Lindsay Lohan has been forced to pick up her bags and go to a new rehab center after recieving a string of threatening phone calls from Sam Lufti, that paparazzo that was hanging around Britney Spears back in the day. Really?! Sam Lufti?! Normally when we hear about stalkers, they're some unknown somebody from the middle of nowhere. How lucky is Lindsay to have a semi-famous one?
From DigitalSpy:
Lindsay switched to a new facility after she began to feel threatened, reports WENN. The actr...
Angelina and Brad, Eva Longoria, Miley Cyrus - seriously, Dr. Drew doesn't hold back.
On Angelina Jolie and heroin and also Brad Pitt: There's no such thing as 'I was a heroin addict.' That doesn't exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she's in recovery. And I don't see any evidence that's the case. So we've got one person whose a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period. We have another person who has said things like, "Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that's just her wa...
Photos emerge of Katy Perry drunk. I thought that was against her Christian values. [Celebslam]
Sorry? But Paris Hilton would be a terrible mom.[popbytes]
What's funnier than Gwyneth Paltrow shaking her ass? Gwyneth Paltrow pretending that she has an ass to shake. [Pajiba]
David Beckham gets hairplugs. ... Right? [Celebitchy]
One of the most foul things I've visualized all day: Chloe Sevigny giving head. [Amy Grindhouse]
Happy Birthday, Christina Aguilera. Lay off the ...
Update: Because the original video that ran with this post broke, I was forced to take it down and replace it with this photograph of JLH doing the 'Woo woo!' face instead. I know, I know, it's not as good as the video (I do hope you saw it before it shit the bed), but it'll suffice I suppose.
Because it's a slow news day, I bring you good tidings of the holiday season by the illustrious Jennifer Love Hewitt herself!
Huey, who, if you remember, was recently nominated for a Golden Globe ...
Just when you thought Paris Hilton's desperate gnarl-fingered clutch at attention couldn't get any worse, her ass goes and body doubles for Peter Griffin's midsection.
Given the time of year and the current economy, I can understand the girl's need to bring in some extra cash, but some things - like rubbery asses, wonk eyes, the radioactive nature of a certain celebutante's mouth, and fourteen different crossbreeds of crab living on a single, papery grey chode - are better left alone.
...
"Glasgow, you are looking good tonight. We are The Pretty Reckless and we have heard Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England."
- Taylor Momsen, taking some time out of her concert to give a shout-out to the little English village of Glasgow.
Oh, Taylor, no. Not so much. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and propose that maybe she just got confused and said the wrong country's name, but just because I don't want to think that a 17-year-old doesn't know where Glasgow is. That's too sad, even for her....
Oh, Megan. You crafty, crafty lady. I see your game. We haven't had any news about you since September and then this weekend, a weekend so slow on the celebrity gossip that I resorted to covering Clay Aiken's new boyfriend's man Spanx, you decided to frolic along the beaches of Hawaii while wearing your giant engagement ring and a bikini, and you've left me no choice.
Why don't you get some integrity and say something really dumb to a magazine or get knocked up or something so we can tal...
I know, I was just as shocked as you are. Who knew that Clay Aiken could get an underwear model? To be fair, this particular underwear model, Jeff Walters, is kind of Clark Kent-ish - check out the transition from nerdy ass glasses guy at the Peanuts booth to suave, muscular, ridiculous underwear guy in the gallery. But still, good for you, Clay.
The couple has been hitting Dallas hard this week - Clay went to see Jeff play Rocky in The Rocky Horror Show, and the next night they went to...
It's a spin class! The matching grey sweatsuits are symbols of love!
No, but really, that's what happened. Katie Holmes' birthday was yesterday, so Tom Cruise flew to New York and in a true display of thoughtfulness and romance, he took her to a spin class. Granted, he did take her to "an intimate dinner" afterwards, but come on now. Is that how you say "happy birthday" to the mother of your child, Tom Cruise?
And I know that for some couples, this is great. This would be an awesom...
That nondescript little "Merry Christmas" is just not going to cut it, so let's get this done. I need you on this one. Paris needs you. We can pull from her cocaine possession shenanigans or all those times she got photographed this summer, boozing it up or that time she adopted 20 rabbits. She's had such a full year, she and all her Christmas card recipients deserve more than a simple "Merry Christmas" without so much as an exclamation point.
Just power through this one, guys, then you...
Lindsay Lohan has been forced to pick up her bags and go to a new rehab center after recieving a string of threatening phone calls from Sam Lufti, that paparazzo that was hanging around Britney Spears back in the day. Really?! Sam Lufti?! Normally when we hear about stalkers, they're some unknown somebody from the middle of nowhere. How lucky is Lindsay to have a semi-famous one?
From DigitalSpy:
Lindsay switched to a new facility after she began to feel threatened, reports WENN. The actr...
Angelina and Brad, Eva Longoria, Miley Cyrus - seriously, Dr. Drew doesn't hold back.
On Angelina Jolie and heroin and also Brad Pitt: There's no such thing as 'I was a heroin addict.' That doesn't exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she's in recovery. And I don't see any evidence that's the case. So we've got one person whose a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period. We have another person who has said things like, "Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that's just her wa...
Photos emerge of Katy Perry drunk. I thought that was against her Christian values. [Celebslam]
Sorry? But Paris Hilton would be a terrible mom.[popbytes]
What's funnier than Gwyneth Paltrow shaking her ass? Gwyneth Paltrow pretending that she has an ass to shake. [Pajiba]
David Beckham gets hairplugs. ... Right? [Celebitchy]
One of the most foul things I've visualized all day: Chloe Sevigny giving head. [Amy Grindhouse]
Happy Birthday, Christina Aguilera. Lay off the ...
Update: Because the original video that ran with this post broke, I was forced to take it down and replace it with this photograph of JLH doing the 'Woo woo!' face instead. I know, I know, it's not as good as the video (I do hope you saw it before it shit the bed), but it'll suffice I suppose.
Because it's a slow news day, I bring you good tidings of the holiday season by the illustrious Jennifer Love Hewitt herself!
Huey, who, if you remember, was recently nominated for a Golden Globe ...
Just when you thought Paris Hilton's desperate gnarl-fingered clutch at attention couldn't get any worse, her ass goes and body doubles for Peter Griffin's midsection.
Given the time of year and the current economy, I can understand the girl's need to bring in some extra cash, but some things - like rubbery asses, wonk eyes, the radioactive nature of a certain celebutante's mouth, and fourteen different crossbreeds of crab living on a single, papery grey chode - are better left alone.
...
"Glasgow, you are looking good tonight. We are The Pretty Reckless and we have heard Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England."
- Taylor Momsen, taking some time out of her concert to give a shout-out to the little English village of Glasgow.
Oh, Taylor, no. Not so much. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and propose that maybe she just got confused and said the wrong country's name, but just because I don't want to think that a 17-year-old doesn't know where Glasgow is. That's too sad, even for her....
Oh, Megan. You crafty, crafty lady. I see your game. We haven't had any news about you since September and then this weekend, a weekend so slow on the celebrity gossip that I resorted to covering Clay Aiken's new boyfriend's man Spanx, you decided to frolic along the beaches of Hawaii while wearing your giant engagement ring and a bikini, and you've left me no choice.
Why don't you get some integrity and say something really dumb to a magazine or get knocked up or something so we can tal...
I know, I was just as shocked as you are. Who knew that Clay Aiken could get an underwear model? To be fair, this particular underwear model, Jeff Walters, is kind of Clark Kent-ish - check out the transition from nerdy ass glasses guy at the Peanuts booth to suave, muscular, ridiculous underwear guy in the gallery. But still, good for you, Clay.
The couple has been hitting Dallas hard this week - Clay went to see Jeff play Rocky in The Rocky Horror Show, and the next night they went to...
It's a spin class! The matching grey sweatsuits are symbols of love!
No, but really, that's what happened. Katie Holmes' birthday was yesterday, so Tom Cruise flew to New York and in a true display of thoughtfulness and romance, he took her to a spin class. Granted, he did take her to "an intimate dinner" afterwards, but come on now. Is that how you say "happy birthday" to the mother of your child, Tom Cruise?
And I know that for some couples, this is great. This would be an awesom...
That nondescript little "Merry Christmas" is just not going to cut it, so let's get this done. I need you on this one. Paris needs you. We can pull from her cocaine possession shenanigans or all those times she got photographed this summer, boozing it up or that time she adopted 20 rabbits. She's had such a full year, she and all her Christmas card recipients deserve more than a simple "Merry Christmas" without so much as an exclamation point.
Just power through this one, guys, then you...