Remember this?
Yeah, that was Brandy's really unfortunate-looking tattoo that quite resembled something you'd sit and rotate upon if you were into that sort of thing. These days, however, Brandy's rocking an elephant trunk of a different persuasion - and instead the tat repair making it all better, now the elephant kind of looks like it's had its foreskin reattached and you know what? That's way embarrassing.
I think I preferred the original design, 'cause this one just looks small, shriveled...
Remember this?
Remember this?
Yeah, that was Brandy's really unfortunate-looking tattoo that quite resembled something you'd sit and rotate upon if you were into that sort of thing. These days, however, Brandy's rocking an elephant trunk of a different persuasion - and instead the tat repair making it all better, now the elephant kind of looks like it's had its foreskin reattached and you know what? That's way embarrassing.
I think I preferred the original design, 'cause this one just looks small, shriveled...
Remember this?
Yeah, that was Brandy's really unfortunate-looking tattoo that quite resembled something you'd sit and rotate upon if you were into that sort of thing. These days, however, Brandy's rocking an elephant trunk of a different persuasion - and instead the tat repair making it all better, now the elephant kind of looks like it's had its foreskin reattached and you know what? That's way embarrassing.
I think I preferred the original design, 'cause this one just looks small, shriveled...
Really, she doesn't. Remember when those two weren't sleeping together but having ice cream dates instead and it sort of weirded everyone out because they looked like brother and sister with those wavy, permed eyebrows and long, somber, emo'd out faces?
Well apparently, Camilla Belle has grown up and shed her bushy brows, ditched the grey-tone skinny jeans and is looking frankly AMAZING these days, especially in her recent Jezebel magazine shoot.
Keep at it, girl. If we're comparing apple...
I know this whole ad thing is supposed to be centered on how batshit crazy PETA is and not wearing fur and being pale and all vegan and ethical and pro-animal, but all I can see is Taraji P. Henson ass because it's beautiful and flawless and PETA ... what?
Whatever. Is this one of the greatest asses of all time? And does this make you want to support PETA a little more?...
Remember that "one time thing, horrible mistake" Kendra Wilkinson sex tape that was released last year? We're getting another one this year. And it's heavy on the girl-on-girl action.
RadarOnline had all the details about the tape, which we're guessing was shot in her pre-Playboy days, although that wasn't specified. The source who spoke to them described the tape and said, "Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan. They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends...
Remember back in November when Lindsay Lohan was allowed to leave rehab to go do some photo shoot in Palm Springs for a few days? The photos taken at that shoot have officially been released (to promote photographer Adam Secore's upcoming art show where they will be featured) and baby girl is lookin' beautiful. If she's more of a model than an actress these days, then so be it. She can play that role, too.
Here's the thing with Lindsay: She's like my favorite ex-boyfriend. I can't help but ...
Blind item time!
This juicy one was originally from CDAN and features a fairly famous TV actor and one horrified waitress:
This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, “Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can bl*w me and I can get back to my dinner.” The waitr...
That's right, Will Ferrell is coming to The Office. In these, Steve Carell's last hours as Michael Scott, Will Ferrell will swoop in like a similarly styled comedian from heaven to ease everyone's worried hearts as Michael heads on out to greener pastures in the form of eloping with Holly (right? That's what's going to happen, isn't it?).
Here's how it's going down:
Ferrell, 43, will join the NBC sitcom for a guest role in which he plays a branch manager who arrives from the home office and...
Kate Gosselin is a drunk these days. [The Superficial]
Is Kate Hudson having a girl? [Celebitchy]
More photos of Orlando Bloom and baby Flynn emerge! [Swoonworthy]
Zac Efron takes on five chicks at once, that fucking stallion. [TooFab]
Can someone kindly explain to me why Paris Hilton is on the cover of Vogue magazine this year? [Amy Grindhouse]
Snooki doesn't know how to write a check. [TMZ]...
And no, we didn't catch her smoking cigarettes and swilling Starbucks - she's the new face of Candie's.
It's about time Candie's did an image overhaul - Britney's been over for ages, and Bristol Palin's done nothing but bring the brand known for its ugly shoes to its knees, but Vanessa Hudgens? Did they get this right, you guys, or is this just the death rattle of Hudgens' career as it was for Britney's 'modeling' and 'sponsorship' 'career'?
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Farrah Abraham, teenage mother on 16 and Pregnant, has got this whole fame thing on lockdown. Not only is she a key player on the reality show, but she's exploited her 'unfortunate' circumstance of being a young mother so much that others have decided to capitalize on her ill-deserved fame.
Above is the cover photo for the American Motorcycles calendar, and if you're that interested in that kind of thing, you can buy it at JAD Photos. I'm sure it's well worth the $19.99 in that it featur...
"I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle. My weight is always going up and down. I'm always fighting that. I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else."
Uh, welcome to celebrity, Khloe. You're never going to please everyone, you know - especially when it comes to the way you look. May as well just take a few Kristen Stewart pointers and start not giving a fuck right about ... now.
I know I give you a lot of shit for the things you do, girl, but on...
Just when she couldn't get anymore obvious, Lady Gaga has reportedly asked the perfumer creating her signature scent to recreate the smell of blood and semen. Because if anyone loves smelling like a bloody cum dumpster, it's the 14-year old girls and gay men who worship her.
This is, of course, just the latest totally brilliant but generally off-putting move on Lady Gaga's part. Retarded headgear, public disturbances, a possible dick, and clothing made of pricey cuts of meat... She knows how...