Guess what actor Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee is banging now? [The Superficial]
Oh, look who’s pregnant. I’m so totally surprised. [The Superficial]
Jake Gyllenhaal dumped Taylor Swift over the phone. Take that, virginity sensors! [Celebitchy]
Is Frasier a crossdresser? [TMZ]
PHOTOS: What do you think of Britney Spears’ new dancing bod? [TooFab]
New baby, Benjamin Travolta, pictures – John still looks like the reanimated dead. [Amy Grindhouse]
I was not prepared at all for this photo. I believe I shall toddle off now, indulge in a cocktail and restore my sensibilities. Are you sure that this is not some secret weapon that the US intends to use in Afghanistan? It has the potential of proving more powerful than the Arc of the Covenant, which is reported to have laid waste to entire regions, or staring into the eyes of Medusa which turned even the most powerful creature into stone…