

More photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's wedding have been released today and from the looks of things, it was a lovely affair. Check out the gallery to see the special message Nicole had woven into the lace on her dress, a better look at the back of her gown, and of course, the elephant.
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"I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he [Mel Gibson] was really drunk. I was with my friend, who's gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about 'oven dodgers,' but I didn't get it. I'd never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, 'He's anti-Semitic and he's homophobic.' No one believed me!"
- Winona Ryder, telling GQ all about it.
I know that this man has said some horrible things, but for some reason, the image of Mel Gibson calling Little Women era Winona an "oven dodger" just stabs straight into my heart like an icicle. I specify the icicle because I used to think icicles were so neat and pretty, much like Mel Gibson in The Patriot, but now they're just nuisances and little implements of death.
Joan Rivers is giving up plastic surgery. Expect the horsemen to ride in at any day now. [Celebslam]
Sweet! We finally know about Brad Pitt's new movie, and now we know what it's supposed to be about! Score for life! [popbytes]
Sequels to things that shouldn't have been to begin with - like Bad Santa. [Pajiba]
Mel Gibson made fun of Winona Ryder for being Jewish. Just in case you didn't think he was a tool 'til today. [Celebitchy]
What's better than Christmas lingerie? Women o...
Damn. Two Mariah posts in a single day. Two Mariah posts within just a few hours. This has gotta be a Christmas miracle.
Carey's husband, Nick Cannon, announced earlier this morning that the couple is, indeed, having twins. Cannon broke the news on his radio show today and confirmed the speculation that had been swirling around Mariah's womb, as she's been looking a bit bigger than she normally would if she were carrying, say, just one baby instead of two.
Congrats to the couple and their full-fledged family - if I wer...
I first remember noticing Amy in Enchanted. The movie itself was atrocious, but my daughter loved it and it was at least marginally entertaining. It was either watch that, or do dishes. Just for future reference? Dishes? Will always come in last place. Dishes will always lose.
Anyway, I remember thinking that the entire movie was sort of off-kilter, what with Amy's oddball acting techniques and the movie exec's seemingly-strange choice for Amy in the lead role, but then I realized...
Are any of you guys comic book nerds? If so, get ready, because in March your Justice League* will get a brand new member - none other than Ms. Spears herself. Let's check out her storyline:
“Britney Spears — the most famous superstar of the 21st century. What does it take to reach those heights in the Internet Age? What are the hidden costs when every move makes the headlines? More than an entertainment powerhouse. More than a dancer and musician. Britney Spears is a survivor!”
Interesting angle, that "survivor" business. If it were me, I'd hav...
This story is blowing my mind a little.
WABC's Heidi Jones (you may recognize her from when she fills in on Good Morning America) was arrested after she was forced to admit to police that she lied about being raped earlier this year. In her initial report, Heidi said that she was running in Central Park when she was attacked and then raped by a Hispanic man. When the cops found absolutely no evidence supporting her rape claim, she came clean and said that she made the entire story up. Accor...
I'm thinking something like, 'Gonna be a little bit tough to whip this hair back and forth.'
I don't effing know - it's hard because she's ten. It's not as if I can go off and completely snark out on her, right?
Don't answer that....
I just saw the Kardashian/Jenner Chirstmas card on my Tumblr dashboard and I had to share it with you. It's a gorgeous photo in many ways (I don't think I've ever seen folks drag out that sort of wardrobe for a holiday snapshot) but it's also BEYOND AWKWARD. Let's make a list of all the ways this skeeves us, shall we?
1)Why is Kylie Jenner allowed to wear that dress? That's the very first thing that pops out at me. She's a young teen girl, and while embracing your curves in a dress like that...
So the first crappy, low-quality photo of Nicole Richie in her wedding dress with her new husband has hit the 'nets, and of course, People magazine was the first to run it. (Yay for you, People, but come on. I know you're hoarding the good stuff over there, so give. it. up.)
I love the dress - which was apparently inspired by Grace Kelly's wedding gown of yesteryear. It was positively breathtaking, and from what I can see of Nicole's hair and makeup, she looks amazingly beautiful....