Here we see Alicia Keys, always classy, fugging it up with a travesty of a faux-hawk. I’m not a big faux-hawk fan, I think that a very select few can pull it off and look just alright (like skinny, black-haired emo ninth-graders), but I’m going to overlook the hair for a few minutes to say ‘Damn, Alicia.’ Girlfriend had a baby only six weeks ago and she’s looking slamming. What are they feeding these new celebrity mothers, and don’t start with the ‘oh-it’s-just-breastfeeding crap’ – I’m thinking it’s diet, exercise, breastfeeding and some pretty hardcore diuretics, ’cause I know that I was puffy as a bitch in the weeks after my pregnancy.
Either way, congrats on the birth of your bundle of joy, Alicia, but please – do something about that hair.
Well, Sarah, I think if we had the money they have we would all look like superstars and would hire private coaches to lose baby weight, love handles, bingo wings and whatever else in just six weeks, or stylists to help us conceal them.
Too bad she’s racist.
well i only gained 20 lbs during preganancy and went all the way to 42 weeks (i had to be induced) my son was 7 lbs 7 oz 20 in long..ne way i was 120 the day we went home and am 114 5 months later n all i did was exclusively breastfeed(i still do) so i guess youre just lucky or not lol.