Hugh Jackman’s penis and balls in a manner of speaking. [The Superficial]
This made me fall in love with Ryan Gosling all over again. Le sigh. [Celebslam]
The best Christmas music parody EVER. [popbytes]
Paula Abdul presents Live to Dance: will you be watching? [Pajiba]
Queen Elizabeth bashed by PETA – is no one immune to the psychosis? [Celebitchy]
James Franco’s grandmother thinks you’re a pussy. And she’ll say it to your face. [Amy Grindhouse]
Li’l Kim gets (more) plastic surgery, is now COMPLETELY unrecognizable. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashian’s newest man is pretty hot, actually. [Pop on the Pop]
Lesbian porn: do you need to be one to make a good one? [Zelda Lily]
A gallery of the best fugly Christmas sweaters of all time. [OMGBlog]
Britney Spears’ Christmas picture with Santa – and she actually LOOKS GOOD. It’s a Christmas miracle! [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Yet another leaked photo from the set of Breaking Dawn. [Earsucker]
Oh. My. God. Lil’ Kim was maybe the prettiest girl I’d ever seen, before all the plastic surgery. Now I’m just depressed.