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Did You Guys Hear The New Bieber Yet?

Justin Bieber's fourth album (yeah, dude. Fourth.) is about to be released and I've just learned that it's going to be a bunch of acoustic versions of songs he's already released. How artsy, Justin! What an artist you are! The album's version of "Pray" was released today and it's fine as far as this kind of stuff goes. I was going to make some sort of remark about how I don't remember music being this lame when I was a teenager, but that's a lie. It was this lame or lamer. Anyway, I'd love to hear what the diehard Bie...

Should Lindsay Lohan Be Allowed to Leave Rehab For a Photo Shoot?

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab For Photoshoot Lindsay Lohan is supposedly turning herself around in rehab, but homegirl still has to work. After getting approval from the staff at Betty Ford, the actress is going to be released for the day to do a photo shoot for a "major magazine" in Palm Springs next week. According to her lawyer, Lindsay is currently living in a sober house as an extension of her treatment. Shawn Chapman Holley, told TMZ, "The move to the sober house is part of the program so that Lindsay is integrated back into society, and all the outings she's take...

In Other News …

photo of homophobe john mccain grabbing president obama's butt pictures Tish Cyrus apparently has a history of cheating. [Celebslam] Taylor Momsen blames it all on her parents. [popbytes] There is absolutely nothing that Rachel McAdams can't do. [Pajiba] Jennifer Love Hewitt busts out tits like it's 1999. [Celebitchy] The great country known as Canada is hopping on the bandwagon and debuting Lake Shore, a knockoff of (obviously) Jersey Shore. If you have NOT seen this trailer, you NEED to. [Zelda Lily] The Kristen Stewart lap dance video. Heck. Yes. [Allie is Wired] Angelina Jolie encourages her children to follow in her creepy...

Love It or Leave It: Harry Potter Edition!

Deathly Hallows is so, so close, you guys.  In a week's time, you can mosey on down to your local movie theatre, crowd in to a dark room with a number of other nerds, and have such a magical experience.  You can laugh during the Seven Potters bit, you can cry during, well, nearly every other part, and you can curse the world when the movie ends halfway through the story.  Wondrous times are sure to be had by all. The world premiere of the movie happened yesterday in London, and the cast ce...

Quotables: Russell Brand Wants Sex With Everyone. Again.

photo of sex addict russell brand in his underwear husband of katy perry pictures "Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone. That's how I feel now." ... That's how you feel now, Russ? Isn't that what got you the whole 'sex-addict' status to begin with? Or was it the Ecstasy? I can never be sure. Anyway, super glad that you're so in love with the wifey, but lay off the 'loving everyone' thing. You might give other leg h...

Kate Gosselin’s Kids Take Pointers From Their Mom

photo of jon and kate gosselin with their eight kids pictures You know, they say that most education starts at home, and unfortunately, this kind of education was missed in the Gosselin household. According to reports, two of Gosselin's children, Collin and Alexis, have been expelled from their private school in Pennsylvania for excessive bullying of other students. Expelled. You read that right. And if the italics confused you, here it is again. EXPELLED.  It's said that the two kids were involved physically and verbally in harassing other student...

Angelina Pivarnick Does a Really Awful Rap Song

photo of jersey shore angelina pivarnick short dress fat foot pictures The song, which you can listen to here, was never supposed to be released, because Jersey Shore princess Angelina Pivarnick wasn't 'happy' with the contract that she was provided with. However? I'm thinking that the song wasn't supposed to be released because it's the most horrible, embarrassing display of obnoxiousness that's ever graced the music scene.  Ever. Of all time. If you can't listen to it, 'cause you're at work, or because you don't want your new live-in boyfriend or girlfriend ...

Quotables: Jessica Simpson is So Happy For Nick Lachey

"I am extremely, extremely happy for him. I couldn't be more happy for Nick. ... My mom actually called me and told me that everybody was saying that I was 'saddened.' And I was just in complete shock. You know, our relationship was over a really long time ago, so it would be nice if everybody could move on with us and really just celebrate the love between him and Vanessa. I do, and I wish them nothing but the best." Do you, Jess? Do you really? Because you're right; it doesn't seem like anyone can really let this g...

Happy Veterans Day!

photo of iwo jima pictures veterans day I don't give a crap if you don't consider yourself patriotic or if you consider yourself an anarchist, today is a day that you should be in reverent thought for your veterans - those who were either fearfully forced to fight on the front lines in order to liberate a country, or those who bravely elected to walk forth, somberly, and accept a fate that was bestowed upon them by their country's calling. It's because of these brave men and women that we are as great a nation as we are today, a...

Check Out Robert Downey, Jr.’s Latest Role!

It's Mr. Peanut.  Robert Downey, Jr. is Mr. Peanut.  Could you just die? I'm starting to think that RDJ can't do anything wrong.  Well, ok, there was that one stretch with the drugs and the jail and all, but no bother.  He is beautiful and talented, he was in a movie with my very favorite, Zach Galifianakis (you guys have already seen Due Date, right?  Go ahead and tend to that if you haven't), and now he's Mr. Peanut.  And really, who could ask for anything more? Oh, and by the way, does the Nutcracker's voic...

Apparently Lindsay Lohan Has Allowed Michael Lohan Back Into Her Life

photo of lindsay lohan pictures hot sexy Hell has officially frozen over, guys, 'cause the devil himself is ascending to a vessel where he'll be better represented - Lindsay Lohan has welcomed her formerly-estranged father, Michael, back into her life. Sources close to Lindsay claim that the ordeal was 'emotional,' and that there were 'hugs, kisses, and a few tears' when the father and daughter were reunited this past weekend at the Betty Ford clinic where Lindsay is currently undergoing inpatient (sort of) rehabilitation. Lindsay's rep naturally had no comment on behalf of the actre...

Phil Collins Doesn’t Care Anymore

photo of phil collins genesis singer drummer nerve damage pictures So Phill Collins, the epic musician who followed me around one summer (long story), has apparently got some skeletons in his closet, much like everyone else. Collins, who has kind of remained out of the spotlight for awhile, has come forward to discuss something important to him, and something that he's battled with off and on for the past few years: depression. The Genesis singer/drummer sat down recently with Rolling Stone magazine and claimed that suicide was not out of the question durin...
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