If you’re old enough to make the choice to read this site, then you probably have some fun little tales about waking up. For example, some of mine include waking up to a friend snuggling me and trying to convince me to drink some malt liquor and watch some gay porn with him and waking up in a hospital bed by being prodded by a 12-year-old schizophrenic. Everyone has a different tactic, I suppose. And celebrities are no different.
The magical thing about celebrity though is that ability to reach so many people. Like if my malt liquor-loving friend was famous, he could get probably get gay porn stars to just do a scene in his living room, and that schizophrenic girl could just TwitPic some of those pictures she colored. It’s the universality, you guys, are you getting that yet?
All right, let’s go ahead and get to analyzing the greeting styles of a few of my favorite celebrities:
Livin’ just fine, Mike. Settle down on the screaming though, bro.
That’s really sweet, MC, but I feel like you just did a little bump of something, so go ahead and take all that enthusiasm to the church.
Aw, you’ll always smell like spaz and super fun mediocrity to me, Mark Hoppus. You just keep doing you.
And here’s where you guys come in:
I wake up 30 minutes before I got to bed.