But beautiful faces. Seriously, I almost cried when I saw this picture of Michelle Williams. I don't care for the dress so much, but ugh, her lovely face makes up for everything.
Peruse the gallery to see Emma Stone and Amy Adams looking nearly unrecognizable, a kouple (ha) of the Kardashian sisters looking trashy, Mila Kunis rocking the fuck out of a pretty ok dress, Mandy Moore surprising me by wearing my favorite dress of the bunch, and so much more. Also, if you're into tuxes or, you kn...
"I was shooting a video on one of the big American plots - six hours I was there and I wasn't doing anything. So I convinced someone to let me drive a golf buggy. I ran the battery out by the end of the day. P Diddy must have been doing a fragrance advert or something. I was in the buggy with a mate and I saw him. I meant to put the brake on and go, 'Oh, you're P Diddy!' But I hit the accelerator. He had to dive out the way. As we went past I was like, 'You're P Diddy'. He just said, 'Yeah, I...
Ok, "worthless" might be a little strong, but so is this deep sense of betrayal I have. Because listen, I used to love Glee. I'd have little viewing parties throughout the first season, I got all the albums, I loved that cheesy musical nonsense. But you guys, Lea Michele ruined everything with her awful attitude and her racy, attention whore photo shoots and her annoying acting. She ruined it, and I'm not going to forgive her anytime soon.
Anyway, all these feelings came right back up wh...
And by "true beauty," of course I mean "startling and horrifying lip injections."
Can you guys please give me some insight? I'm at a loss with our favorite 24-year-old crackhead over here. I mean, I get the alcoholism and the unhealthy relationship with her family and the reTweeting Tom Cruise. I certainly don't condone it, but I can see where she's coming from. What is completely beyond me, however, is how someone can check out those lips in a mirror and think "oh yeah, this is the ...
So we here at Evil Beet have decided to turn things back around on you guys and feature your fanciest unpleasantries right here on the site to show you just how funny you are. If you made the list, good on you - share it on Facebook and brag that you finally got some love back from the site that you've been stalking for four years, and if you didn't make the list this time? Dust your sorry self off, pick it on up off the ground and try, try again. We're equal-opportunity humiliators here at...
Natalie Portman was asked about her baby plans at the No Strings Attached premiere in LA this week and while she said she has nothing mapped out for the baby's arrival yet (“I’m very Jewish that way. We don’t do that," she said), it does sound like she has one thing nailed down: To disappear for a hot minute once that thing comes sliding out of her vadge hole.
Natalie said, "I’ll be out of the public eye after [the baby's born],” later adding that she'll take any future career move...
So you know how David Arquette's marriage fell apart and he started drinking way too much and then supposedly went to rehab? Well, the "going to rehab" part is starting to look like a lie (or at least something he's not taking very seriously), mainly because reader Jen K. sent us over a link to a Wall Street Journal bar review that touts David Arquette as not only a bar's manager, but as an occasional burlesque performer.
From WSJ:
Mr. Arquette will serve as master of ceremonies on occasion and perform, as will his gender-bending sibling, Alexis. Li...
Christina Hendricks in old-school Playboy. You're welcome. [The Superficial]
Carrie Fisher in the Princess Leia bikini ages later. Love it or ... no? [The Superficial]
Demi Moore goes GREY. Goodbye, Ashton. [Celebitchy]
Check out all of the chicks that Charlie Sheen's been boning over the past few days. [TMZ]
Jersey Shore's Angelina thinks new castmember is ridick. [TooFab]
January Jones goes nude for Versace. You're not so welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]...
Oh Nicole Richie. What have you done? You were looking, like, so classy for the longest time and now you look like a backwoods hussy that used a lemon juice-peroxide mixture to lighten your hair while sitting on your plastic lawn furniture with your swollen ankles soaking in a kiddie pool.
Not cool, girl. Not cool.
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Have you seen Hilary Duff lately? Like really seen Hilary Duff? Because, guys, somewhere between getting hitched and probably losing her virginity, girlfriend got really hot.
I was never a Lizzie McGuire fan (I was more into Evil Dead, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, and Hellraiser), but I always had an outstanding opinion on her ... looks. Truth be told? I thought she looked like Mr. Ed's slam pig. A fucking horse with bugged-out eyes and lank hair. End of story.
However, t...
When I think of super-hot sex, the last thing I think of is Sting. Partially because I'm not forty-five, and partially because monogamous, married sex is not my thing. I'm joking about one of those things, but I'll let you be the judge as to which. :P
Sting and his wife of eighteen years were recently interviewed by Harper's Bazaar about the longest thing they've ever had - their relationship and their mutual love for one another - and discussed just what it is that makes their respective cloc...