“I enjoyed them all! I never felt I chose badly, and I was always happy when the next man came along. I can usually last about two years with a man, and that’s it. The moment the relationship goes into the phase of more commitment, it changes.”
Cher, referring to dating Tom Cruise, Richie Sambora, and Val Kilmer in their younger days.
Apparently, this is Madonna's inspiration, but nobody does it better than Cher, even if they did sleep with Jesus. Ever.
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I totally, totally love the outfit, and the glasses definitely flatter Jen's face, but they also kind of age her, too. Not that she's, you know, old, or even looking any older than her forty-one years, but the glasses definitely give you an idea of what girlfriend's going to look like when she's in her sixties.
And if she's OK with that, I am too - because although I give Aniston a lot of crap for being a wimpy man-wanting rom-com fiend, I also have to give her credit for staying true to herself ...
Gwyneth Paltrow played a substitute Spanish teacher desperately trying to get on her students level on last night's episode of Glee, and in the process wound up insulting the entire Lohan family. Damn.
Out of context, Gwyneth's character cracking jokes about Lindsay's history of rehab and mental illness seems totally mean-spirited, but the entire scene was about a lady trying to get down on the level of some teenagers. It's easy to go after Lindsay Lohan (I should know, right?), but it makes...
A Wisconsin man was arrested this morning after it was reported to the authorities that gun shots were going off in his house. Steve Cowan told officers that he shot his TV after watching Bristol Palin's performance on Dancing With The Stars because she's a bad dancer and she's riding her mom's coattails.
We've all gotten upset over both the Palin family and reality competition shows, but rarely does it manifest in an appliance getting shot. Unsurprisingly, the authorities have revealed that...
From the busted weave to the exposed panties, it doesn't really get more iconic Britney than this, does it? Well, there are those haunting pictures of Britney with the shaved head, but let's not go there right now. We have other places to go right now.
Can someone school me on weaves real quick? Why would Britney have gotten one in the first place if she so obviously can't take care of it? Is it because her own hair is so damaged by peroxide and shattered dreams? Has she never he...
Kelly Osbourne, who I have to whole-heartedly say is looking fecking sweet these days, is the latest cover model for Shape magazine - the magazine, if you'll remember, who apologized recently for having LeAnn Rimes on its cover because they had second thoughts about promoting a homewrecker.
The, you know, far-less-controversial and always-angelic Kelly Osbourne, however, is a good fit for the mag's cover this month, obviously, and it's all due to her svelte new figure that she just can't stop showing off.
On what inspired Kelly to lose the excess weight:
“I ...
Apparently the NBA's Tony Parker is yet another male celebrity that can't keep it in his pants.
Parker, who married Eva Longoria about three years ago in a castle in Frahhhhnce, is being accused of cheating on the Desperate Housewives star, and friends of Eva claim that she's about a minute away from filing an official petition for divorce.
You know, I get that people are human and things happen whether they should or not, but come the fuck on. If you have a history or a habit of hopping into bed with randoms - though you're in one of those 'committed' relationships - why even ...
ABC has this new show that they're filming called Obese, and it follows eight severely overweight people as they try to lose a significant portion of weight from home. Only problem with taking eight really super fat people and telling them to shed pounds for money? They're desperate, obviously. Desperate to lose the weight and desperate for the cash. Don't we live in a fun world?
Apparently one of the eight contestants, 25-year old LaRhonda Darby, was rushed to the hospital in Oklahoma City t...
“I enjoyed them all! I never felt I chose badly, and I was always happy when the next man came along. I can usually last about two years with a man, and that’s it. The moment the relationship goes into the phase of more commitment, it changes.”
Cher, referring to dating Tom Cruise, Richie Sambora, and Val Kilmer in their younger days.
Apparently, this is Madonna's inspiration, but nobody does it better than Cher, even if they did sleep with Jesus. Ever.
[gallery]...
I totally, totally love the outfit, and the glasses definitely flatter Jen's face, but they also kind of age her, too. Not that she's, you know, old, or even looking any older than her forty-one years, but the glasses definitely give you an idea of what girlfriend's going to look like when she's in her sixties.
And if she's OK with that, I am too - because although I give Aniston a lot of crap for being a wimpy man-wanting rom-com fiend, I also have to give her credit for staying true to herself ...
Gwyneth Paltrow played a substitute Spanish teacher desperately trying to get on her students level on last night's episode of Glee, and in the process wound up insulting the entire Lohan family. Damn.
Out of context, Gwyneth's character cracking jokes about Lindsay's history of rehab and mental illness seems totally mean-spirited, but the entire scene was about a lady trying to get down on the level of some teenagers. It's easy to go after Lindsay Lohan (I should know, right?), but it makes...
A Wisconsin man was arrested this morning after it was reported to the authorities that gun shots were going off in his house. Steve Cowan told officers that he shot his TV after watching Bristol Palin's performance on Dancing With The Stars because she's a bad dancer and she's riding her mom's coattails.
We've all gotten upset over both the Palin family and reality competition shows, but rarely does it manifest in an appliance getting shot. Unsurprisingly, the authorities have revealed that...
From the busted weave to the exposed panties, it doesn't really get more iconic Britney than this, does it? Well, there are those haunting pictures of Britney with the shaved head, but let's not go there right now. We have other places to go right now.
Can someone school me on weaves real quick? Why would Britney have gotten one in the first place if she so obviously can't take care of it? Is it because her own hair is so damaged by peroxide and shattered dreams? Has she never he...
Kelly Osbourne, who I have to whole-heartedly say is looking fecking sweet these days, is the latest cover model for Shape magazine - the magazine, if you'll remember, who apologized recently for having LeAnn Rimes on its cover because they had second thoughts about promoting a homewrecker.
The, you know, far-less-controversial and always-angelic Kelly Osbourne, however, is a good fit for the mag's cover this month, obviously, and it's all due to her svelte new figure that she just can't stop showing off.
On what inspired Kelly to lose the excess weight:
“I ...
Apparently the NBA's Tony Parker is yet another male celebrity that can't keep it in his pants.
Parker, who married Eva Longoria about three years ago in a castle in Frahhhhnce, is being accused of cheating on the Desperate Housewives star, and friends of Eva claim that she's about a minute away from filing an official petition for divorce.
You know, I get that people are human and things happen whether they should or not, but come the fuck on. If you have a history or a habit of hopping into bed with randoms - though you're in one of those 'committed' relationships - why even ...
ABC has this new show that they're filming called Obese, and it follows eight severely overweight people as they try to lose a significant portion of weight from home. Only problem with taking eight really super fat people and telling them to shed pounds for money? They're desperate, obviously. Desperate to lose the weight and desperate for the cash. Don't we live in a fun world?
Apparently one of the eight contestants, 25-year old LaRhonda Darby, was rushed to the hospital in Oklahoma City t...