I am not going to pretend for a second that I don't care about this. Not for one hot second.
Last night I was getting pretty deep into Twitter (I'm snowed in back east at my parents' house, OK?) and I noticed that the Bieliebers were Tweeting something about how Nick Jonas unfollowed Jasmine V. (Bieber's ex) and then Jasmine unfollowed Selena and then Selena unfollowed Justin and then Justin unfollowed both Selena AND Jasmine (take a minute to let all that sink in if you need to).
Basically, som...
I've done my best to ignore both this show and this news story, but I can't anymore. Yo, one of the moms from that show Teen Mom is in jail! ... Yes, only one of them. Can you believe it?
Amber Portwood, who looks like an orange Pound Puppy, was jailed this morning after being charged with three class D felonies, two for domestic battery and one count of neglect of a dependent (that would be her baby). The charges sprung from an on-camera fight between Amber and her former fiance and baby dad...
Kelly Osbourne may have a new body and a new BFF, but she's still up to the same immature coping tactics. Like high school students and emotionally stunted adults, Kelly turned to her Twitter page the day after Christmas to let a can of whoop ass loose on her former fiance. The Tweets (pictured above) claim that Luke is trying to win her back despite cheating on her with "100s of girls as well as men."
You may remember Kelly going crazy on Luke via her Facebook page last summer when she disco...
And in case you didn't know who Elisabetta Canalis is, she's George Clooney's current long-term piece of arm candy (and dammit, not 'army' candy, which is what almost appeared there) and that's about all you need to know.
George Clooney, in addition to being one of Hollywood's most sought-after actors, is apparently rolling in hot women, as having dated Kelly Preston, Lucy Liu, Krista Allen, Sarah Larson, and a plethora of other hot, hot women.
And if you think that's good, I thought for t...
Elton John and his partner of five-plus years have adopted a baby boy! The couple's surrogate mother delivered the child, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, on Christmas day in California.
According to John and Furnish's rep:
"We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment. Zachary is healthy and doing really well, and we are very proud and happy parents."
And before you worry that Sir Elton, at the age of 62, and his partner David Furnish, at the age of 48, won'...
And you know what? Despite prior claims that LeAnn was a homewrecker, and Eddie is still lurking in the closet somewhere, I'm happy for these two crazy assholes. HAPPY, do you hear? I don't know if it's from the excess alcohol over the holidays, or if that damned Mrs. Claus get-up finally won me over, but I'm rooting for these guys today, and I'm rooting for them hard.
LeAnn's rep came forward last night and confirmed that boyfriend Eddie had popped the question over the holidays:
"Yes, ...
Bristol Palin has done a great job getting on everyone's nerves this year, but finally she's done something worth praising. The single mom and former Governor's daughter has purchased her first home, a cute little brown stucco in Arizona.
Bristol paid $172,000 for the abode, which just a couple years ago sold to it's previous owner for nearly twice that. Good deal! And don't worry about her losing it, because homegirl paid in cash. Baller! I was unaware that motherhood and televised dancing paid that...
Oh wow. TMZ has announced that Lifetime is in the process of making a new movie that sounds awfully similar to the life of one of our favorite tabloid stars.
From TMZ:
Lydia Hearst will play LiLo in Charles Castillo's new movie, "Dogs in Pocketbooks." Castillo told the New York Post, "Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media."
Castillo says the script is a satire ... the only glaring omission from the description -- scheming, sponging parents whose lives de...
Hugh Jackman's penis and balls in a manner of speaking. [The Superficial]
This made me fall in love with Ryan Gosling all over again. Le sigh. [Celebslam]
The best Christmas music parody EVER. [popbytes]
Paula Abdul presents Live to Dance: will you be watching? [Pajiba]
Queen Elizabeth bashed by PETA - is no one immune to the psychosis? [Celebitchy]
James Franco's grandmother thinks you're a pussy. And she'll say it to your face. [Amy Grindhouse]
Li'l Kim gets (more) plastic surgery, is now COMPLETELY unrecognizable. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashia...
Photos via JustJared
I don't know about you guys, but I can watch Keanu Reeves do just about anything, so when I woke up this morning to find that the Christmas special of Saved by the Bell was on (the two-parter where Zack falls in love with the homeless girl who works at the mall, could you just die?!) and that there were a bunch of pictures of Keanu shopping for a tree on Christmas Eve, I thought it was Christmas all over again, natch. I hope you find as much glee in these pictures as ...
And she's engaged, too, but that's not the important part, did you hear me? NATALIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT! MY GOD!
Reps for Natalie and her husband-to-be, choreographer Benjamin Millepied, confirmed that the couple was recently engaged and is expecting a child. Portman and Millepied met on the set of Natalie's box office hit, Black Swan, earlier this year and have been inseparable since.
So yeah, congratulations to Natalie, one of Hollywood's most talented actresses - hands down - on both her engagement and pregnancy announcements! Does...
I am not going to pretend for a second that I don't care about this. Not for one hot second.
Last night I was getting pretty deep into Twitter (I'm snowed in back east at my parents' house, OK?) and I noticed that the Bieliebers were Tweeting something about how Nick Jonas unfollowed Jasmine V. (Bieber's ex) and then Jasmine unfollowed Selena and then Selena unfollowed Justin and then Justin unfollowed both Selena AND Jasmine (take a minute to let all that sink in if you need to).
Basically, som...
I've done my best to ignore both this show and this news story, but I can't anymore. Yo, one of the moms from that show Teen Mom is in jail! ... Yes, only one of them. Can you believe it?
Amber Portwood, who looks like an orange Pound Puppy, was jailed this morning after being charged with three class D felonies, two for domestic battery and one count of neglect of a dependent (that would be her baby). The charges sprung from an on-camera fight between Amber and her former fiance and baby dad...
Kelly Osbourne may have a new body and a new BFF, but she's still up to the same immature coping tactics. Like high school students and emotionally stunted adults, Kelly turned to her Twitter page the day after Christmas to let a can of whoop ass loose on her former fiance. The Tweets (pictured above) claim that Luke is trying to win her back despite cheating on her with "100s of girls as well as men."
You may remember Kelly going crazy on Luke via her Facebook page last summer when she disco...
And in case you didn't know who Elisabetta Canalis is, she's George Clooney's current long-term piece of arm candy (and dammit, not 'army' candy, which is what almost appeared there) and that's about all you need to know.
George Clooney, in addition to being one of Hollywood's most sought-after actors, is apparently rolling in hot women, as having dated Kelly Preston, Lucy Liu, Krista Allen, Sarah Larson, and a plethora of other hot, hot women.
And if you think that's good, I thought for t...
Elton John and his partner of five-plus years have adopted a baby boy! The couple's surrogate mother delivered the child, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, on Christmas day in California.
According to John and Furnish's rep:
"We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment. Zachary is healthy and doing really well, and we are very proud and happy parents."
And before you worry that Sir Elton, at the age of 62, and his partner David Furnish, at the age of 48, won'...
And you know what? Despite prior claims that LeAnn was a homewrecker, and Eddie is still lurking in the closet somewhere, I'm happy for these two crazy assholes. HAPPY, do you hear? I don't know if it's from the excess alcohol over the holidays, or if that damned Mrs. Claus get-up finally won me over, but I'm rooting for these guys today, and I'm rooting for them hard.
LeAnn's rep came forward last night and confirmed that boyfriend Eddie had popped the question over the holidays:
"Yes, ...
Bristol Palin has done a great job getting on everyone's nerves this year, but finally she's done something worth praising. The single mom and former Governor's daughter has purchased her first home, a cute little brown stucco in Arizona.
Bristol paid $172,000 for the abode, which just a couple years ago sold to it's previous owner for nearly twice that. Good deal! And don't worry about her losing it, because homegirl paid in cash. Baller! I was unaware that motherhood and televised dancing paid that...
Oh wow. TMZ has announced that Lifetime is in the process of making a new movie that sounds awfully similar to the life of one of our favorite tabloid stars.
From TMZ:
Lydia Hearst will play LiLo in Charles Castillo's new movie, "Dogs in Pocketbooks." Castillo told the New York Post, "Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media."
Castillo says the script is a satire ... the only glaring omission from the description -- scheming, sponging parents whose lives de...
Hugh Jackman's penis and balls in a manner of speaking. [The Superficial]
This made me fall in love with Ryan Gosling all over again. Le sigh. [Celebslam]
The best Christmas music parody EVER. [popbytes]
Paula Abdul presents Live to Dance: will you be watching? [Pajiba]
Queen Elizabeth bashed by PETA - is no one immune to the psychosis? [Celebitchy]
James Franco's grandmother thinks you're a pussy. And she'll say it to your face. [Amy Grindhouse]
Li'l Kim gets (more) plastic surgery, is now COMPLETELY unrecognizable. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashia...
Photos via JustJared
I don't know about you guys, but I can watch Keanu Reeves do just about anything, so when I woke up this morning to find that the Christmas special of Saved by the Bell was on (the two-parter where Zack falls in love with the homeless girl who works at the mall, could you just die?!) and that there were a bunch of pictures of Keanu shopping for a tree on Christmas Eve, I thought it was Christmas all over again, natch. I hope you find as much glee in these pictures as ...
And she's engaged, too, but that's not the important part, did you hear me? NATALIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT! MY GOD!
Reps for Natalie and her husband-to-be, choreographer Benjamin Millepied, confirmed that the couple was recently engaged and is expecting a child. Portman and Millepied met on the set of Natalie's box office hit, Black Swan, earlier this year and have been inseparable since.
So yeah, congratulations to Natalie, one of Hollywood's most talented actresses - hands down - on both her engagement and pregnancy announcements! Does...