Note: I doubt you'll be able to see any of these movies in a theater in 3D with all your hip friends, so settle in to that disappoint straight away. And keep in mind that my taste are more toward the stupidly funny, the sappiest of sap, and the too indie to exist.
5. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - By far the best of chainsaw massacres. The trailer tragically doesn't showcase how wonderfully hilarious it is, but rest assured that I've seen it at least twice a year for at least eight years, and I never don't think I'...
“I knew I wasn’t going to end up on a Disney half-hour show. I mean, look at me! I don’t look like those girls. I just wanted to do a guest spot, like on Grey’s Anatomy.”
-Lea Michele in the March issue of Cosmopolitan.
Ugh, Lea, I know, right? Look at you! Ok, snark aside though, I think this quote could definitely be read as "I look vaguely ethnic and Disney isn't really into that." And that's a totally fair point, and that's probably how she meant it. But putting those snark goggles back on, hush your stupid mouth, Lea Michele....
Ice-T, I love you. You know I love you. You just have to go through my DVDs and find all my seasons of Law and Order: SVU to see that. But because I love you, sometimes I have to tell you the hard truth. And this time, the truth is that you need to stop it. You need to put down your phone, get off the Twitter, and just take a step back.
You know who else TwitPics topless pictures of themselves, Ice-T? Courtney Love. And do we want to be like Courtney Love? The answer is no, w...
And just after I'd made that handy guide on how to be just like Charlie. How inconsiderate.
But of course I'm joking, because yesterday Charlie Sheen made that long, long overdue decision to head back to rehab, and really, not a moment too soon. Honestly, I've been known to toss back one too many margaritas, but I can't imagine what it must be like for Charlie to be so deep in with his addiction. Here's hoping that this time he can kick it, and here's the statement from the producers ...
Grandizer on "Judd Apatow Said Some Mean Things About Ricky Gervais at The Producers Guild Awards":
"Ohhhh, EGG on my face…Forgot the ANIMATION…. Sorry Tim!"
pufinstuf on "First Photos of Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John!":
"I don’t understand the bathrobes thing. They usually take pictures of new moms in a bathrobe with the baby, implying she had the baby not too long ago and is still recuperating. But neither of these guys popped this baby out (obviously) so what is with the robes?"
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Can you guess which rapper got this absolutely ridiculous (and only slightly hilarious) Facebook-themed tattoo on his arm?
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LADIES, THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T TRUST MEN.
Shortly after her break-up from Chris Brown, Rihanna started dating basketball player Matt Kemp. The two were really cute together and seemed to be hitting it off great, which is why she probably felt comfortable sending him nude shots of herself.
Of course now the sexy pics have been leaked, making this the second time that RiRi has found herself in this position. Welcome to Kendra's club, girl.
The nudes could be a lot worse. Her breasts aren't ...
After hearing the news that Scott Disick was hired to be a regular panelist on E!'s Fashion Police, I felt the need to open comments on the above photo.
Also, I'd like to open up comments on my theory that Scott's probably a closeted homosexual. It's not his preppy and often pink style that makes me think that, either. It's his deep-rooted rage coupled with his dead eyes and what seems to be a general disconnection. It's as if he's so busy thinking about how he'd rather be plowing some dude th...
Charlie Sheen had a very exciting week this week, as Charlie Sheen is apt to do. I realize that many people ache for this kind of wild adventure, and because I sympathize with those people, I decided to take the events of Charlie Sheen's week and use them to create a guide for you guys so you can have adventures of your very own.
Step One: Come out of your regular coke haze long enough to realize that your popular television show is on hiatus for the week. Start getting pumped for she...
Here's Charlie Sheen's latest porn star, coked-out slam pig. She's the best, you guys. [The Superficial]
Dude, Jessica Alba smiles. It must be close to the apocalypse. [Celebslam]
Amidst all of her chili cookoffs, Jessica Simpson launches an exercise tape. [popbytes]
Will Smith to produce Annie remake? [Pajiba]
Is Scarlett Johansson hooking up with Drew Barrymore's on-again, off-again boyfriend Justin Long? [Celebitchy]
The real deal behind 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler's split. [A...
