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Did You Watch Conan’s New Show Last Night?

Last night was the premiere of Conan O'Brien's new TBS show, Conan and considering what we all went through earlier this year to make sure this dude even has a show, I am interested in knowing your thoughts. The ratings are in and Conan pulled in 2.8 rating compared to Jay Leno's 2.7. Most people are viewing that as a victory of some sort, but like, wasn't the entire Internet supposed to tune in and watch? What I saw of the show made me laugh, for sure. I think this will be the late night show we wind up consistently ...

NKOTB and BSB: “One Big Massive Uber-Group”

Remember that one time back in June when New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys performed together at Radio City Music Hall and it was wonderful and I was all "I sense a tour a-comin'"?  Well, I was right, natch.  The groups are joining forces to totally blow our minds come next summer, but in the meantime, check out that above interview with Ryan Seacrest.  To be honest, I'm not really interested in what's being said because I'm too busy trying to wrap my mind around all nine dudes* sitting around together, being old...

Miranda Kerr Goes Naked for W Magazine Photoshoot

photo of miranda kerr topless photos boobs pictures Like, recently. While she's pregnant. Girlfriend lets it all hang out, and I'm not talking a la Demi Moore or Britney Spears - she has put those fine, fine ladies' preggo photos to shame. Kerr, if you'll remember, is the Victoria's Secret Angel that's married to Orlando Bloom, and carrying his child. Miranda is six and-a-half months along with the couple's first child. Anyway, that picture - I'm not allowed to post it here on the front page, but you can meander on over to W's site where ...

That Crappy-Looking Gwyneth Paltrow Movie, Country Strong Isn’t Going Anywhere, Guys, Sorry

Here's the official trailer, and it's every bit as good as the music video for the song of the same name (crazily enough, written for the movie), so now that you've seen all of this? You have absolutely no reason to go and see the film when it makes it's debut on January 7th. But do watch tomorrow night's CMT awards. Gwynnie is slated to perform Country Strong there live. And 'live' supposedly means without the help of auto-tune or lip-synching, and yes, I had to look that up. Will you guys see this movie, or do you think it's a total crapshoot? /> Here's the official trailer, and it's every bit as good as the music video for the song of the same name (crazily enough, written for the movie), so now that you've seen all of this? You have absolutely no reason to go and see the film when it makes it's debut on January 7th. But do watch tomorrow night's CMT awards. Gwynnie is slated to perform Country Strong there live. And 'live' supposedly means without the help of auto-tune or lip-synching, and yes, I had to look that up. Will...

Quotables: Anne Hathway Comes to Jake Gyllenhaal’s Rescue

photo of jake gyllenhaal and anne hathaway pictures "Hang on, hang on, I have to say something! I have been Jake's onscreen love interest for years, all right? You keep the conversation to me and only me, otherwise I'm going to get nasty!" Thank goodness that Anne Hathaway spoke out for Jake Gyllenhaal this past weekend at a press conference for their new movie, Love and Other Drugs, 'cause I'm sure that he's just totally unable to do it himself. During the conference, Jake was - clearly - asked whether or not he was carrying on a relationship with Taylor Swift, and that gracious o...

Quotables: Charlie Sheen Thinks Everyone Needs to Settle Down

A photo of Charlie Sheen "If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics." - Charlie Sheen being all "whatever." In case you missed it, that "one bad night" Charlie's referring to is that night that he wrecked a hotel room after getting wasted with a hooker.  He's not talking about that night that he celebrated Christmas by pulling a knife on his wife or that night that he had to make an apology when a voicemail leaked in which he called his wife the c-word and the n-word or those nights that he accidentally shot Kelly Preston in the arm, nearly overdosed, or got arrested for b...

Dina Lohan Talks About Lindsay On ‘Today’

If we're to believe her mother, Lindsay Lohan is doing wonderfully in rehab. Dina spoke to Matt Lauer at the Today Show this morning, and while she was optimistic about her daughter's healing process, she couldn't say whether or not this trip to rehab would be the one to stick. Dina said, “We take it one day at a time. Addiction is difficult. I don’t know. I don’t have a crystal ball. I pray hard.” The interview is just about what you'd expect it to be. Dina clarified to Matt that she wasn't lying...

What the Hell Was Katy Perry Wearing at the EMAs?

Katy Perry performed at MTV's European Music Awards last night and this is what she was wearing. The skating dress that was removed to reveal this sparkly skin-tight unitard wasn't that offensive, but the half-glittery bald cap look? Not cute. In fact, I have no idea what anyone involved in the styling process here was thinking. Are foreheads that creep past an acceptable human hairline hot right now? Is this some cultural reference that I'm missing? And why does Russell Brand look so excited ...

Julia Roberts’ Brother Calls Kate Gosselin Abusive

This story is amazing if only because it's some of the most bizarre shit I've seen a celebrity take a stance on like, in my life. Ever. Actor Eric Roberts, brother of Julia Roberts, made the above statement last week on his Twitter page. I'm pretty sure we've all had the same thought about Kate Gosselin as a mother, but it's totally rare for an actual celebrity to make a statement like this. Candy Spelling, sure. A working actor? Very rare. But it turns out that keeping Kate Gosselin away ...

Apparently, Bon Jovi is Trying to Move Into Today’s Mainstream Pop?

I love Bon Jovi. I love him probably more than I can even tolerate 90% of today's 'rock and roll' musicians or pop stars. Jovi's got substance, lasting power, and above all, talent, and this is why I'm not sure he's trying to hard to remain relevant in today's meat market known as the music world when, guys, he's already got this. Anyway, Jon Bon Jovi appeared on Europe's MTV Music Awards last night and did this awkward duet with Rihanna (above). And I'm confused. Just ... watch the video. And let me know if you share the same sentiments, like 'Is the Jove selling out?' 'Was this even the Jove's idea?' 'Is this what Rihanna considers dancing?' /> I love Bon Jovi. I love him probably more than I can even tolerate 90% of today's 'rock and roll' musicians or pop stars. Jovi's got substance, lasting power, and above all, talent, and this is why I'm not sure he's trying to hard to remain relevant in today's meat market known as the music world when, guys, he's already got this. Anyway, Jon Bon Jovi appeared on Europe's MTV Music Awards last night and did this awkward duet with Rihanna (above). And I'm confused. Just ... watch t...

*Caption This: Thora Birch at Another Blue Valentine Premiere

picture of thora birch at blue valentine premiere at grauman's chinese theater in los angeles photos Actress Thora Birch was photographed at the BV premiere (for real, guys, this movie's unstoppable) held at Grauman's Chinese Theater this past weekend. *I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Did Thora leave the remainder of her eyebrows on the set of Now and Then?' or better yet, 'After her most recent appearance on the red carpet of Blue Valentine, Thora Birch is offered a lucrative role as spokesperson for Valtrex Blistex.' [gallery]...

I Always Think it’s a Little Creepy When Posthumous Music is Released, but Michael Jackson Has Done It With His New Single, ‘Breaking News’

Michael Jackson, King of Pop and pretty much all things modern music the world over, has released a new single - 'Breaking News.' I mean, you know, he didn't release it, his estate or whatever did, because of that whole deceased thing, but hey. It's classic Michael, it kind of reminds me of a crossbreed of 'Thriller' and 'Billie Jean,' and it definitely makes me yearn for the mid-eighties.  Sigh. The song, if you can't listen to it right now 'cause you're at work and your boss sucks or whatever, is more or less about ...
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