Just when you thought Paris Hilton’s desperate gnarl-fingered clutch at attention couldn’t get any worse, her ass goes and body doubles for Peter Griffin’s midsection.
Given the time of year and the current economy, I can understand the girl’s need to bring in some extra cash, but some things – like rubbery asses, wonk eyes, the radioactive nature of a certain celebutante’s mouth, and fourteen different crossbreeds of crab living on a single, papery grey chode – are better left alone.
and fourteen different crossbreeds of crab living on a single, papery grey chode
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sarah, you are funny
God help me, I’m attracted to this skank, I’m getting wood right now.
I just unloaded on my mousepad looking at that rubber butt harboring crustaceans