

But really, can we? Did you see Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Have you seen Jason doing the Confrontation scene from Les Miserables with both Neil Patrick Harris and Paul Rudd? I'm sure you don't need additional reasons to fuel your love, but have you seen the cast list of the new Muppets movie, the one Jason Segel is writing and also starring in? Amy Adams, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, with rumored guest appearances by Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Jack Black, Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Krasins...
I'm a little obsessed with blind items these days, so for the second day in a row I'm giving you a tabloid mystery to ponder.
From CrazyDaysAndNights:
This comedienne and author is sweating the fact that she may have got herpes. Her new boyfriend swore to her he did not have it, but it turns out he does. All she would have to do is check his sex history with just the people known, and she would have seen he is in the herpes chain. Oh, or have protected sex. Not too hard.
Comedienne and author? Well, we've got Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Janeane Garofalo, Jenny McCarthy...
I don't know about your guys, but breaking my teeth is one of my biggest fears. Break my nose, break my EYEBALLS, but don't go anywhere near my teeth, you know? They're just a mad sensitive part of the human body.
That being said, I am revolted by this dentist photo of Oksana Grigorieva that was published on RadarOnline. Apparently this was taken the day after she got into an altercation with Mel. Can you even imagine looking in the mirror and seeing all your teeth broken up and looking crazy?
Mel...
The real story behind what Lindsay's been doing at rehab - you just won't believe it. [The Superficial]
This celebrity has the tiniest ass I've ever seen. The whitest, too. [Celebslam]
Suck or not: Top 10 Albums of 2010 [popbytes]
Hangover Theater Guide to the 12 Days of Christmas - funniest shit ever. [Pajiba]
The real reason Brad Pitt unceremoniously dumped Jennifer Aniston's ass: she's actually a really big bitch. [Celebitchy]
20210's female-led top movies - featuring Natali...
Or, you know, just breakups that sucked. We here at Evil Beet take celebrity breakups and makeups pretty seriously, and when something big breaks like these ten relationship bust-ups, it really gives us a lift. Because we're celebrity gossip bloggers. It might sound insensitive, but come on - we live for this shit, no doubt. And you do, too, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Without further ado, the Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups of 2010:
10: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
I to...
If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie procreating didn't send Jennifer Aniston over the edge, you know this shit will. Yeah, I know that Jen never had an actual romantic relationship with David Schwimmer, but come on. This is so something that Jennifer would privately bellyache about, even if she had no prior claim to him. Why? I don't know. It's just what she does. Please don't ask me to fathom the brittle mind of a spurned rom-com addict like Jennifer Aniston. I just can't go there today...
It's been a banner month for celebrity break-ups, but according to one blind item, there's another one coming that's going to top 'em all.
From BlindGossip:
Lots of celebrity break up announcements this holiday season, but one more is supposed to be coming in the next few weeks. This couple has actually been split up for months now, but you may not have even noticed since – like Scarlett and Ryan – they are usually photographed separately from each other. They were going to announce ...
KiKi Dunst was photographed trying on this hat at Barney's yesterday, and while the part of me that's into logic and reasoning says that there's really nothing cute about this look, the Degrassi fan in me can't help but love it. What do you think, Joey Jeremiah?
"LOOKS COOL TO ME!"
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Aaron Eckhart has done something very rare, you guys. He was honest about the working conditions on his new movie with Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole. You know how co-stars always act like they were instant BFFs with an unbreakable connection for like, the sake of selling their on-screen chemistry? Aaron was like, "Fuck that noise," and came clean about how tense things got between him and Nicole while they were filming the movie.
Aaron told E! News:
"She was irritated with me and I was irritate...
Katy recently did an interview with Grazia magazine, and she did the usual "Russell and I are so in love, we are soul mates, we have such true strong feelings" talk, but she also spoke on the topic of children. When asked if she was thinking about having kids, she responded with "Absolutely. I don't want to miss out on any experience. I want lots of children. It's all very possible." And I think that's a very interesting reply.
Katy and Russell are not exactly known for taking it s...