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photo of jessica simpson and eric johnson twitter pictures photographs Did Hulk Hogan get married? [Celebslam] I guess everyone's writing a book about their vapid lives these days. Which reminds me ... [popbytes] A certain magazine says that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are married ... can you dig it? [Pajiba] Emmy Rossum is no longer weeding through Adam Duritz's bushy penile hair to pleasure him. [Celebitchy] The Most Annoying Songs of All Time: A Comprehensive List. [Zelda Lily] Chris Brown gay, caught with another dude? [Allie is Wired] Somebody Photoshopped an ass on Ke$ha, how cute. [Amy Grindhouse] Exclusive d...

Have You Guys Been Hoping For A Buffy Movie?

A photo of the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Good news, because there's one on the way!  The bad news? Joss Whedon will not be involved. Warner Brothers went ahead and made the call that it'd be ok for them to make another Buffy the Vampire Slayer film - not a remake, mind you, they're making it clear that "this is not your high school Buffy" - without Whedon or any of the original creative team.  They also thought that'd it be ok to instead hire a screenwriter who pitched the idea because "she loved Buffy when she was the same age as the ch...

Cookie Monster Wants To Host ‘Saturday Night Live’

Cookie Monster is starting his own campaign to host Saturday Night Live and after seeing his four minute audition tape, I'm joining his cause. Cookie starts his tape with a short monologue and then goes immediately into a sketch called "Macarooner", a cookie-themed twist on the show's popular MacGruber character. There's also a short tribute to Weekend Update (was that a pot joke he made or is that just me making everything a subtle drug reference?) and a Lady Gaga impression that absolutely killed me. This is just ab...

Fantasia OD’d Not Too Long Ago Because of Emotional Pain Coupled With an Abortion

photo of antwuan cook and fantasia barrino lovers photographs pictures Apparently Fantasia Barrino is still on this OD/affair thing, because she's coming forth with further information surrounding her breakdown of a few months ago, that which resulted in a hospitalization and a pre-planned media blitz an intensive recovery plan. Many of you guys - myself included - thought that it was kind of dirty that Tasia promoted her alleged suicide attempt in the way that she did, and also thought it was pretty selfish that she allowed the demons of a boyfriend-girlfriend rela...

The Situation is One of GQ‘s Men of the Year, and He’s Got Some Serious Stuff to Say, Guys

photo of mike the situation sorrentino abs stomach pictures photographs Just when you thought it was safe to head out to the clubs in Seaside Heights (ha, from someone who was born and raised a mere three hours from the resort made famous by the Jersey Shore twats, I gotta ask: who does that - really), think again: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino isn't going anywhere anytime soon. The Situation, who's fame kind of exploded this year with vitamin endorsements, home gym videos, and most recently, his brief appearance on this season's Dancing With the Stars, has an...

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, We’ll Probably Be Seeing Some Miley Gooch in the Near Future

photo of miley cyrus birthday party eighteen pictures photographs Dearest Miley: It seems like so long ago that you were a gawky, toothy, social reject with positively no social graces, who guffawed and hee-hawed with the best of the Fisher-Price Little People Animal Sounds Farm.  Now just look at you - you're eighteen! ... but that's about the only thing that's changed. It's so refreshing to see Hollywood's top tier of uber-talent staying true to who they are and what they do, and now you can flash your serpent socket without anyone really batting an eye or worr...

Jessica Simpson is Like, So Not Pregnant

Just because Jessica Simpson has gained a ton of weight in her tummy and face areas lately and just because she's marrying a guy she only met six months ago and just because she got too sick to perform at CBS' The Early Show does not mean she's pregnant, you guys. A source close to Jessica reported to E! News that while the singer is not pregnant, she would like to be very soon. So I guess don't be shocked if this news changes in the very near future. Personally I think Jessica is goin...

Love It or Leave It: Vintage Simpson Sisters!

A photo of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson For some reason, People decided to share this picture of a very Simpson Christmas, circa 1990, and I may not understand it, but I love it so.  And honestly, what's not to love?  The Blossom hats.  The sweaters - my God, the sweaters!  The suavity of pre-crazy Mr. Simpson.  I also love how my initial reaction was "oh, baby Jessica Simspon!  Who's that little girl next to her - ohhh ..."  Old family photos must be a little weird to look at post-plastic surgery. But my favorite thing has ...

Have You Seen ‘The Miley Show’?

Saturday Night Live's been doing this hilarious bit this season, The Miley Cyrus Show. Last weekend when Anne Hathaway hosted, the sketch was the highlight of the show. Vanessa Bayer's Miley impression is good (it's the nasal "pretty cool" that really sells it) but Anne Hathaway's bit as Katie Holmes was basically flawless. Saturday Night Live: More of this, please!...

Kelly Osbourne Shows Off Her Bikini Bod in ‘Shape

Kelly Osbourne is looking FINE, you guys. Like, FOOOIINNEE. And as if her body wouldn't be impressive no matter who she was, to think that just a couple of years ago Kelly was in and out of rehab for pill addiction and considerably overweight. She looks healthy in every way now. I actually might purchase a copy of Shape for the first time in my life after seeing these photos because I'm dying to know what she's eating. And I wanna see if she says anything about that dick ex-fiance of hers who w...
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