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photo of sandra bullock ryan reynolds dating pictures Enjoy your last look at red Chewbacca. [The Superficial] Charlie Sheen is probably having sex with Drew Carey now. [TMZ] Kat Von D and Jesse James are still sucking face and there's photographic evidence to prove it. [Amy Grindhouse] Sandra Bullock denies banging Ryan Reynolds, but we'll wait to see what happens. [Celebitchy] Golden Globes after-party pics start here! [TooFab]...

Love It or Leave It: Natalie Portman’s Acceptance Speech for Best Actress

Natalie Portman - a woman who I've had a love/hate affair with since Star Wars.  Loved her in Star Wars, practically hated her in everything else. Anyway, if you missed my epic three-hour-long liveblog on the Golden Globes last night, here's Natalie girl accepting her award for Best Actress in a Motion Picture Drama for Black Swan, a movie that I have still yet to see, so I'll gracefully reserve my scathing judgment on it.  For now. The speech, however, was cute and totally unrehearsed, which was refreshing, ...

The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards: THE PHOTOS – PART II

photo of tilda swinton at the 2011 golden globe awards pictures You know, I love you guys. Like, a lot. And because it's so much, I've been up half the night, trying to finagle the best photos from our photo agencies, photos of CELEBRITIES YOU LOVE, because that's what this site is about, right? Giving you guys the best of what you love? Yeah? I mean, even though Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a Jersey Shore-orange kabuki mask to last night's events, you still love her. And just because Anne Hathaway is so damned hot from the shoulders up ('cause guys ......

The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards: THE PHOTOS

photo of brad pitt angelina jolie golden globe awards pictures So it's Monday morning, you're probably all crazy hung over from the drinking games that you played watching last night's Golden Globe awards (drink every time the camera swung to Angelina looking strung out on intravenous drugs), and you're at work. The only real responsibility you have this morning is to look through this shit-ton of photos from last night's awards show, because really, what's more important than fucking off at work? It's OK - I totally give you permission. [gallery ...

LIVEBLOG, BITCHES: The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards

photo of 2011 golden globes pictures [Update 10:59 PM ET] Best Motion Picture Drama goes to The Social Network. Black Swan, The Fighter, Inception, The King's Speech - all great nominees. So ... really? Was this fucking movie REALLY that good? I mean, congrats and all, but the damned movie is all about Facebook. The creation of that insipid, intrusive application known as FACEBOOK. All I know is that Andrew Garfield is hot, and I was OK with the fact that he was allowed onstage to help accept an award FOR A MOVIE that was BA...

The First Photo of Vampire Sex: Can You Even Stand It, Twihards?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart That loving look in Edward's eyes.  Bella's tender placement of her finger on his chin.  You can feel the raw emotion just coursing through them in this photo, right? No, I'm just kidding, but I know somebody's going to rub one out to this picture, so I didn't want to rain on that parade. Anyway, judging by the condition of the pillows, this is a photo of a moment just before Bella and Edward consummate their marriage. That's sweet, but I would much rather see a photo of the aftermath, wh...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bless Her Heart

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt I have no clue what it is, but it's not in me to hate on poor little Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Maybe it comes from watching I Know What You Did Last Summer when I was 10 and feeling sorry for her.  However, I did not see this stupid dress that Jennifer wore to a charity gala last night when I was a child, so I have no such obligation to pity it. Despite this extremely questionable choice in fashion, I'm going to go ahead and find that silver lining and say that Jennifer just wanted to try so...

Check Out The Jackass Boys Reenacting Your Favorite Movies of 2010

I know, I was just as shocked as you are.  But as a special little gift to the Critics' Choice Movie Awards, the cast of Jackass got together and put together their own interpretations of Black Swan, The Social Network, and Inception.  Since I'm a terrible human being, I haven't seen any of those movies, but I feel like Johnny Knoxville and friends clued me in a little so I don't look so dumb when I watch the Golden Globes tonight with my roommate's dog.  That's a solid theory, right? Jump in to see the ...

The Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Amanda Palmer And You Should Too

A photo of Amanda Palmer So yesterday I admitted that I don't listen to Adele, and you guys really did me a solid and gave me some song recommendations, and I really appreciated that.  But it got me to thinking, "Emily, who do you listen to that a lot of people seem to not know about?"  And my first thought was David Bowie, but people know about David Bowie, and plus it would just end up being a big hot mess of me flailing all over the internet, and I think I'll just put that in my pocket for a rainy day.  But then I th...

Which Backstreet Boy Recently Checked Into Rehab?

A photo of the Backstreet Boys Did you guess Nick Carter?  If so, how dare you?  How can you look at that precious, angelic face and accuse him of anything more intense than maybe snuggling a puppy just a little too tightly or eating the last of the heart-shaped cupcakes he made for you?  Do you non-believers feel sufficiently bad about yourselves?  Good, because you deserve it. Ok, but of course it's A.J. We all knew that, right?  At least all of us who covered our rooms in pages of Tiger Beat knew it, and that's...

JWoww Enters The Jersey Shore Literary World

A photo of JWoww First there was The Situation with his "Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore," then there was little Snooki with her totally original work of fiction, and now there's JWoww with The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb. This literary gem won't be released until February 8th, but since I know you guys are just clamoring for some information on JWoww's sure-to-be bestseller, I'll cut back on the small talk and let...

Caption This: The Ever Classy Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Licks Sandra Bullock

A photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Are you taking notes, guys? This is the picture of elegance and grace.  The face tattoos, the hot new "I'm about to have surgery on my eye" look, the licking of the photo of the woman whose husband you slept with.  Bombshell's got the hot tip, everybody, so get ready, because 2011 is definitely going to be the year of trashy. Photo via TMZ...
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