So we here at Evil Beet have decided to turn things back around on you guys and feature your fanciest unpleasantries right here on the site to show you just how funny you are. If you made the list, good on you – share it on Facebook and brag that you finally got some love back from the site that you’ve been stalking for four years, and if you didn’t make the list this time? Dust your sorry self off, pick it on up off the ground and try, try again. We’re equal-opportunity humiliators here at Evil Beet and we intend to keep doing this for a long, long time.
Without much – or further – ado, this week’s best comments from our readers:
Gen on Love It or Leave It: John Mayer Grows His Hair All Pretty:
“Mayer looks how Colin Farrel looked the first time I realized that he would probably fuck my little sister while smelling like the garbage bin outside an Indian restaurant.”
Barbara Botox on “Glee Does Funny or Die“:
“I have never watched GLEE so I cannot say this with complete authority but I likewise detest GLEE. or at the very least, the idea of GLEE. the take-over of GLEE. so if this website got very many comments anymore i’d suppose that you’d have some angry comments from the GLEEKS as they call themselves, and so i suppose i just wanted to stand up for you. that is all.”
Conceived at the shallow end of the gene pool on “News You Can Use“:
“I was not prepared at all for this photo. I believe I shall toddle off now, indulge in a cocktail and restore my sensibilities. Are you sure that this is not some secret weapon that the US intends to use in Afghanistan? It has the potential of proving more powerful than the Arc of the Covenant, which is reported to have laid waste to entire regions, or staring into the eyes of Medusa which turned even the most powerful creature into stone…”
Erin on “Love It or Leave It: Britney’s New-ish Weave“:
“I’m confused. Are the bits dangling around the sides her natural hair? Surely it’s long enough now to forgo the weave? Maybe she’s got it falling out in chunks from stress?”
Mireee on “Check Out Kanye West’s Kanye West Watch (Feat. Kanye West“:
“Bloody hell that is some watch.”
Maxx on “Sting and His Wife Want You to Know That They Still Have a Lot of Sex“:
“The last line is the key. Sting’s road travels and almost certain repeated episodes with the company of other men has to take some of the load off of his wife, right?”
Muttley Macclad on “Quotables: Snooki is Tired of Being Called Snooki“:
“Dayem she is foul.. and she has a gunt…”
Winner?
man, you guys are really desperate for comments, aren’t you? no one seems to be biting, sorry!
Great idea… I have always stopped by Evil Beet daily for the content but also for the snarky comments. I have noticed the huge drop in comments. For such a big site with so many readers I was wondering why…
C’mon, COMMENT!
But leave the personal appearance attacks on the writers out of it. In this life you gotta work with what your momma gave you. Plus when you are busting on someone in that manner everyone naturally assumes you are one hot mess and just trying to feel better ’bout yourself.
Thanks for doing this site ladies, I’d miss it if you didn’t.
:)
Should I be fist pumping? No, only after the hot virgin gives me one of her four carat diamond earrings.