So I'd say on a scale from 1 being 'not surprising at all,' to 10 being 'whoa, that fuckin' came out of nowhere,' this probably figures in around a 1 or even less.
Scarlett Johansson, one of my most favorite celebrity crushes of all time, has finally done what I wish she would have quite some time ago and cut the douche known as Ryan Reynolds free. Sources say that the marriage just wasn't working, and both had way different ideas as to where they wanted things to head.
I know that Reynol...
Just in time for dinner, too. I'm not sure if I could be more repulsed if I tried - and I tried, guys. I tried so hard to scrub the branded image of a nekkid-from-the-waist-down Ke$ha in the throes of lust from my mind by attempting a half-assed fantasy involving Octo-Mom, Mel Gibson, Steve Buscemi, a link of sausage and a Snuggie, and even that couldn't stack up to these photos which are now forever burned into the many intricate layers of my psyche.
I was going to make some shrimp sca...
"I loved the idea that Walt Disney had this dream of a place and then made it a reality. The fact that somebody believed in their idea so much to make it a reality... I want to be that kind of person. My mother still believes in Santa Claus. We tried to break it to her once, but she wasn't having it."
- My affirmed new favorite person, Ryan Gosling, touching on the topics of Disneyland and wishing upon stars.
Is there anything better than a guy with some whimsy? Of course not. Ryan Gos...
Mila Kunis's dad didn't know that Natalie Portman went down on her during Black Swan. [Celebslam]
Oprah Winfrey jacks up Hugh Jackman's face in a stunt gone wrong. [popbytes]
The 20 Most Laughable Golden Globe nominations of the last decade. [Pajiba]
If Lindsay doesn't do Dancing With the Stars, another family member just might. You'll never believe who! [Celebitchy]
January Jones goes naked for Versace next year. [Amy Grindhouse]
The Top 10 Celebrity Bongs in honor of Mi...
Dr. Drew is always one of the first people to chime in whenever a celebrity does anything drug-related, so of course he has a thing or two to say about Miley Cyrus being videoed while huffing on a bong full of salvia. The addiction specialist told Access Hollywood, “If I had a child that was doing that or if I was advising a parent, I would say get professional help immediately,” Dr. Drew told Access. “This cat is out of the bag. This is a child who is in trouble and who is suffering and this is her way of trying to manage that. Get professional help....
I came across the list of Golden Globe nominees today and I wanted to share it with you, mainly because I have an opinion on pretty much everything listed here, since I'm a media freak and have seen practically everyone and everything on the whole list.
Here's how it's gonna work: I give you the nominees, tell you who I think is going to take the prize, and give you the chance to cast your vote. We'll see who's right(er).
Best Picture, Drama
{democracy:21}
I'm going with The Fi...
And if you're anything like me, you probably thought Kate Gosselin was one of the biggest twats going, along with Spencer Pratt, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Tila Tequila (don't even bother asking me about the Ronaldo thing - he just strikes me as an uber-greaseball twat-face and I can't, for the life of me, figure out why).
Kate, if you'll remember, was asked to be on Sarah Palin's Alaska not too long ago. The premise of the segment was a camping stint, where the two women were supposed to bond wit...
Girlfriend is looking an awful lot like Frieda from Peanuts these days, correct me if I'm wrong. Frieda was always considered 'one of the pretty ones,' where Peppermint Patty was probably the grimiest, so I suppose it's saying something that Cher is trying to emulate the hottest Peanuts character going. Word, woman, and keep doing your thing.
However, we all can't walk around identifying with cartoons, because if we could, I'd totally be rocking Jem - that girl had legs up to there.
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So, this is kind of a big deal: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are dunzo. Split. E! News has all but confirmed it with their rep.
From E!:
The two, who started dating when they were just teenagers costarring in the hit High School Musical franchise, recently called it quits.
"It's nothing dramatic," one source said. "There's no third party involved."
Says another source, "They were together for so long. It just ran its course."
With Zac being 23 and Vanessa being 22, a split after all of...
