I know, I know, right? But don't get too excited just yet ... it's just a themed photo shoot featuring the original Thelma and Louise, Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.
The ladies will are set to reprise their roles for a photo segment in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair in order to commemorate the film's 20 year anniversary.
Damn. Twenty years. Thelma & Louise came out twenty years ago. And I remember it vividly. Not that, you know, I was allowed to watch it or anything, but I ...
Ever imagined Papa Lohan in his manties? Well here you are - the visceral proof. Along with the in-tune Michael Lohan, who just knew that you'd give anything - anything! - to picture him in his 'brief' glory, I've gone and done the unfathomable in fulfilling your wishes.
Don't say I never did anything for you....
Ok, maybe not the world, but at least an Oscar.
Remember The Social Network? I don't, because I didn't see it (until they make a movie about Neopets or Youporn, I doubt I'll be interested enough to see a movie about a website), but the rest of the world did, including Lance Bass. And like many people, Lance had strong feelings about it:
“I think ‘The Social Network’ just made sense for everyone. It was something that everyone had in common. Everyone could relate to it. Even I finally ...
"Resilience is accepting your new reality, even if it's less good than the one you had before. You can fight it, you can do nothing but scream about what you've lost, or you can accept that and try to put together something that's good."
- Elizabeth Edwards, Resilience
After fighting a long battle with cancer, Elizabeth Edwards, wife of disgraced politician John Edwards, has passed away. Elizabeth lost the battle with cancer today at the age of 61.
Despite the fact that Edwards had...
I just told you the other day that Jwoww's scuzzy ex-boyfriend is suing her for past due "management fees." Now we're learning that his claim that she never paid him was issued only after her lawyers sent him a letter demanding that he hand over nude photos of the reality star that were in his position.
Thomas Lippolis, the asshole in question, supposedly has some seriously compromising photos of Jwoww that could potentially ruin her existing contract with MTV. Basically, this girl is gettin...
Jim Carrey's daughter Jane and her husband, Alex Santana, have decided to end their shot marriage and have filed for divorce. You may remember that not even a year ago, Jane was in the headlines after giving birth to the couple's baby boy, Jackson Riley Santana. Her father's spokesperson announced the split on the couples behalf, saying that they intend to "remain friends, as well as devoted parents to their 9-month-old son, Jackson Riley."
With Jim and Jane both single for the first time in ye...
Yo, yesterday was a big day for Lindsay Lohan, I'm just learning. It was the actress' 100th day free of drugs and alcohol yesterday (101st today!), which is obviously a huge milestone. It's actually hard to believe that's it's been over three months since she failed that last drug test, but I guess that's how fast time flies. Like, I'm reevaluating my life now that I realize that it was 100 DAYS AGO that all that mess went down. She's sober, but what the fuck have I done with my life?!
The yea...
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been given back her car keys. While the actress technically had permission to drive from the courts and DMV, her rehab center, Betty Ford, felt like she wasn't ready to deal with the stresses of the paparazzi following after her.
However, they've changed their mind after seeing how Lindsay dealt with their decision to forbid her from driving and because both of her parents called and urged the staff to let her get back behind the wheel. I'd kill for ...
Here's just reason 9,482 that I think Khloe Kardashian is a loud-mouthed asshole.
Khloe, as depicted by the above video, was a guest on a recent airing of Lopez Tonight, and discussed her many issues with flying these days and the invasiveness that is the TSA.
Now, I know that there's a lot of controversy as of late about the full-body screenings and how it icky makes some people feel - some of them have, you know, what they feel to be pretty valid gripes about being 'exposed' in such a public manner, and that's alright. I can dig that some people are way more modest and private than others and feel that a full-body screening can be more than just an inconvenient invasion of privacy. Me, I could care less - I'm firmly of the belief that everyone's got the same parts, and even if they're missing a few, they'd still have the same parts if they were present. I really don't care, and if a full-body scan will deter psychos from trying to blow planes out of the sky or try take the damned thing over with a fourteen-inch machete, so be it. I'm all for it. I'm a nervous flier as it is, and I prefer to spend my time agonizing over whether or not that last bit of turbulence will be the kiss of death rather than debating the added stress of wondering whether or not the thing is going to be hijacked.
Anyway. Khloe's comment about being 'raped in public' is totally off base, and if you don't think so, let's go back to the Kristen Stewart 'being raped' by paparazzi thing, shall we? Because they're one and the same. You might not have been raped, and I might not have been raped, but unfortunately? There are people out there who have been raped, and listening to lard-ass Khloe Kardashian try to grunt intelligent-sounding words from marshmallow-stuffed cheeks about how she feels 'publicly raped' by the TSA probably don't feel all that good about it either.
Keep it closed while you're ahead, Khloe. I'm sure that your big, mean, nasty TSA inspector didn't like feeling you up any more than you liked being felt up. />
Here's just reason 9,482 that I think Khloe Kardashian is a loud-mouthed asshole.
Khloe, as depicted by the above video, was a guest on a recent airing of Lopez Tonight, and discussed her many issues with flying these days and the invasiveness that is the TSA.
Now, I know that there's a lot of controversy as of late about the full-body screenings and how it icky makes some people feel - some of them have, you know, what they feel to be pretty valid gripes about being 'exposed' in such a public manner, and that's alright. I can dig that some people are way more...
Jared Leto, lead singer for 30 Seconds to Mars, or as I prefer to remember him, Jordan Catalano on My So-Called Life, recently sat with Details magazine to dish on his desires to remain irresponsible, refrain from being tied down, and other general ambitions in life. The interview is pretty interesting, but I'm more captivated by the photo. Regardless of whether or not you think he's a cheesy cornball with anime tendencies and a flair for the whiny, you can't deny ... this is one beautiful man.
Q: In concert you wear eyeliner, crazy hairstyles, elabo...
I'll let you in on a little secret: though I've protested - loudly - in the past about country music and how I had a deep-seated gag reflex for anything about its scene, I've had a change of heart. It's apparently growing on me. I downloaded a Lady Antebellum song a few weeks ago, and just the other night, Sugarland. I know it's pretty awful to say, when I formerly prided myself on my eclectic music tastes, but when you live somewhere for so long, I guess it begins to wear you down (and I'll ...
It's blonde. It's blonde, and it's an abomination. Remember her hair before, her gorgeous red hair? Yeah, I do too, and that's why I'm going to have to go into mourning now*. Thanks a ton, Emma.
Fortunately, there are a couple of things that make this tragic change a little more ok: she's apparently naturally blonde (because genetics can be wrong too), and the switch is for her role in Spider-Man. She's playing Gwen Stacy, you know, and if she's going to go and get killed and fuck poor Peter Parker...
I know, I know, right? But don't get too excited just yet ... it's just a themed photo shoot featuring the original Thelma and Louise, Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.
The ladies will are set to reprise their roles for a photo segment in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair in order to commemorate the film's 20 year anniversary.
Damn. Twenty years. Thelma & Louise came out twenty years ago. And I remember it vividly. Not that, you know, I was allowed to watch it or anything, but I ...
Ever imagined Papa Lohan in his manties? Well here you are - the visceral proof. Along with the in-tune Michael Lohan, who just knew that you'd give anything - anything! - to picture him in his 'brief' glory, I've gone and done the unfathomable in fulfilling your wishes.
Don't say I never did anything for you....
Ok, maybe not the world, but at least an Oscar.
Remember The Social Network? I don't, because I didn't see it (until they make a movie about Neopets or Youporn, I doubt I'll be interested enough to see a movie about a website), but the rest of the world did, including Lance Bass. And like many people, Lance had strong feelings about it:
“I think ‘The Social Network’ just made sense for everyone. It was something that everyone had in common. Everyone could relate to it. Even I finally ...
"Resilience is accepting your new reality, even if it's less good than the one you had before. You can fight it, you can do nothing but scream about what you've lost, or you can accept that and try to put together something that's good."
- Elizabeth Edwards, Resilience
After fighting a long battle with cancer, Elizabeth Edwards, wife of disgraced politician John Edwards, has passed away. Elizabeth lost the battle with cancer today at the age of 61.
Despite the fact that Edwards had...
I just told you the other day that Jwoww's scuzzy ex-boyfriend is suing her for past due "management fees." Now we're learning that his claim that she never paid him was issued only after her lawyers sent him a letter demanding that he hand over nude photos of the reality star that were in his position.
Thomas Lippolis, the asshole in question, supposedly has some seriously compromising photos of Jwoww that could potentially ruin her existing contract with MTV. Basically, this girl is gettin...
Jim Carrey's daughter Jane and her husband, Alex Santana, have decided to end their shot marriage and have filed for divorce. You may remember that not even a year ago, Jane was in the headlines after giving birth to the couple's baby boy, Jackson Riley Santana. Her father's spokesperson announced the split on the couples behalf, saying that they intend to "remain friends, as well as devoted parents to their 9-month-old son, Jackson Riley."
With Jim and Jane both single for the first time in ye...
Yo, yesterday was a big day for Lindsay Lohan, I'm just learning. It was the actress' 100th day free of drugs and alcohol yesterday (101st today!), which is obviously a huge milestone. It's actually hard to believe that's it's been over three months since she failed that last drug test, but I guess that's how fast time flies. Like, I'm reevaluating my life now that I realize that it was 100 DAYS AGO that all that mess went down. She's sober, but what the fuck have I done with my life?!
The yea...
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been given back her car keys. While the actress technically had permission to drive from the courts and DMV, her rehab center, Betty Ford, felt like she wasn't ready to deal with the stresses of the paparazzi following after her.
However, they've changed their mind after seeing how Lindsay dealt with their decision to forbid her from driving and because both of her parents called and urged the staff to let her get back behind the wheel. I'd kill for ...
Jared Leto, lead singer for 30 Seconds to Mars, or as I prefer to remember him, Jordan Catalano on My So-Called Life, recently sat with Details magazine to dish on his desires to remain irresponsible, refrain from being tied down, and other general ambitions in life. The interview is pretty interesting, but I'm more captivated by the photo. Regardless of whether or not you think he's a cheesy cornball with anime tendencies and a flair for the whiny, you can't deny ... this is one beautiful man.
Q: In concert you wear eyeliner, crazy hairstyles, elabo...
I'll let you in on a little secret: though I've protested - loudly - in the past about country music and how I had a deep-seated gag reflex for anything about its scene, I've had a change of heart. It's apparently growing on me. I downloaded a Lady Antebellum song a few weeks ago, and just the other night, Sugarland. I know it's pretty awful to say, when I formerly prided myself on my eclectic music tastes, but when you live somewhere for so long, I guess it begins to wear you down (and I'll ...
It's blonde. It's blonde, and it's an abomination. Remember her hair before, her gorgeous red hair? Yeah, I do too, and that's why I'm going to have to go into mourning now*. Thanks a ton, Emma.
Fortunately, there are a couple of things that make this tragic change a little more ok: she's apparently naturally blonde (because genetics can be wrong too), and the switch is for her role in Spider-Man. She's playing Gwen Stacy, you know, and if she's going to go and get killed and fuck poor Peter Parker...