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Tweet of the Day: Britney Says ‘Kiss My Ass!’

photo of britney spears funny face twitter pictures Here's Britney Spears' take on allegations that recent audio tapes of a conversation between her and ex-husband Jason Alexander surfaced. The tapes allegedly portray Britney telling Alexander that her current boyfriend, Jason Trawick, 'beats on her' and gives her black eyes when she's bad, and even when she's 'eatin' them French fried potaters.' I heard the audio snippets over on Radar Online (here if you want to listen to them), and really? Total crock of bullshit if you ask me, and fra...

Quotables: Margaret Cho Vs. The Palins

A photo of Margaret Cho "Now I am scared I am going to wake up with a decapitated moose head in my bed." - Margaret Cho, beautiful comedian and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant, discussing her fears on the repercussions of speaking ill of the Palins. This all happened on Margaret's blog, and to clarify, she only had nice things to say about Bristol.  She says she's "warm and incredibly supportive," and that she's proud of her work on the show.  However, Margaret also says that someone who "really should seriously know the dirt really really" told her t...

What Do You Think About The 2011 Grammy Nominees?

The 2011 Grammy nominations were announced last night and it's my inclination to say that I'm disappointed by the nominees, but I dunno. It could be worse. Here are some the nominees in some of the top categories (the full list is here):
Song Of The Year: Ray Montagne- Beg Steal Or Borrow Cee Lo Green- Forget You Miranda Lambert- House That Built Me Eminem Feat. Rihanna- Love The Way You Lie Lady Antebellum- Need You Now Best New Artist: Justin Bieber Drake Florence & The Machine Mumford & Suns Esperanza Spalding Album Of The Year: Arcade Fire- Suburbs Eminem- Recovery Lady Antebellum- Need You Now Lady GaGa- The Fame Monster Katy Perry- Teenage Dream
I would give golden phonographs to Ray Montagne, Bieber (so he could fade into obscurity like most other Best New Artist winners) and mayyyybe Eminem, actually. Surprisingly, the category that I thought was the best representation of the year's best music was the Best Dance Recording category:
Best Dance Recording Rocket - Goldfrapp In For The Kill - La Roux Dance in the Dark - Lady Gaga Only Girl (In The World)- Rihanna Dancing On My Own - Robyn
I'd want Robyn to take that one. Right? She's so great. Is there anyone that you're surprised to see nominated and anyone that you're sure will win? />The 2011 Grammy nominations were announced last night and it's my inclination to say that I'm disappointed by the nominees, but I dunno. It could be worse. Here are some the nominees in some of the top categories (the full list is here): Song Of The Year: Ray Montagne- Beg Steal Or Borrow Cee Lo Green- Forget You Miranda Lambert- House That Built Me Eminem Feat. Rihanna- Love The Way You Lie Lady Antebellum- Need You Now Best New Artist: Justin Bieber Drake Florence & The Machi...

Mark Wahlberg Drives With His Son on His Lap

Remember just a few years ago when Britney Spears drove through her neighborhood with Sean Preston seated on her lap and we practically crucified her for it? The photos were all over the Internet and she was forced to explain herself in a 20/20 interview ("We're just country!" C'mon, you have to remember that.) Well, Mark Wahlberg was photographed doing the same thing yesterday while he test drove a hummer and it's a considerably smaller deal. No one's making a fuss over Marky Mark doing t...

The Situation Popped a Bonedawg While Shooting His Workout DVD

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is capitalizing on his Jersey Shore fame by releasing a workout DVD, and the promotional bloopers hit YouTube late last week. I watched these two days ago and laughed, but didn't find them worthy of posting here. Then late last night ONTD pointed out that at the :40 mark in this video, The Sitch totes has a boner in gym shorts. Boners happen, I know this, so I don't know why my instinct is to shame the poor Juicehead (I mean, seriously, you can't keep that stuff under control for a couple ...

Kirsten Dunst is Not Dead, Has a New Movie Coming Out Soon

Kirsten Dunst gets a lot of flack - at least from what I've seen - but you know what? I like her. There's just something raunchy-hippie-likable about her, and she looks like she eats Oodles of Noodles (or, you know, 'Ramen Noodles,' if you want to call 'em by their wrong name).  Anyone who eats those? Cool in my book.  I also think that she's pretty talented as far as actresses go. I mean come on. Jumanji? Elizabethtown? Girl's got some serious acting chops. So for those of you who smugl...

Happy Birthday Britney Spears – Now Stop Dyeing Your Eyebrows, K?

photo of britney spears pictures photos hot Today is Britney Spears' big day! The princess of pop turns 29 today and has much to celebrate about, and I am here to give you the top ten things that Brit-Brit should be thanking her lucky stars for on her very special day. 10. Selling over 100 million records worldwide - and counting! I've never been a massive fan of her music, but I have to admit: her early music was the hotness. My best friend bought me the 'Oops! ... I Did It Again' disc for my eighteenth birthday (oh, shush, don't pretend you...

Love It or Leave It: Alicia Keys Post-Baby Faux-Hawk

photo of alicia keys faux hawk post-baby pictures Here we see Alicia Keys, always classy, fugging it up with a travesty of a faux-hawk. I'm not a big faux-hawk fan, I think that a very select few can pull it off and look just alright (like skinny, black-haired emo ninth-graders), but I'm going to overlook the hair for a few minutes to say 'Damn, Alicia.' Girlfriend had a baby only six weeks ago and she's looking slamming. What are they feeding these new celebrity mothers, and don't start with the 'oh-it's-just-breastfeeding crap' - I'm thin...

Just Because I Know How Much You Guys Love Pop Music and World History

There are two things you need to know about me and this post:  I'm a nerd and I refer to anything remotely good that happens in the month of December as a Christmas miracle.  Go ahead and settle into that.  All right?  Ok. So I was bouncing around the interwebs today, checking up on my Neopets and doing some research on the effects of excess testosterone in women, you know, my day-to-day, and I ran across these videos on Jezebel.  And you guys, this is the first Christmas miracle of the season.  This is just like t...

Style Watch: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Voted ‘Most Stylish Couple’

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart elegant best dressed motorcycle pictures According to InStyle magazine, Twilight stars and real-life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart know their up-to-the-minute fashion. The couple was voted to be this season's 'Most Stylish Couple,' followed closely by the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis: and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: Other honorable mentions in the top ten included Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: and Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens...

The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Pretty Disappointing, You Guys

photo of victoria's secret fashion show 2010 hot bodies pictures Did any of you waste your time watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show last night? I have friends that, like, make a specific and deliberate homage to their sofas and televisions during these magical times of year when the VS Angels do their little thing on the catwalk - they do it all up with fat-free air lattes and flavorless rice cakes, complete with guilt-free, genetically engineered seedless strawberries. It's A Big Event for them. Me, I'm glad I didn't buy into the hype, because I h...

Quotables: Chelsea Handler Claims She Ain’t Got Nothin’ on Jennifer Aniston, But Is Sleeping With 50 Cent

photo of chelsea handler hot in a blue bikini bathing suit pictures photographs "I was trying not to get photographed next to her in a bathing suit, for obvious reasons. So I did a lot of stuff on my own. I can't bring 50 Cent with me, 'cause he's not a strong swimmer. ... I call him Curtis when we're having sex. ... [But] he does have a real name. His name is Curtis. Curtis...I don't know, I should find out." The ever-amusing Chelsea Handler speaks to Jay Leno regarding her recent Thanksgiving day jaunt to Mexico with pal Jennifer Aniston and also addresses the ever...
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