Jessica Alba is the cover girl for the December issue of Elle, and I have some feelings about it. Her pictures are really pretty, as pictures of pretty people tend to be, but the handful of quotes they released with the pictures are just not good. It's like that one time last month when she did an interview with GQ and talked about how ugly she was, except a little more demeaning to other people.
On her shallow roles: “I know I haven’t been swimming in the deep end with some of the movies...
"I feel like when Taylor was getting all those magazine covers, she was all good then. I feel completely empathetic and sympathize with that moment of her feeling bad, that spawned her to have one million magazine covers and be the most popular artist in the world, but in that moment of her feeling bad, I do feel bad about being the cause of that."
- Kanye on that one time that he ruined Taylor Swift's big moment at the 2009 VMAs.
Get it, guys? It's ok that he made that one dick move, b...
What's that, celebrity gossip world? Nothing much is going on so you're going to force me to write a Ke$ha story two days in a row? Well, that's quite the burden, but I suppose I can manage.
As if Ke$ha's first album wasn't enough of an eternal gift to the world of music, she's all set to release a follow-up, Cannibal, in a couple weeks. I'm expecting another album full of anthems for liquor and clubbing, but it looks like things have gone a little darker this time around, and some people ar...
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For my own personal caption, I chose to write a letter, as any pithy little statement I could make could not express the full nature of my feelings. The letter got a little personal and quite lengthy, so I'm not going to share it with you guys, but suffice it to say that it takes up about five pages in my unicorn journal and that the ink was smudged by my tears. It's filled with allusions to Bon Jovi songs ("Taylor, in this world, we gotta hold on to what we got, and...
The New York Times just did a story on Courtney, and while I do find her considerably more endearing afterwards, she does kind of come off as a trainwreck. Tough break, I guess.
On her public image: “I’d like to be trusted again, like I was at one point,” she said. “I’m not trusted right now. People don’t want to get in trouble. They think that I am probably going to talk about things I shouldn’t talk about, which I do a little bit, but I am really trying to be trusted again....
Lily Allen has been having an incredibly horrible few days. Earlier this week, the news broke that Lily had suffered a miscarriage, and now she's in the hospital with septicaemia, a bacterial infection of the blood. The infection, which was probably brought on by the miscarriage, can be fatal, but Lily's doing well. Her rep said that she's "responding well to treatment and her condition continues to improve," and that "Lily thanks everyone for their messages of support and again asks that she and partner Sam Cooper be left alone whilst she recovers."
This just so...
On Thursday, E! broke the news that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, those rascally ol' homewreckers, had gotten engaged. LeAnn "Get a Damn Blog" Rimes quickly dispelled that "rumor" on her Twitter:
Ok, I've about had it with the lack of "reporting" with E News. The fact that our "engagement" has spread so furiously over the past 24 hours off of an E News article that is 150% untrue just shows you the lack of credible "sources" they seem to find and build a story around. When CNN is calling my p...
I guess when you work so closely with people for ten straight years, you build a certain kind of camaraderie. A kind of camaraderie that lends itself to body art. Sort of like gangs, but more adorable.
Daniel Radcliffe has been making comments about how he, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint (or Harry, Hermione, and Ron, if you have problems with the line between reality and fiction too) have been talking about getting "farewell to Hogwarts" tattoos, though he's not sure what it would be just yet. He's go...
Ke$ha just did a little interview and photo shoot with BlackBook, and once again I just want to snatch her up, take her out of the music industry and take her into my gay bar. Because that's where she really belongs, isn't it, a shady little gay bar in Tennessee? Precisely. Now let's check out some of my new favorite Ke$ha-isms.
On what's up with the dollar sign: “Anybody would get sick of that question, especially if you’re being asked 45 times every day, but I’m the asshole who p...
Blake Lively's little ensemble here is what we like to refer to as a "hot damn mess." See how that belt looks like such ridiculous slapdashery? See how the dress shirt peeks out below that skirt? And I know that skirt, by the way. That's your niece's/little sister's/super skinny BFF"s skirt that you know would never fit you, but hey, it's a skirt, it'll just flare right over those hips as long as you can squeeze it over your boobs to fit on the smallest part of your waist. In Blake's ...
So our girl Lindsay's in rehab, right? Court-ordered rehab till January. That paints a pretty specific picture for everyone, right? Like Lindsay is supposed to be up at Betty Ford, going to groups, talking to people, taking smoke breaks, and maybe playing some rummy or dominoes every now and then. But no.
Lindsay popped on over to the Forever 21 a couple days ago to buy "a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks." Not only that, but she also goes to Starbucks "...
You may remember that a few years ago a Boston Catholic priest was arrested in NYC after sneaking his way into a taping of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. There hasn't been a ton of follow-up on the story, but with Conan's new show premiering, I guess someone thought maybe it was time to get in touch with the alleged stalker (click here to see the video interview with Rev. David Ajemian.)
The dude is totally still crazy, as you can see in the interview above. He seems to be under the impression t...
Jessica Alba is the cover girl for the December issue of Elle, and I have some feelings about it. Her pictures are really pretty, as pictures of pretty people tend to be, but the handful of quotes they released with the pictures are just not good. It's like that one time last month when she did an interview with GQ and talked about how ugly she was, except a little more demeaning to other people.
On her shallow roles: “I know I haven’t been swimming in the deep end with some of the movies...
"I feel like when Taylor was getting all those magazine covers, she was all good then. I feel completely empathetic and sympathize with that moment of her feeling bad, that spawned her to have one million magazine covers and be the most popular artist in the world, but in that moment of her feeling bad, I do feel bad about being the cause of that."
- Kanye on that one time that he ruined Taylor Swift's big moment at the 2009 VMAs.
Get it, guys? It's ok that he made that one dick move, b...
What's that, celebrity gossip world? Nothing much is going on so you're going to force me to write a Ke$ha story two days in a row? Well, that's quite the burden, but I suppose I can manage.
As if Ke$ha's first album wasn't enough of an eternal gift to the world of music, she's all set to release a follow-up, Cannibal, in a couple weeks. I'm expecting another album full of anthems for liquor and clubbing, but it looks like things have gone a little darker this time around, and some people ar...
Photo via Jezebel
For my own personal caption, I chose to write a letter, as any pithy little statement I could make could not express the full nature of my feelings. The letter got a little personal and quite lengthy, so I'm not going to share it with you guys, but suffice it to say that it takes up about five pages in my unicorn journal and that the ink was smudged by my tears. It's filled with allusions to Bon Jovi songs ("Taylor, in this world, we gotta hold on to what we got, and...
The New York Times just did a story on Courtney, and while I do find her considerably more endearing afterwards, she does kind of come off as a trainwreck. Tough break, I guess.
On her public image: “I’d like to be trusted again, like I was at one point,” she said. “I’m not trusted right now. People don’t want to get in trouble. They think that I am probably going to talk about things I shouldn’t talk about, which I do a little bit, but I am really trying to be trusted again....
Lily Allen has been having an incredibly horrible few days. Earlier this week, the news broke that Lily had suffered a miscarriage, and now she's in the hospital with septicaemia, a bacterial infection of the blood. The infection, which was probably brought on by the miscarriage, can be fatal, but Lily's doing well. Her rep said that she's "responding well to treatment and her condition continues to improve," and that "Lily thanks everyone for their messages of support and again asks that she and partner Sam Cooper be left alone whilst she recovers."
This just so...
On Thursday, E! broke the news that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, those rascally ol' homewreckers, had gotten engaged. LeAnn "Get a Damn Blog" Rimes quickly dispelled that "rumor" on her Twitter:
Ok, I've about had it with the lack of "reporting" with E News. The fact that our "engagement" has spread so furiously over the past 24 hours off of an E News article that is 150% untrue just shows you the lack of credible "sources" they seem to find and build a story around. When CNN is calling my p...
I guess when you work so closely with people for ten straight years, you build a certain kind of camaraderie. A kind of camaraderie that lends itself to body art. Sort of like gangs, but more adorable.
Daniel Radcliffe has been making comments about how he, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint (or Harry, Hermione, and Ron, if you have problems with the line between reality and fiction too) have been talking about getting "farewell to Hogwarts" tattoos, though he's not sure what it would be just yet. He's go...
Ke$ha just did a little interview and photo shoot with BlackBook, and once again I just want to snatch her up, take her out of the music industry and take her into my gay bar. Because that's where she really belongs, isn't it, a shady little gay bar in Tennessee? Precisely. Now let's check out some of my new favorite Ke$ha-isms.
On what's up with the dollar sign: “Anybody would get sick of that question, especially if you’re being asked 45 times every day, but I’m the asshole who p...
Blake Lively's little ensemble here is what we like to refer to as a "hot damn mess." See how that belt looks like such ridiculous slapdashery? See how the dress shirt peeks out below that skirt? And I know that skirt, by the way. That's your niece's/little sister's/super skinny BFF"s skirt that you know would never fit you, but hey, it's a skirt, it'll just flare right over those hips as long as you can squeeze it over your boobs to fit on the smallest part of your waist. In Blake's ...
So our girl Lindsay's in rehab, right? Court-ordered rehab till January. That paints a pretty specific picture for everyone, right? Like Lindsay is supposed to be up at Betty Ford, going to groups, talking to people, taking smoke breaks, and maybe playing some rummy or dominoes every now and then. But no.
Lindsay popped on over to the Forever 21 a couple days ago to buy "a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks." Not only that, but she also goes to Starbucks "...
You may remember that a few years ago a Boston Catholic priest was arrested in NYC after sneaking his way into a taping of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. There hasn't been a ton of follow-up on the story, but with Conan's new show premiering, I guess someone thought maybe it was time to get in touch with the alleged stalker (click here to see the video interview with Rev. David Ajemian.)
The dude is totally still crazy, as you can see in the interview above. He seems to be under the impression t...