"I never found myself needing that piece of paper. Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don't need somebody to say, okay you're married... If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not... But the thing is, I'd be so scared of ruining her last name. She's got such a good last name."
- Johnny Depp, making the whole world swoon while discussing his lady, Vanessa Paradis.
Now there are a good amount of guys who will pull the "no, baby, you want to get engaged? What's a ring...
I have a lot of love for Hugh Jackman. I mean, a whole lot of love. In my dorm room last year, I arranged this Trashy Girl collage on the inside of my closet door to amuse myself every morning - they were mostly pictures from Maxim of dumb-looking girls in football jerseys dribbling toothpaste and milk down their chins - and the centerpiece of the collage? A picture of Hugh Jackman in a downtrodden pose, looking disappointed at the female youth of the country. Ok, maybe you had to be...
Are there cool terms like "Bieber Fever" concerning Kanye? Because that's what I have. Maybe I have West Vile virus. Get it, like West Nile because his last name is West, but Vile instead of Nile because a river isn't involved and in reality I think he's ridiculous? Yeah, I think I'm going with that. I have a sarcastic strain of the West Vile virus, and I'm in bad shape. And for all you ladies who are with me in this sickened state, Kanye had the decency to let us know what he's looking for in th...
Photos via D-Listed
No, obviously I'm just joshin' y'all. The mustache is courtesy of a marker and inherent douchebaggery, and that defiant stance definitely reads like an eight-year-old to me. Don't worry, guys, we've got a long way to go before this boy wonder turns into a man ... or do we?
According to the National Examiner, Justin's voice is just now starting to break (Christmas miracle?) and he's been working with a vocal teacher to make the transition into his big boy voice as...
"I don't know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I'm aging all the time. It's like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?"
- Sarah Jessica Parker to Elle about what it's like to age in Hollywood without the help of Botox.
Well, that sounds more horrific than it probably needs to, huh?...
While The Situation is getting his hustle on more or less flawlessly, his co-star Jwoww is being sued by her ex-boyfriend who's claiming that he's responsible for a large chunk of the cash she pulled in this year.
From TMZ:
Jwoww is being sued by Thomas Lippolis -- who claims he didn't just date the reality star -- but he also served as her business manager ... locking down deals with MTV, nightclubs, a tanning lotion company and even a plastic surgeon.
In the lawsuit, filed today in NY, Lippolis cl...
Hey, check out who's starting to look like Jerry Seinfeld in his old, douchy age. [Celebslam]
Coldplay does Christmas and it's better than you know. [popbytes]
Wow. Katy Perry looks naked. Surprise, surprise. [Pajiba]
Is LeAnn Rimes buying her own engagement ring? [Celebitchy]
Victoria Beckham t-rolls her cargo pants and many, many more winter fashion faux pas. [Zelda Lily]
Baby Bieber's mom cuts his cell phone access. Burn, baby Bieber. No, really - BURN. [Allie is Wired]
Olivia Wilde topless and feeling up her gitch. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kristen S...
“Things were so unhealthy and unhappy for both Jordan and me, I knew I had to end it. I really didn’t want to hurt Jordan, and I felt torn about splitting our family up. … When you’re unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer.”
I'm also sure that it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she, one morning, woke up in a sweaty, feverish, and sober realization that she married the offspring of Steven Spielberg and a reject Muppet, just without all of the...
"I never found myself needing that piece of paper. Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don't need somebody to say, okay you're married... If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not... But the thing is, I'd be so scared of ruining her last name. She's got such a good last name."
- Johnny Depp, making the whole world swoon while discussing his lady, Vanessa Paradis.
Now there are a good amount of guys who will pull the "no, baby, you want to get engaged? What's a ring...
I have a lot of love for Hugh Jackman. I mean, a whole lot of love. In my dorm room last year, I arranged this Trashy Girl collage on the inside of my closet door to amuse myself every morning - they were mostly pictures from Maxim of dumb-looking girls in football jerseys dribbling toothpaste and milk down their chins - and the centerpiece of the collage? A picture of Hugh Jackman in a downtrodden pose, looking disappointed at the female youth of the country. Ok, maybe you had to be...
Are there cool terms like "Bieber Fever" concerning Kanye? Because that's what I have. Maybe I have West Vile virus. Get it, like West Nile because his last name is West, but Vile instead of Nile because a river isn't involved and in reality I think he's ridiculous? Yeah, I think I'm going with that. I have a sarcastic strain of the West Vile virus, and I'm in bad shape. And for all you ladies who are with me in this sickened state, Kanye had the decency to let us know what he's looking for in th...
Photos via D-Listed
No, obviously I'm just joshin' y'all. The mustache is courtesy of a marker and inherent douchebaggery, and that defiant stance definitely reads like an eight-year-old to me. Don't worry, guys, we've got a long way to go before this boy wonder turns into a man ... or do we?
According to the National Examiner, Justin's voice is just now starting to break (Christmas miracle?) and he's been working with a vocal teacher to make the transition into his big boy voice as...
"I don't know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I'm aging all the time. It's like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?"
- Sarah Jessica Parker to Elle about what it's like to age in Hollywood without the help of Botox.
Well, that sounds more horrific than it probably needs to, huh?...
While The Situation is getting his hustle on more or less flawlessly, his co-star Jwoww is being sued by her ex-boyfriend who's claiming that he's responsible for a large chunk of the cash she pulled in this year.
From TMZ:
Jwoww is being sued by Thomas Lippolis -- who claims he didn't just date the reality star -- but he also served as her business manager ... locking down deals with MTV, nightclubs, a tanning lotion company and even a plastic surgeon.
In the lawsuit, filed today in NY, Lippolis cl...
Hey, check out who's starting to look like Jerry Seinfeld in his old, douchy age. [Celebslam]
Coldplay does Christmas and it's better than you know. [popbytes]
Wow. Katy Perry looks naked. Surprise, surprise. [Pajiba]
Is LeAnn Rimes buying her own engagement ring? [Celebitchy]
Victoria Beckham t-rolls her cargo pants and many, many more winter fashion faux pas. [Zelda Lily]
Baby Bieber's mom cuts his cell phone access. Burn, baby Bieber. No, really - BURN. [Allie is Wired]
Olivia Wilde topless and feeling up her gitch. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kristen S...
“Things were so unhealthy and unhappy for both Jordan and me, I knew I had to end it. I really didn’t want to hurt Jordan, and I felt torn about splitting our family up. … When you’re unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer.”
I'm also sure that it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she, one morning, woke up in a sweaty, feverish, and sober realization that she married the offspring of Steven Spielberg and a reject Muppet, just without all of the...