I haven't thought of just how yet, but this bitch will be done. Ruination by cheap, imitation flat iron or even an embarrassing eHarmony exposé. Something. Something, we'll see. It's on.
I know that I kind of explode a little bit when I find out that my very own Brody is rumored to be dating anyone, but for him to be dating my Hollywood nemesis, the object of all my celebrity-related snarky mocking? It's not the type of news that I wanted to wake up to - in fact, this makes for a really fucking bad Tuesday mor...
Though it was reported just earlier today that Lindsay Lohan would be spending some self-induced extra time in rehab, she went and checked out. Also today. Like, less than an hour ago.
Super.
And just when you thought that the drama and the mayhem was over for Linds and her cracked-out posse of enablers, she's gone and moved from her West Hollywood apartment to a home directly across the street from ex-gal and theoretical punching bag, Samantha Ronson.
I know that we all felt warm and fuzzy about Lindsay squawking about renewed dedicatio...
Hey, Selena! This looks like a lot more than "just pancakes" to me!
The teen heartthrobs where photographed chillin' poolside together over the holiday and things looks a little "mature" for a sixteen year old in his girlfriend. Sure, she's 18 and probably used to a hand resting on her ass as she enters a hotel room, but young Bieber! Where has he learned such smooth moves?
I suppose these photos put to rest the break up rumor that was started on Twitter a couple weeks ago... Damn. These tw...
Today we're learning that Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have officially split, and since we've so rarely seen the two together (I assumed they'd broken up long ago) and Mila has Black Swan to promote, maybe that blind item from a few weeks ago was referring to them?
From the NYP:
Kunis' rep confirms that she and one-time child star Macaulay Culkin have gone their separate ways. "The split was amicable, and they remain close friends," her rep said. Kunis started dating Culkin seven years ago, when she starred as the snobby "Jackie" character in "That '70s Show." A source said the couple sp...
Ryan is in the middle of a divorce and Sandy is both divorced and raising a baby on her own, so it makes sense that the stars of The Proposal would meet up in Texas and ring in the new year together. I'm assuming that there's nothing romantic going on between the two and that their connection is based more on their senses of humor and the fact that they're both going through what could be considered tough times right now.
A quiet New Year with close friends seemed to be the way to go this yea...
It's kind of crazy to think that the actress who, at one time, flunked out of rehab programs left and right, is now asking that she stay there past her court-ordered treatment date to ensure that she feels comfortable with her sobriety.
That's what Lindsay Lohan's doing, though. Back when she was sentenced to rehabilitation, she was told that had to stay there throughout January 3rd, just after the holiday weekend. But sources from inside the Betty Ford center are saying that Lindsay would lik...
Or, as I fondly remember him, the monk from 1996's William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet, a movie that, like, defined my teenage years. And I'm not going to lie - a little bit of brief sadness sort of took my breath away when I heard the news.
Though Postlethwaite has a long, long repertoire of acting in television, theater, and movies such as the aforementioned Romeo + Juliet, and which recently included The Town, Inception, and Clash of the Titans, he also appeared in other major roles in fi...
In a completely surprising move of 'not surprising,' estranged husband of Courteney Cox-Arquette has packed his bagging, sagging ass up and dragged it to rehab, where it's said that he'll spend time for alcohol abuse and, according to his family, 'other issues.'
A rep for Courteney released a statement claiming that she's happy that David decided to give up the ghost and go for treatment:
"I really admire David and his choice to take charge and better his life. I love and support him."
...
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life "The future depends on what we do in the present." -Mahatma Gandhi... One step at a time...."
- Lindsay Lohan, tweeting wise words of Gandhi's.
If you just take a look at what we've said about Lindsay, it's clear that we wish nothing but the best for that lovable hot mess. That being said, I think Lindsay's continued sobriety in 2011 is a little questionable. What about you?
{democracy:56}...
Remember that one time that Michael Lohan wrote that touching, heartfelt ballad for Lindsay? Well, that was just the start of his musical declarations of eternal love for his daughter, because another one's coming.
The song's called "My Rose" (I know, did your heart just skip a beat too?), and here's how we know it's going to be a hit: Michael commissioned Delious Kennedy to write and perform the song. What's that? You don't know who Delious Kennedy is? Oh, he's just a member of t...
I haven't thought of just how yet, but this bitch will be done. Ruination by cheap, imitation flat iron or even an embarrassing eHarmony exposé. Something. Something, we'll see. It's on.
I know that I kind of explode a little bit when I find out that my very own Brody is rumored to be dating anyone, but for him to be dating my Hollywood nemesis, the object of all my celebrity-related snarky mocking? It's not the type of news that I wanted to wake up to - in fact, this makes for a really fucking bad Tuesday mor...
Though it was reported just earlier today that Lindsay Lohan would be spending some self-induced extra time in rehab, she went and checked out. Also today. Like, less than an hour ago.
Super.
And just when you thought that the drama and the mayhem was over for Linds and her cracked-out posse of enablers, she's gone and moved from her West Hollywood apartment to a home directly across the street from ex-gal and theoretical punching bag, Samantha Ronson.
I know that we all felt warm and fuzzy about Lindsay squawking about renewed dedicatio...
Hey, Selena! This looks like a lot more than "just pancakes" to me!
The teen heartthrobs where photographed chillin' poolside together over the holiday and things looks a little "mature" for a sixteen year old in his girlfriend. Sure, she's 18 and probably used to a hand resting on her ass as she enters a hotel room, but young Bieber! Where has he learned such smooth moves?
I suppose these photos put to rest the break up rumor that was started on Twitter a couple weeks ago... Damn. These tw...
Today we're learning that Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have officially split, and since we've so rarely seen the two together (I assumed they'd broken up long ago) and Mila has Black Swan to promote, maybe that blind item from a few weeks ago was referring to them?
From the NYP:
Kunis' rep confirms that she and one-time child star Macaulay Culkin have gone their separate ways. "The split was amicable, and they remain close friends," her rep said. Kunis started dating Culkin seven years ago, when she starred as the snobby "Jackie" character in "That '70s Show." A source said the couple sp...
Ryan is in the middle of a divorce and Sandy is both divorced and raising a baby on her own, so it makes sense that the stars of The Proposal would meet up in Texas and ring in the new year together. I'm assuming that there's nothing romantic going on between the two and that their connection is based more on their senses of humor and the fact that they're both going through what could be considered tough times right now.
A quiet New Year with close friends seemed to be the way to go this yea...
It's kind of crazy to think that the actress who, at one time, flunked out of rehab programs left and right, is now asking that she stay there past her court-ordered treatment date to ensure that she feels comfortable with her sobriety.
That's what Lindsay Lohan's doing, though. Back when she was sentenced to rehabilitation, she was told that had to stay there throughout January 3rd, just after the holiday weekend. But sources from inside the Betty Ford center are saying that Lindsay would lik...
Or, as I fondly remember him, the monk from 1996's William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet, a movie that, like, defined my teenage years. And I'm not going to lie - a little bit of brief sadness sort of took my breath away when I heard the news.
Though Postlethwaite has a long, long repertoire of acting in television, theater, and movies such as the aforementioned Romeo + Juliet, and which recently included The Town, Inception, and Clash of the Titans, he also appeared in other major roles in fi...
In a completely surprising move of 'not surprising,' estranged husband of Courteney Cox-Arquette has packed his bagging, sagging ass up and dragged it to rehab, where it's said that he'll spend time for alcohol abuse and, according to his family, 'other issues.'
A rep for Courteney released a statement claiming that she's happy that David decided to give up the ghost and go for treatment:
"I really admire David and his choice to take charge and better his life. I love and support him."
...
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life "The future depends on what we do in the present." -Mahatma Gandhi... One step at a time...."
- Lindsay Lohan, tweeting wise words of Gandhi's.
If you just take a look at what we've said about Lindsay, it's clear that we wish nothing but the best for that lovable hot mess. That being said, I think Lindsay's continued sobriety in 2011 is a little questionable. What about you?
{democracy:56}...
Remember that one time that Michael Lohan wrote that touching, heartfelt ballad for Lindsay? Well, that was just the start of his musical declarations of eternal love for his daughter, because another one's coming.
The song's called "My Rose" (I know, did your heart just skip a beat too?), and here's how we know it's going to be a hit: Michael commissioned Delious Kennedy to write and perform the song. What's that? You don't know who Delious Kennedy is? Oh, he's just a member of t...