Abbe Diaz, a matradee who has worked in some of New York’s finest eateries, is coming out with a book that, amongst other things, slams the celebrities with shitty attitudes that she’s had to deal with over the years.
Can you guess which actress Abbe described as having, “passive-aggressive comportment … meant to unnerve the plebeians, ” asl adding, “If you’re not worthy, it’s like you’re not there.”
The answer is after the jump…
Surprise, surprise! The bitchy actress is question is none other than Gwyneth Paltrow!
Ugh. Of course. Abbe also reported that while Gwyneth was almost always horrid toward female waitstaff, she would occasionally be decent toward a cute boy serving her meal. Sadly, there are no reports of them ever being nice enough to flash ’em a little cooter.
I think you might mean a maître d’ –short for maître d’hôtel– and not matradee. Or I could just be really stupid and not picking up on the slagrag blogslang.
Either way, see that teeeensy space between my pressed-together fingers? That’s how surprised I am that the subject is Gwynnie.
So, no guy can marry another guy. No girl can marry another girl. This applies to gay and straight right? So what is the problem?
Wow that was right on point!
SweetieEBDouchiekins!!
Next time, let’s not make the coffee with bong water, shall we?
It’s OK, you just dozed off for awhile :o)
Wow… just, wow.
Matradee?
Nazi.
I doubt it, her mom’s like the sweetest lady on the planet