Blind item time!
This juicy one was originally from CDAN and features a fairly famous TV actor and one horrified waitress:
This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, “Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can bl*w me and I can get back to my dinner.” The waitress walked away and got someone else to serve the table.
There are so many possibilities here, but I’m guessing it’s gotta be one of the dudes from Entourage. I don’t think John Hamm has it in him to be this classless, I’m pretty sure if it was Dennis Leary, there’d be some sort of nod to the actor’s comedic background in the item and who on earth would start flirting with Steve Buscemi? I mean, I would, but I don’t expect that some random waitress would get a raging girl boner for him.
The Entourage dudes (especially A. Grenier and The Pivert) are well-known Hollywood poon hounds, but I’m willing to let go of the idea that this item is one of them if anyone’s got any better guesses.
I hear Adrien grenier’s package smells like shit.
The Situation? :P
Scott Caan?
I don’t know why Hunter Parrish comes to mind. He’s probably not even considered B list though. More likely David Duchovny.
It sounds to me like he wasn’t actually trying to get a blowjob. In fact, it sounds like a sarcastic attempt to get the flirty waitress to go away…and it worked.
Do we ever get the answers to these??
No one knows the answers except the people who originally reported them. That’s how blind items work. They’re just tips that are given to gossip writers that are too juicy (or legally questionable) to publish. However, the more blind items you read, the more you realize that the answers tend to reveal themselves with time. So many celebrity breakdowns, trips to rehab and break ups have been hinted at in blind items months before they even happen. For real gossip lovers, blind items are a staple.
I hate blind items, it’s a big guessing game and no one wins shit in the end