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The National Enquirer Says That John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Are Engaged and I Believe It

photo of john edwards and rielle hunter pictures John Edwards, whose estranged wife, Elizabeth, passed away a few weeks ago after a battle with cancer, has reportedly popped the question to his baby mama and partner in busting up a long-term marriage, Rielle Hunter. Sources indicate that she said yes, and I have no doubts that this story is totally legit - it was the Enquirer that broke the story of the affair those years ago, so why wouldn't they be spot-on this time, too? It's like the magazine has a bug stuck to Edwards' ass, which t...

Howard K. Stern Catches Another Lucky Break, But The DA Ain’t Havin’ It

For those of you who have been following the case against Howard K. Stern and the doctors that provided Anna Nicole Smith with the prescription drugs that ultimately killed her, today's just another frustrating day. After the jury brought back a guilty verdict on two of the nine counts of conspiracy Stern was facing, the judge threw them out claiming that the conviction was baseless. The judge also ruled that Khristine Eroshevich, a doctor that provided Smith with a Vicodin prescription, not...

Day Maker: Father-Daugher Edward Sharpe Cover

Let's take a quick break from the timely gossip to have a sniffly moment in front of our laptops, shall we? A friend IMed me a link to this father and daughter (Jorge & Alexa Narvaez) doing an acoustic cover of Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros' song "Home" last night and it's kind of a killer. Like, I'm already writing a movie about these two in my head and it's everything that Somewhere should have been. When Alexa turns to her dad halfway through and says, "One day I'm gonna whistle?", I think I died. Get th...

Blind Item: Which Diva Destroyed a Designer Dress?

Today's blind item comes from our homies over at Gawker and features a particularly plump and unhappy songstress: While getting ready for an upcoming awards show, this B list, aging musician literally ripped her dress to shreds at a fitting when she tried it on. She was upset because it was too tight, but what she was really venting were her frustrations that she had gained weight. Two months prior, she had tried on the dress and it fit. When she tried it on later and it was too small, she go...

Love It or Leave It: Drew Barrymore and Her Tragic Dress

A photo of Drew Barrymore Let me preface this by saying that I adore Drew Barrymore.  I kind of have to - I made a promise to my 11-year-old self after watching Ever After, and I'm in it for the long haul.  But I have always been of the opinion that there is only one occasion that a pale person like Drew should wear orange, and that's the occasion that has her at a club, tripping on ecstasy and watching some talented dude twirl some glow sticks.  And even then it should only be a teddy bear purse or the primary colo...

In Other News …

photo of ti and wife tiny photos pictures Minka Kelly's boobs won a People's Choice Award. I shit you not. [The Superficial] Which celebrity was arrested on the way home from the People's Choice Awards last night? [The Superficial] Which celebrity - apparently - does her own makeup for big events? [Celebslam] Lindsay was maybe both drunk and high in rehab? [PopBytes] Is it me, or is Bill Hader actually kind of hot? [Pajiba] Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Tom Cruise is a great kisser. Thanks for that, just after lunch. [Celebi...

Quotables: Raven-Symone (?) Doesn’t Need Your Lip

photo of raven symone pictures "I thought I looked fabulous before and nobody else did. So, whatever. Now I wear bigger clothes because I don't like the way people stare at me. I liked it before. Now, you're just looking at me for the wrong reasons. Before, you were actually looking at me for a real reason." A 'real' reason? Meaning you were slowly attaining the size of a small barge, Raven? Because truth be told, you were. I thought you looked just fine back then, too, and I'm also super glad that you've lost all that weight for health reasons, but let's not mince words here...

Hot or Not: Denise Richards’ Beach Body

photo of denise richards in a bikini pictures I saw this photo late last night and I was torn. Denise Richards, arguably one of Hollywood's hottest women at one point, was photographed removing herself from the Hawaiian surf this past week. And she was looking, well ... old. Hot, yes, but definitely not the same chick that bounded tits and ass 'round the world in Starship Troopers by any means. The weirdest part? Chick's only going to be forty this year. Not fifty - forty. But let's not reflect on all that too much. It's January, ...

[PHOTOS] The 2011 People’s Choice Awards: Everyone Brought It

photo of house cast pictures peoples choice awards Let's get right down to business, shall we? After a careful analysis of the People's Choice Awards photos, I have a few questions and more than a few comments. What do you guys think of Khloe Kardashian's red-ass hair? Anna Lynne McCord looks like she suffered a stroke. I have a real problem with Cory Monteith's last name. George Lopez and Ann Serrano are the cutest. couple. ever. Smile! Zac Efron's pores are waving hello! Malin Akerman is totally the next Diane Kruger. R...

Snooki Is Officially A Published Author: Aren’t We So Proud?!

A photo of Snooki Go ahead and toss out your Dickens and your Salinger and whatever else used to pass as a good book, because it's a brand new day. Today, you can walk right into your local bookstore and find Ms. Nicole Polizzi's (she's an author now, she deserves your respect when addressing her) sure-to-be award-winning novel.  That is, unless they're all sold out! Ok, but sarcasm hurts sometimes, so let me just break this down.  Snooki wrote a novel with a writer named Valerie Frankel about a short young lady named Gia who adventures around the Jersey shore while wearing a pouf.  If that doesn't satisfy your literary mind, check ou...

Secondhand Quotables: Lindsay’s Alleged Rehab Attacker-Victim, Dawn Holland, Releases Statement

photo of attacker victim dawn holland lindsay lohan pictures “It is important to note that it was Ms. Lohan, and not Ms. Holland who called 911 on December 12th. Had Ms. Lohan not called 911 – this incident never would’ve been public knowledge, let alone criminally investigated. Ms. Holland has long held that recovery is not always a pretty process and the workings of a recovery center have never been for the faint of heart. As a recovering addict herself, Ms. Holland is proud of Lindsay for making the always difficult voyage toward recovery. Had the int...

Are You Guys Over Jersey Shore Yet?

So tomorrow premieres the new season of the Shore, and Angelina's replacement is none other than a look-alike, meatball-esque friend (their words, not mine) of Snooki's. The above preview features Angelina Pivarnick's replacement, Deena Nicole Cortese, and she's a New Jersey resident that's, and I quote, a 'party in a shot glass.' I'm not sure what that means, and I don't quite think it makes much sense, but hey. Who am I to judge - I am neither tan, nor juiced, and certainly don't know my way around a shot glass.  Gracious. Really thou...
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