When I first saw these pictures, I thought John Lennon's mom had a secret love child with Elton John so many years ago and this was the result.
Unfortunately, it was just Lady Gaga's 'What the fuck' face while being groped by a zealous fan.
In reality, I do have something positive to say - Gaga's bleached eyebrows? Someone did a good job on them and they really look great with her hair. Because really, there's not much worse than someone with platinum blonde hair and thick, raven-black...
By now you've probably heard bits and pieces of odd details surrounding a story about Lindsay and her alkie friends at the Betty Ford Clinic and I am here to tell you - whatever you heard? Is probably correct.
Lindsay, who was 'bailed' with some girlfriends for good behavior, had been living in one of Ford's unsupervised halfway houses and decided to skip out for a night on the town. At a bar. Because patients at a rehab center totally need variety, you guys. All those 'I'm an alcoholic...
And from this photo,we're supposed to feel all sorts of horrible for Heidi and her violently scarred and marred face and send gifts - in the form of traveler's checks - to Heidi and Spencer's compound in Costa Rica. Or, you know, send them even if you think Heidi and Spencer are complete shitbags anyway, because it'll keep them occupied outside of US soil for a bit longer.
A year after her plastic surgery, Heidi has run out of money a feature story in Life & Style magazine, where she di...
Love it. It's cute, you can tell she's totally into Christmas, much like I am (no, seriously, I am probably the most into-Christmas-person you'll ever meet - carols, volunteering for the local live Nativity, cookie baking weeks, wrapping presents, planning dinner menus, going to see lights, you name it - I'VE DONE IT ALL IN THE PAST THREE AND A HALF WEEKS, BITCHES). LeAnn took to her Twitter, naturally, to post the above photo for something Christmas-related in which she dressed up one of Mr...
It doesn't seem to matter that she's over 100 days sober and cleaning up her act in a top rehab center because Lindsay Lohan seems to attract the wrong people no matter where she goes. Over the weekend, Lindsay's rehab roomies threw a wild party in the private facility they were moved to for good behavior. When it was discovered that the actress' roommates were drinking heavily, all of them were moved back to the main facility.
The Betty Ford Clinic is denying that the party ever happened and has said that they moved Lindsay back to the bigger bu...
OK. So we all have our feelings about Chris Brown - some hate him, some love him, some forgive him, and some even say that his violent physical rage against Rihanna was an entitlement (and what the fuck is wrong with you people - no one deserves to be hit you bunch of twats).
Chris has also kind of stayed out of the spotlight since the whole fucking-up-Rihanna's-world thing, (with, you know, the exception of whining that his albums were suffering because people couldn't get over the fact th...
People.com is claiming that this is Paris Hilton's Christmas card. I'm not sure if they found it on her website or Twitter or if she mailed it off to her favorite media outlets in addition to her manager and her weird aunts. Either way, it's hilariously inappropriate. Like, if I didn't believe that she was pulling one over on us this entire time, I would now. Who slaps a holiday message on what looks like a rejected boudoir shot and then shows it to the world? You'd have to either be a moron or a genius...
Do you recognize the lady in the photo? That's Lisa Robin Kelly, the actress who played Eric's big sister on the first five seasons of That 70s Show. Lisa hasn't really been seen or heard from since leaving the show, but over the weekend she made quite the comeback... In mugshot form. The actress was arrested for driving under the influence and her mugshot is easily one of the worst we've ever seen. It's on some Nick Nolte shit.
Click through to get a glimpse of the actress' worst moment:
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When I first saw these pictures, I thought John Lennon's mom had a secret love child with Elton John so many years ago and this was the result.
Unfortunately, it was just Lady Gaga's 'What the fuck' face while being groped by a zealous fan.
In reality, I do have something positive to say - Gaga's bleached eyebrows? Someone did a good job on them and they really look great with her hair. Because really, there's not much worse than someone with platinum blonde hair and thick, raven-black...
By now you've probably heard bits and pieces of odd details surrounding a story about Lindsay and her alkie friends at the Betty Ford Clinic and I am here to tell you - whatever you heard? Is probably correct.
Lindsay, who was 'bailed' with some girlfriends for good behavior, had been living in one of Ford's unsupervised halfway houses and decided to skip out for a night on the town. At a bar. Because patients at a rehab center totally need variety, you guys. All those 'I'm an alcoholic...
And from this photo,we're supposed to feel all sorts of horrible for Heidi and her violently scarred and marred face and send gifts - in the form of traveler's checks - to Heidi and Spencer's compound in Costa Rica. Or, you know, send them even if you think Heidi and Spencer are complete shitbags anyway, because it'll keep them occupied outside of US soil for a bit longer.
A year after her plastic surgery, Heidi has run out of money a feature story in Life & Style magazine, where she di...
Love it. It's cute, you can tell she's totally into Christmas, much like I am (no, seriously, I am probably the most into-Christmas-person you'll ever meet - carols, volunteering for the local live Nativity, cookie baking weeks, wrapping presents, planning dinner menus, going to see lights, you name it - I'VE DONE IT ALL IN THE PAST THREE AND A HALF WEEKS, BITCHES). LeAnn took to her Twitter, naturally, to post the above photo for something Christmas-related in which she dressed up one of Mr...
It doesn't seem to matter that she's over 100 days sober and cleaning up her act in a top rehab center because Lindsay Lohan seems to attract the wrong people no matter where she goes. Over the weekend, Lindsay's rehab roomies threw a wild party in the private facility they were moved to for good behavior. When it was discovered that the actress' roommates were drinking heavily, all of them were moved back to the main facility.
The Betty Ford Clinic is denying that the party ever happened and has said that they moved Lindsay back to the bigger bu...
OK. So we all have our feelings about Chris Brown - some hate him, some love him, some forgive him, and some even say that his violent physical rage against Rihanna was an entitlement (and what the fuck is wrong with you people - no one deserves to be hit you bunch of twats).
Chris has also kind of stayed out of the spotlight since the whole fucking-up-Rihanna's-world thing, (with, you know, the exception of whining that his albums were suffering because people couldn't get over the fact th...
People.com is claiming that this is Paris Hilton's Christmas card. I'm not sure if they found it on her website or Twitter or if she mailed it off to her favorite media outlets in addition to her manager and her weird aunts. Either way, it's hilariously inappropriate. Like, if I didn't believe that she was pulling one over on us this entire time, I would now. Who slaps a holiday message on what looks like a rejected boudoir shot and then shows it to the world? You'd have to either be a moron or a genius...
Do you recognize the lady in the photo? That's Lisa Robin Kelly, the actress who played Eric's big sister on the first five seasons of That 70s Show. Lisa hasn't really been seen or heard from since leaving the show, but over the weekend she made quite the comeback... In mugshot form. The actress was arrested for driving under the influence and her mugshot is easily one of the worst we've ever seen. It's on some Nick Nolte shit.
Click through to get a glimpse of the actress' worst moment:
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