

Chelsea Handler posted this photo of her smooching her rumored man 50 Cent's cheek in bed with the caption, "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper."
I think the two make a pretty good pair in that I can barely stand either of them for the exact same reasons.
Caption your brains out in the comments, kids......
What a coincidence, because I have big dreams of Robert Pattinson expanding on his already incredible musical skills.
Yeah, it turns out that Rob was "obsessed with Eminem" and he has "hundreds and hundreds" of tapes of himself rapping up a storm at age 13. His group was called The Big Tub and the Tappy Cats. This is all real. And I know you're all curious about what little 13-year-old Robert rapped about:
"Most of my rhymes were stolen off other people anyway. They were all like, 'I...
"... My feeling about John has always been that we know [about his homosexuality] and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be."
Remember all those stories about John Travolta giving and receiving big old toothy beej to various men in health clubs and spas 'round the world? Apparently Carrie Fisher, a friend of Travolta's, has come to his defens...
After four years and two children together, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (not, ha, John Madden, like my early-morning pre-coffee brain told me, though it probably would be a hell of a lot more interesting) have made it official. The wedding and reception both were said to be a Hollywood affair for the books. Reverend Run DMC officiated the wedding, the legendary (ahem) Lionel Richie walked his daughter down the aisle, and guests arrived in droves - Samantha Ronson, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, just to name a few. Oh, I...
Know what I noticed? People often become more attractive when they get engaged or married (at least at first with that whole marrying thing; things often go downhill shortly after that if you know what I mean), and that's definitely the case here. Kate Middleton, who I forever thought was cute and pretty and perky-looking, always struck me as kind of 'average' in comparison to some of the women Prince William could probably get just because he's a prince, is positively glowing with happine...
"I had someone correct my grammar on a blind date once, and I knew within the first 10 minutes that the date was over. Just don't correct my grammar. I'm from Tennessee. I probably say everything wrong."
- Reese Witherspoon recently told People her first-date dealbreaker....
Katy Perry performed at the Y100 Jingle Ball in Sunshine Florida this weekend and I'm totally mesmerized by this photo of her with a couple of Santa-themed dancers. One can assume that they're just pulling off some choreography and that Katy's continuing to take acting lessons from Jenny McCarthy (what is with that face, girl?), but the caption possibilities are endless.
Have at it in the comments, kiddies......
The Child Support Collection Unit in Nassau County is getting some celebrity action now that Dina Lohan has found out that Michael Lohan is spending his money on Botox. According to Dina, Michael hasn't forked over any money for his two kids Ali and Cody in at least a few months, but she was letting him slide because she assumed he was broke (why wouldn't you?) Then Michael brought cameras along with him as he got his face shot up with expensive Botox treatments, proving that he does have cash to spare after all.
Michael owes Dina $1,500 a month for their...
Sandra Bullock and her baby boy Louis Bardo Bullock went to a holiday party in Los Angeles together this weekend. The paparazzi were lurking and were able to snap some photos of the mother and son, who are rarely photographed out and about. Louis looks like a great, even-keeled kid and Sandra seems to be an awesome mom. It's hard to believe that these two haven't even spent a whole year together yet.
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Although the hit show was filming it's super important "post-Superbowl" episode, production came to a halt this week on the Glee set after several folks got sick with tonsillitis. I didn't even know people got tonsillitis anymore. That sounds so old timey and obsolete to me, like small pox.
Production is set to start again on Monday and the time that they missed will be made up for in early January, but damn... Those kids need to be staying healthy. More vitamin C at craft services and less...
I'm pretty sure that one of the only things Katy Perry and I have in common is our love of having our nails did in whacky ways. Katy's been posting her nail designs on Twitter for some time, so I put together this gallery of some of her best designs.
Do you like expressing yourself on your nails, or do you think that it's time bitches like us grow up?
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