But I know a lot of people don’t care too much, because, like, between the Golden Globes, the Oscars, and the Academy Awards, it’s all pretty much the same. I, myself, couldn’t be bothered, but it was only because I was in MOVING HELL this past weekend and all of last night. Seriously? I feel pillaged. My belongings are strewn all hither thither and non, and I cannot find a fucking thing to wear. Right now I’m in sneakers, bright blue utility pants, and a long-sleeved green tye-dyed shirt, but I AM ROCKING IT. You guys are in for an interesting week, because once I’m through with all of this movingsortingutilitiesgarbagecollectionpaintandspacklehell BULLSHIT, I’m curling up in my bed for ten straight days with my notebook and a bottle of Grey Goose. FUCK MOVING.
Anyway, here you are, mega photos of your favorite stars in attendance at this year’s SAG awards – and if you’re really all that interested, here’s a list of the winners. Jump in for both!
THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES
Outstanding performance by a male actor in a leading role
Colin Firth, “The King’s Speech”
Outstanding performance by a female actor in a leading role
Natalie Portman, “Black Swan”
Outstanding performance by a male actor in a supporting role
Christian Bale, “The Fighter”
Outstanding performance by a female actor in a supporting role
Melissa Leo, “The Fighter”
Outstanding performance by a cast in a motion picture
“The King’s Speech”
TELEVISION
Outstanding performance by a male actor in a drama series
Steve Buscemi, “Boardwalk Empire”
Outstanding performance by a female actor in a drama series
Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”
Outstanding performance by a male actor in a comedy series
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Outstanding performance by a female actor in a comedy series
Betty White, “Hot in Cleveland”
Outstanding performance by an ensemble in a drama series
“Boardwalk Empire”
Outstanding performance by an ensemble in a comedy series
“Modern Family”
Outstanding performance by a male actor in a television movie or miniseries
Al Pacino, “You Don’t Know Jack”
Outstanding performance by a female actor in a television movie or Miniseries
Claire Danes, “Temple Grandin”
See? Told you. Golden Globes redundancy.
Also, my observations-
-Rosario Dawson gets hotter and hotter as the years go by
-I will ALWAYS have a secret infatuation with Julia Ormond after she played Susannah in Legends of the Fall
-Justin Timberlake turns THIRTY today – CYFBI?
-I really want to wipe Helena Bonham Carter’s smug, ‘I’m-married-to-Tim-Burton-and-I’m-an-oddity-too’ look off her face …
-… With Lea Michele’s teeth
-Natalie Portman: Best Dressed and most beautiful, hands down – pregnancy TOTALLY agrees with our girl
-Nicole Kidman needs to NEVER touch her man’s ceramic flat iron ever again
-I want to harm myself for saying it, but Christina Hendricks? Ugh, FAIL
-James Franco still looks like a heroin addict, while …
-… Christian Bale still looks like he’s got a lot of unresolved anger
– I used to laugh at those who drooled over Taye Diggs’ smooth attractiveness, but I am now one of them.
Thoughts? Best dressed? Worst dressed?
“Natalie Portman: Best Dressed and most beautiful, hands down pregnancy TOTALLY agrees with our girl…”
OK, I just have to say it, No one, NO ONE looks good pregnant. You want to know why? It’s gross. Get ready for it. When you are pregnant, you get that “glow” because your body doubles the amount of blood it normally produces. That’s why women appear to gain weight in their faces, arms, neck, etc. and then insta-shed those “lbs.” once they purge the parasite.
So no, Natalie doesn’t look good pregnant. Women never do. Pregnancy isn’t intended to be a fashion statement. It is Yucky. Scientifically speaking it is a parasite-host relationship in which the parasite is released at a certain point and then continues feeding off the host for an additional 18-30 years. (That’s why babies are so cute. So you can’t resist them when they come out.)
And yes, Men inject that yucky parasite into you. Use protection ladies. Use protection. Unless you are prepared to live your own Science Fiction novel…like Double-blood Portman.
LOL So true! Thanks for the reminder on how gross it’s gonna be for me someday. IDK though Ive seen some pretty gorgeous pregnant ladies…Natalie Portman? Eh not so much.
Winona Ryder still has the crazy eyes.
girlfriend loves those pills.
I think Natalie Portman looks great pregnant, too. And you can talk about how gross it is all you want – is that supposed to bother us? Have you ever taken a shit? That’s pretty gross, too. In fact, I bet Natalie Portman has taken shits before. She’s still gorgeous.
Shits go away. Babies don’t. They just run around and produce more shits. So not only are you cleaning your shit but also their shit. That’s so much shit.
Yeah, Sarah, go ahead and go easy on the Grey Goose. We want you around for a long time with the very entertaining writing!
:D Thanks!
i agree
Caption: I really, really got to pee.
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The story/theme of How I Met The Princess Of Ireland:
While,on a lunch break,with a couple of your(Sir Christian Bale’s)friends,you(Sir Christian Bale),saw a very beautiful young lady,sitting a few tables across,from where your(Christian Bale’s),group of friends,were sitting,so you(Sir Bale),was very attracted to her,so you(Sir Bale),asked one of your good friends,to ask,the young lady if you(Bale),can buy her dinner,a drink,and some flowers,later on in the evening,and her name was Julia Robinsons,so she accepted your(Sir Bale’s),invitation,to dinner,later on in the evening,Then the time came,for you(Christian Bale)and Julia,to have dinner,and she told,you(Mr Bale),that she was a princess from Ireland,and she was just in New York,on vacation,for a few years,then she asked you(Christian Bale),if you will,like to escort her to Ireland,some day,and she will,make you(bale),her King there,in Ireland.
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