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Can We Talk About Nicki Minaj’s Ass?

Now that the family holiday is over, can we get real for two and discuss Nicki Minaj's ass? She showed that thang off yesterday during Hot 97's Thanksgiving Thank You concert in New York and after seeing these photos (swiped from JustJared, obvi), I have to ask: Do you think that it's real? I mean, never in my life have I seen an ass that size or shape, especially on a girl with her frame, but asses seem to be innovating these days. It wasn't that long ago that J.Lo switched up our definition of...

Lindsay Lohan ReTweets Tom Cruise on Thanksgiving

Lindsay Lohan has been silent on her Twitter page since she entered rehab for the last (?) time on September 26th, but yesterday she graced us with 140 characters or less of her presence by ReTweeting Tom Cruise ReTweeting someone else who was quoting a movie he was once in. Not exactly the personal nature of the Lohan tweets I'm accustomed to, but hey! Let's hope that she's channeling this message, right?...

‘Ugly Betty’ Actor Confesses To Murdering His Mother

Actor Michael Brea was arrested last week after his mother was discovered murdered, and in an interview with The Daily Mail this week, he confesses to everything. Brea, who is currently in the psych ward at Bellevue, said that he was instructed by God to kill his mother because she was possessed by a demon. Here's more details and parts of the interview from the NY Daily News: "I didn't kill her. I killed the demon inside her," Michael Brea said in a chilling hourlong interview with the Daily Ne...

Kids These Days – Even They Know The Absurdity of Kanye

I think I've made it pretty clear that Kanye's Twitter is basically hallowed cybergrounds.  And really, what better way to prove my point than these children, these little angels from heaven, reenacting Kanye's Tweets?  There's the classically reverent "God is dope yo," and the deeply inspiring "You can't look at a glass half full or half empty if it's over flowing." But really, you guys deserve to watch all of them.  It doesn't matter if you've spent the day narrowly avoiding being trampled a...

In Other News …

You should be thankful for this gallery of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Celebslam] Everyone apparently thinks that you should see Burlesque, and this is why. [popbytes] Anne Hathaway has much, much larger boobs than even I thought. [Pajiba] Lindsay Lohan roasted her dad for Thanksgiving. No, she didn't, but she did eat with him. [Celebitchy] Khloe Kardashian has been fucking for, like, longer than you've been alive. [Amy Grindhouse] Did Beyonce get plastic surgery on her backside?! [CityRag] J Woww is about one little ...

Kate Gosselin’s Interview With Entertainment Tonight is Priceless, Vague, and Totally Transparent. And Scary. Definitely Scary.

After more and more unpleasant press for Kate Gosselin and her children emerged recently regarding the expulsion of two of her children, Kate decided to sit down with ET to discuss the major points of what's going on in her life, including her children, her career, her dating life, her career, how hard Jon sucks, and her career. Oh, and did I mention her career? Here's Kate's attempt to artfully diffuse the rumors that her kids were expelled: "Two of my children - No - are being tutored at hom...

Tila Tequila’s Hot Thanksgiving Eve Celebration Featuring Other Reputable People

photo of tila tequila giving kate major a lap dance pictures If you're like a lot of people, you probably went out and celebrated Thanksgiving Eve with a night of debauchery and libations, hoping vaguely through muddy thoughts that you're not too hungover the next day for the big eats and won't puke on your plateful of Aunt Josie's giblet stuffing which, ironically, looks much like your vomit. If you did, you weren't alone. Some of my more ... interesting memories have occurred on Thanksgiving Eve, and most of them I will probably never live down. ...

Kanye West is Macy’s Biggest Turkey, Right?

So I was way too busy yesterday to be bothered with the likes of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, because I was up to my eyeballs in pie baking and ramming fistfuls of wet bread up a dead bird's ass.  I was also a little distracted because I had to repeat everything three or four times due to the fact that everyone I spoke to kept saying, 'Huh?' after everything I said, and it wasn't because I was quietly and reverently honoring the bird.  It was because last week's monstrosity of a flu turned into ...

Breaking News: Daniel Radcliffe Is Harry Potter

In this groundbreaking interview from Funny or Die, Daniel Radcliffe reveals that this reality we're living in is really a "split reality," and that he actually is Harry Potter.  In fact, he identifies as a "wizard playing an actor."  He talks about his work on his character of Daniel, and acknowledges that he's defeated all those evil wizards.  Nowadays, Harry mostly "chills out a lot," and talks up the ladies. It also sounds like he's looking for a career as a professional Quidditch player. Exciting! Well, now that ...

Quotables: Kanye West is Really Pissed at Taylor Swift

"Taylor never came to my defense at any interview. And rode the waves and rode it and rode it." - Kanye West, ranting about Taylor Swift's behavior, during a surprise performance at NYC's Bowery Ballroom. I totally, 100% agree with Kanye West and I think you all need to get hip to his way of thinking. Here's the truth: After a year of her becoming the public's lapdog and then condescending to him on national television with that rude-ass song she sang at the VMAs, a flat-out, "Yeezy's ...

Khloe Kardashian Lost Her Virginity at Age 14

Khloe Kardashian recently opened up about the experience of losing her virginity and the story is both sad and all too common. Here's what Khloe said about the man she lost her virginity to: “This guy was very, very manipulative, and I ended up losing my virginity to him when I was only 14. When my dad found out I was having sex, he went ballistic. My mom taught me how to drive when I was 13, so if one of our baby sisters had an emergency I could drive to the hospital. But I took advantage of it. I used to steal her c...

Here’s Some For Your Consideration Ads For Your Consideration

My favorite part of all the pre-Oscar hype is the "For Your Consideration" ads that are printed in all the trade magazines to try and woo Oscar voters. The reason is two-fold: These ads are the studio's last shot at selling the shit out of their movie and it's hilarious to see what awards they think they might be considered for. The Human Centipede wants Best Director? And there's someone out there who thinks Johnny Depp deserves Best Actor for his turn as the Mad Hatter? And Due Date for be...
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