"I was very disappointed, shocked and hurt to hear that Bristol told a magazine that I don’t like her. It’s a complete and absolute lie what she said. I have no idea where she got that from. I never ever said I don’t like her — nevermind the fact that it’s not true that I don’t like her. The only thing I’ve said about her is that I think she should embrace the show more when she got homesick — which is something I would say to every celebrity who comes on the show and has a low p...
And I suppose this is one of the main reasons that we love celebrities so much - they're eternally better looking than we could probably ever hope to be. It's not that they're really any structurally different than any of us; they all have the same features, cheekbones, feet, whatever else have you, but they've got professional stylists who choose their makeup, attire, and hair, and know all of the ins and outs of faking people out into thinking that you're ephemeral and transcending in your ...
"I think the girls like my hair, so I’m going to let it stick around for a while. I really don’t think anyone’s ever done this kind of thing with their hair: I just wake up, blow-dry it, and just shake it. And continue to shake it throughout the day."
- Justin Bieber on his genius. Forward this to every 16-year-old male you know, because all douchebaggery aside, you know the teenage ladies love Justin's luscious locks. Good deeds, y'all, that's what our time on this world is all about.
How many more gifts like this does the Biebz have to bes...
Just last month, Courtney Love posted a series of pictures on her Twitter that had a whole lot of people sadly shaking their heads, tsk tsking, mumbling "oh, Courtney," or a combination of those things. Well, she's back, you guys. This time with fashion*!
But really, Courtney Love fascinates and concerns me, and that started way back when the video for "Doll Parts" was making its rounds and my sister blared it whenever it came on, and I was like "excuse me, I'm trying to learn subtraction ...
Ok, I'm sure there's some improv somewhere on TV right now, but nothing that matters. Remember "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" That mattered.
If you do remember "Whose Line" and you enjoyed it, then you're probably going to be super glad to hear that the show Drew Carey is producing and starring in also features Ryan Stiles, Chip Esten, and Kathy Kinney. It's set to come on the Game Show Network next spring, and they're going ahead and filming 40 episodes in Las Vegas. Drew describes the show as "a lot more free-form" than "Whose...
On November 23, 1987, a gift was given to this world. That gift was Nicole Polizzi, and nearly 23 years later, she's still giving. Specifically, she's giving many of you a headache and a sense of hopelessness for the youth of America..
Regardless, Snooki found time to celebrate her birthday in Manhattan last night, and it looks like she had a fabulous time. I think that little patch of blonde she has in her hair is stupid, but otherwise I am loving her ensemble. I believe that any da...
"His preference is Middle Eastern or guys with dark features. His taste has changed over the 15 years that I've seen him visiting spas. First he strictly liked black guys. For the longest time if you weren't black, he didn't want you. Then he was into Middle Eastern men. Then it was Mexicans and other Hispanic guys. Then he moved on to Koreans. I guess he doesn't have much of a preference any more."
- Robert Randolph, author of You'll Never Spa in This Town Again, on John Travolta's taste in m...
Well, run and get yourself a glass of wine and a box of chocolates, because you're about to need some comfort.
If you'll remember, filming for Inferno was scheduled to begin in August, but their star, Lindsay, had to go and spend some time in jail and then rehab. When she was released, the producers decided to move the whole shebang from Louisiana to L.A., just to accommodate Lindsay and her probation. Basically, ever since Lindsay went to jail back in July, there's been a continuous "...
The Olsen twins made a trip to LAX, and I guess Mary Kate was off being eccentric or something, because the focus was definitely on Ashley. Well, Ashley and her awesome dog. Rightly so, because these pictures are wonderful. The one on the stairs where the dog is looking straight at the camera, all chill-like, is the new background on my computer.
By the way, do you recognize the dog? You should, because I'm pretty sure you saw it back in April. It's cool if you missed it though, I'd un...
First there was the guy who shot his TV thanks to Bristol, and now this.
Here's how yesterday went down over at the CBS studio, home of the travesty that is Dancing with the Stars. The postman came to drop off the day's mail, including a bit of fan mail for Bristol. A staff member opened the letter, and do you know what was inside? Why, it's the one thing that everyone hopes to find in mail from a stranger: mysterious white powder!
The building was evacuated and the LAPD and the FBI showed up to investigate, and do you know what it was, you guys? It was j...
"I was very disappointed, shocked and hurt to hear that Bristol told a magazine that I don’t like her. It’s a complete and absolute lie what she said. I have no idea where she got that from. I never ever said I don’t like her — nevermind the fact that it’s not true that I don’t like her. The only thing I’ve said about her is that I think she should embrace the show more when she got homesick — which is something I would say to every celebrity who comes on the show and has a low p...
And I suppose this is one of the main reasons that we love celebrities so much - they're eternally better looking than we could probably ever hope to be. It's not that they're really any structurally different than any of us; they all have the same features, cheekbones, feet, whatever else have you, but they've got professional stylists who choose their makeup, attire, and hair, and know all of the ins and outs of faking people out into thinking that you're ephemeral and transcending in your ...
"I think the girls like my hair, so I’m going to let it stick around for a while. I really don’t think anyone’s ever done this kind of thing with their hair: I just wake up, blow-dry it, and just shake it. And continue to shake it throughout the day."
- Justin Bieber on his genius. Forward this to every 16-year-old male you know, because all douchebaggery aside, you know the teenage ladies love Justin's luscious locks. Good deeds, y'all, that's what our time on this world is all about.
How many more gifts like this does the Biebz have to bes...
Just last month, Courtney Love posted a series of pictures on her Twitter that had a whole lot of people sadly shaking their heads, tsk tsking, mumbling "oh, Courtney," or a combination of those things. Well, she's back, you guys. This time with fashion*!
But really, Courtney Love fascinates and concerns me, and that started way back when the video for "Doll Parts" was making its rounds and my sister blared it whenever it came on, and I was like "excuse me, I'm trying to learn subtraction ...
Ok, I'm sure there's some improv somewhere on TV right now, but nothing that matters. Remember "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" That mattered.
If you do remember "Whose Line" and you enjoyed it, then you're probably going to be super glad to hear that the show Drew Carey is producing and starring in also features Ryan Stiles, Chip Esten, and Kathy Kinney. It's set to come on the Game Show Network next spring, and they're going ahead and filming 40 episodes in Las Vegas. Drew describes the show as "a lot more free-form" than "Whose...
On November 23, 1987, a gift was given to this world. That gift was Nicole Polizzi, and nearly 23 years later, she's still giving. Specifically, she's giving many of you a headache and a sense of hopelessness for the youth of America..
Regardless, Snooki found time to celebrate her birthday in Manhattan last night, and it looks like she had a fabulous time. I think that little patch of blonde she has in her hair is stupid, but otherwise I am loving her ensemble. I believe that any da...
"His preference is Middle Eastern or guys with dark features. His taste has changed over the 15 years that I've seen him visiting spas. First he strictly liked black guys. For the longest time if you weren't black, he didn't want you. Then he was into Middle Eastern men. Then it was Mexicans and other Hispanic guys. Then he moved on to Koreans. I guess he doesn't have much of a preference any more."
- Robert Randolph, author of You'll Never Spa in This Town Again, on John Travolta's taste in m...
Well, run and get yourself a glass of wine and a box of chocolates, because you're about to need some comfort.
If you'll remember, filming for Inferno was scheduled to begin in August, but their star, Lindsay, had to go and spend some time in jail and then rehab. When she was released, the producers decided to move the whole shebang from Louisiana to L.A., just to accommodate Lindsay and her probation. Basically, ever since Lindsay went to jail back in July, there's been a continuous "...
The Olsen twins made a trip to LAX, and I guess Mary Kate was off being eccentric or something, because the focus was definitely on Ashley. Well, Ashley and her awesome dog. Rightly so, because these pictures are wonderful. The one on the stairs where the dog is looking straight at the camera, all chill-like, is the new background on my computer.
By the way, do you recognize the dog? You should, because I'm pretty sure you saw it back in April. It's cool if you missed it though, I'd un...
First there was the guy who shot his TV thanks to Bristol, and now this.
Here's how yesterday went down over at the CBS studio, home of the travesty that is Dancing with the Stars. The postman came to drop off the day's mail, including a bit of fan mail for Bristol. A staff member opened the letter, and do you know what was inside? Why, it's the one thing that everyone hopes to find in mail from a stranger: mysterious white powder!
The building was evacuated and the LAPD and the FBI showed up to investigate, and do you know what it was, you guys? It was j...