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Check Out These Pictures of David Arquette All Liquored Up

A photo of David Arquette Photos via D-Listed and Pop Sugar I think a lot of people have moments in which they think "wow, I am so very glad that no one is documenting this moment in my life." For example, if a friend had pulled out a camera that time a couple months ago when we visited the local wine store and I had a rather animated, drunken conversation with the owner about how he couldn't really call himself a connoisseur if he didn't sell Boone's Farm, I'd probably be a little upset.  Sadly, David Arquette was in...

Which Palin Child is Having Pregnancy Scares Now?

No, it's not good ol' Bristol again. This time it's Willow, Sarah's sixteen year old daughter. Apparently she and her 18-year old BF have been bumping uglies for a minute, and when Willow's period was over a week late recently, she freaked out that she was as fertile as her mom and big sis. According to the source who spoke to the National Enquirer, Sarah was shocked after hearing the news that she may be a grandmother for the second time. The only thing that probably shocked her more was that the a...

Eva Longoria Found Out That Dog Tony Parker Was Cheating On Her By Reading His Emails

Yesterday it was announced that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are splitting due to infidelity on Tony's side, and today we're finding out how Eva learned of Tony's affair. Emails and texts, of course. The way they used to do it back in the 1800s. A source spoke to RadarOnline and explained what Tony did and how Eva caught him: “Tony had Erin’s personal information stored in an electronic program that only he could access. It was a double shot for her because not only did she find all the information but Eva also realized immediately that Tony had taken steps to hide it from her. ...

Love It or Leave It: Nicki Minaj’s Pre-Letterman Look

Nicki Minaj Greets Fans Outside of Letterman Nicki Minaj greeted fans waiting for her outside of The Tonight Show yesterday and this is what she was wearing. Kind of a Jane Fonda meets Gwen Stefani meets Mother Mary kind of look. Now, I'm assuming that this outfit is Nicki's version of casual sweats and not something she intended to get stopped in because, well, this outfit makes no sense. But for clothes just to kick it in, I'm impressed that she's wearing something that fits her so well and shows off her curves. Then again, I'm writing thi...

Angelina Pivarnick’s ‘I’m Hot.’ The Whole Thing is Finally Here.

So we gave you a taste of it a week or so ago, and on the whole, it was a fail. But here's the whole rotten enchilada - I was only able to get 1:48 seconds into it. Did you get further? /> So we gave you a taste of it a week or so ago, and on the whole, it was a fail. But here's the whole rotten enchilada - I was only able to get 1:48 seconds into it. Did you get further? ...

Is Kate Gosselin Broke?

photo of kate gosselin pregnant photos pictures No, unfortunately not (yet), but I'll bet you wish she was so she'd go away and be a bank teller or something, right? Insiders close to Kate have confirmed to several media outlets that Kate has, and I quote, 'gone through millions.' As in earned the cash (though that's truly, truly debatable), turned around, and pissed it away. Atta girl, way to set the example for those around you, you down-home gal. From Popeater: "Kate lives like she is a movie star," a friend tells me. "She flies first cl...

Quotables: Tony Parker Speaks Out About Divorce

photo of tony parker basketball no shirt hot pictures photographs "Eva and I have been discussing our situation privately. I was aware that she would be filing for divorce in Los Angeles. ... I did not file for divorce in Texas and did not hire divorce attorneys in either Texas or California. We plan to continue to keep our discussions of this matter private." So, OK. Apparently, Eva's public reaction wasn't entirely on the mark, considering that Tony says that the two were planning to file for divorce anyway. The way that the media spun it made it s...

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Get Naked to Promote Their New Movie

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal apparently spend a great deal of time naked in their new movie Love and Other Drugs, so naturally they're going to get naked while promoting it as well. Well, not naturally, actually. I feel like I've seen plenty of actors promote movies where they're in the buff for a good portion of it while keeping their clothes on, but hey! You know, good for them. Good for them for being so comfortable with their bodies. Anywhodickie, the pair have three covers of Ent...

The Kids From Harry Potter Show Off Their American Accents

Hey, Harry Potter Brains (is that what Harry Potter fans call themseves? Like Twihards? I'm not sure, that's just my guess.) Have you seen this gem floating around your Internets yet? MTV news interviewed all of those adorable Harry Potter kids (they'll always be children to me, you can suck it) and asked them to read some "American" phrases (stuff like "The Olive Garden" and "Boo-yah!" and other stupid shit that makes people in our country sound dumb and frivolous) to test their ability to do o...

‘SNL’ Continues To Deliver The Goods For Season 36

Saturday Night Live has had an unusually solid season this year in terms of their host and musical guest picks and the recently announced upcoming hosts are no exception. Lindsay Lohan was originally going to host the December 4th show, but that'll be pretty hard to do from the Betty Ford Center. Scheduled in her place is Robert DeNiro and musical guest Diddy-Dirty Money. After that it'll be Paul Rudd and Paul McCartney, then Jeff Bridges and Eminem. Anne Hathaway and Florence and the Machine ...

Matthew Morrison Is Definitely Attractive, Maybe A Douchebag

A photo of Matthew Morrison You know how sometimes a person will say things, maybe in an interview like this but in everyday life as well, and you just get this overwhelming sense of "wow, person, you're a total tool," and sometimes you realize that he's actually a good person who just doesn't understand how to interact with people, and sometimes he's just a dick?  Yeah, Matthew Morrison (Glee, you guys) did an interview with Details, and right now he's in that first category.  I'll show you guys some excerpts and you le...
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