Photos emerge of Katy Perry drunk. I thought that was against her Christian values. [Celebslam]
Sorry? But Paris Hilton would be a terrible mom.[popbytes]
What’s funnier than Gwyneth Paltrow shaking her ass? Gwyneth Paltrow pretending that she has an ass to shake. [Pajiba]
David Beckham gets hairplugs. … Right? [Celebitchy]
One of the most foul things I’ve visualized all day: Chloe Sevigny giving head. [Amy Grindhouse]
Happy Birthday, Christina Aguilera. Lay off the hard drugs and you might look better at 31. Or maybe 40. [CityRag]
Haha, Amber Rose has a new boyfriend. [Pop on the Pop]
50 Cent rocks some serious sunglasses. [OMGBlog]
Hot Hooters girls unconstitutional? Uh. Just because, apparently. [Zelda Lily]
Nikki Sixx shops jewelry for his new girlfriend … you’ll never believe who it is, either. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Justin Bieber is totally dating Selena Gomez, and this confirms it. [Earsucker]