

"Well, all is fair in love and war. A woman is always entitled to speak her mind, and that's the way she speaks her mind. It's always one person's perspective, and one person's perspective through hurt and fear, and anger. You're going to get a pretty dark picture. We're working things out, how about that? Have I jumped into dating? Suffice it to say, I am a very happy woman. Yes."
- Melissa Etheridge responds to her ex-wife's public complaints that she's left her and the kids high and dry.
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are officially "off again". A source close to Liam shared the news with People and said, "There was no drama. The relationship just ran its course. They were good friends first and remain friends."
You may remember that the two started dating while filming the movie The Last Song. Last year it was widely rumored that Liam was the reason Miley shut down her Twitter page, although she denied those claims. This is, I think, their third time breaking up.
This has to be a tough time for Miley, who has seemingly had a boyfriend non-stop...
And I can say with much honesty and conviction, that I can fully uphold my promise to maintain my end of that bargain.
However, American Idol contestants? Watch the fuck out, 'cause the Wedding Planner has got your number, and she-who-sleeps-next-to-Skeletor is not amused.
Lopez, who is one of the newest judges on the fastest-tanking reality show on television this season, claims that she's enjoying her stint as the iron-fisted replacement for Simon Cowell, but you're not scoring any p...
Either that, or she's fucking him, and this outfit was the first thing she could grab post-sex after her dipshit kilt-wearing dog decided to piddle all over Marilyn's human skin carpet because it had never seen the fetid anti-Christ so up close and personal (and by 'anti-Christ,' I mean 'Marilyn's penis').
Eh. You win some, you lose some, Taylor. Or dog.
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And all on a Friday, too. Who sets this shit up, because I want their number.
Jessica Simpson is reportedly saddened by the fact that ex-husband Nick Lachey popped the question to long-term girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo this past weekend. According to Us Weekly, Lachey lavished Minnillo with an Asscher cut diamond ring, which reaffirmed their commitment to one another:
“We’re excited and incredibly happy about our engagement and we look forward to a wonderful future together."
Nick's official t...
If you ever questioned Lady Gaga's commitment to her look, then this is the photo gallery for you. The singer stepping off a plane in full-blown couture ain't shit compared to her leaving a London yoga studio looking like this yesterday. Anyone who's done even an hour of yoga will tell you that you leave just as sweaty and hurting as you do after an hour of almost any kind of work out. The idea of Gaga showering off and slipping on this dress and heels with achey muscles is absolutely ridiculou...
So yup, already, here is Kim Kardashian's new song leak. Of course. [Celebslam]
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were divorcing for the publicity. And they admitted it this time. [Popbytes]
The Disney curse strikes again. [Pajiba]
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have a house - together - in Baton Rouge. [Celebitchy]
Ten year-old girl gives birth to baby in Spain. Craziness. [Zelda Lily]
Blake Lively trades up: she's dating Leonardo DiCaprio now. [Allie is Wired]
Want to see Hulk...
"I see myself being like, 30, like, married, like, probably. I don’t know. It seems far away for me. But I want to be a young dad. I don’t want to be old and not be able to kick around the soccer ball, you know? ... I see myself making a smooth transition from being a teenage, um, you know, teenage heartthrob basically to, you know, to an adult singer. I want to make that smooth transition, kind of like Usher or Justin Timberlake did it."
- Justin Bieber, on where he sees himself in t...
"So I'm drunk at the dinner table at Mother and Dad's house in Maine. And my brothers and sister are there, Laura's there. And I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman, friend of Mother and Dad's," says Bush. "And I said to her out loud, 'What is sex like after 50?' ... I hope somebody reads this book and says, 'If Bush can quit, I can quit.'"
Former President George W. Bush on tackling the big issues ... alcoholism. You know, not to intermingle politics with celebrity, but I like Bush. I like...