totally captivated by her. She and that one cute boyboy (Jared Kushner, owner of the New York Observer, don't be so disrespectful, Molls) she married are probs gonna have some good lookin' kidlets. [gallery]...

So Did You Guys Watch MTV’s Skins This Week?

A photo of the cast of Skins If not, you might want to hop on it before you miss your chance, because the ever offended Parents Television Council is busy writing letters to the government with complaints of child pornography. Lest we think that the PTC is simply all up in a conservative tizz again, they're not the only ones concerned - so are MTV executives. It turns out that the actors playing the main cast are all between the ages of 15 and 19, and if you know Skins (and heads up, you just have to know the British version, because the new one is just a poorly done remake of the origin...

News You Can Use

photo of kat von d pictures Lindsay's paying people off to shut up about her addictions now. [The Superficial] Kat Von D and Jesse James are wasting no time getting married. [Celebitchy] Antoine Dodson has his own reality show. [TMZ] Jim Carrey's got himself a new Top Model girlfriend. [TooFab] Kim Kardashian in another photo-in-bed scandal? OK! [Amy Grindhouse]...

Just in Case You Needed Another Reason to Love Ryan Gosling Today, Here’s One

Is there anything hotter than a hot guy who believes in Santa Claus playing a ukulele and being all warm and charming and hot and old-fashioned and HOT? Let me force-feed you the answer: NO. And just in case the endearing above video wasn't enough for you, there's a Ryan Gosling photo gallery down there for you to page through on this beautiful Friday morning. Because I love Ryan Gosling, and there's no such thing as crossing the line into obsession when it comes to too much LOVE. What do you guys th...

George Clooney Confirms Malaria

photo of george clooney and elisabetta canalis at the justice and human rights ripple of hope awards dinner pictures I'm putting all of my snark aside* this morning (I KNOW, RIGHT?) to tell you that George Clooney, A-list actor and humanitarian, has confirmed through his rep that he did, indeed, contract Malaria on a recent trip to the Sudan. While this isn't a huge, huge, huge deal for a very wealthy resident of a first-world country who has fortuitous access to live-saving drugs and maintenance medications, it is a huge deal to a person or family living in desolation in a third-world country, where cle...

Sanctimonious Gwyneth Paltrow Shows You Her Cooter

photo of gwyneth paltrow in a grey dress pictures Maybe if it were ten or fifteen years ago and you said 'Gwyneth Paltrow' and 'crotch shot' in the same sentence, you'd get a lot of people hot, bothered, and interested. Today, however? The crotch shot of the day was brought to you by La Goop herself, and the words 'goop' and 'crotch' don't exactly complement one another, I'm quite sorry to say. But sigh. I know I've got to do my job, and I wouldn't be helping you help yourself if I didn't pass along photographic evidence that Gwyneth Paltrow is a human being first, and a woman second, so here it is after the jump. Read More...

Mother of Anorexic French Model Isabelle Caro Commits Suicide

This is a very sad ending to a very sad story. In late November, you may have heard the news that French Model, Isabelle Caro, who was famous for her battle with anorexia, passed away at the age of 28. This afternoon we've learned that her mother, Marie Caro, has taken her own life. The model's step-father has already spoken out about his wife's death and said that she was suffering from enormous guilt after putting her daughter in the hospital where she ultimately died. The model's step...

Stephanie From ‘Full House’ is Marrying a Lame-O

I was just reading up on Jodie Sweetin's engagement to some bro named Morty Coyle (dorkiest name ever) and I wanted to share with you this list of "facts" that People.com printed about the former meth head and child actor's fiance: 1. He's a musician – and more Though often pegged simply as a Hollywood deejay, Coyle, 42, not only spins and mixes, but he's also a musician. He got his start singing in a band called the Imposters, which regularly played the Viper Room and the Roxbury. Hollywood born-and-bred, Coyle's now in a band called All Day Sucker, and he performs at regular Tuesday night jam sessions with The F.O.C.K.R.'s (Friends of Canter's Kibitz R...

Mila Kunis Pulls a Britney and Trashes It Up on Set

Mila Kunis Looks Like Britney Spears Speaking of folks "pulling a Britney", Mila Kunis was caught looking an awful lot like the trashy pop princess during downtime at a photo shoot in LA yesterday. The Black Swan actress sucked down a venti iced beverage with a familiar green straw and puffed away on a cig. Later she threw her hair up in a sloppy bun and munched on a sandwich. These photos are a day-maker because not only do they remind me so much of the legendary Ms. Spears during her notorious 2006-2008 meltdown, but also be...

Love It Or Leave It: Pete Wentz’s New Hair

In a shocking move, Pete Wentz has decided to ditch the hair straightener and the tears for a more natural look.  What do we think? At first, I was like "hope you love it, Pete, but you look a hot damn mess," but upon further consideration, I think it's good.  I think it's indicative of a new era of Pete Wentz, one that doesn't involve dick pics and looking suicidal.  And that's an era I can believe in. I don't know if you can tell, but I adore Pete Wentz.  Maybe it's because Fall Out Bo...

In Other News …

photo of katie holmes sad face pictures Macaulay Culkin rebounds with a porn star, becomes kind of hot. [The Superficial] Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are, self-admittedly, not small. Take that whatever way you want. [Celebslam] Q: Why does Katie Holmes look so bummed all of the time? A: Tom Cruise apparently sedates her. [PopBytes] You'll never believe who the new Catwoman is going to be. [Pajiba] Pete Wentz grows an afro. [Celebitchy] This is a good fucking idea: Noah Cyrus has her own Twitter account. [Al...