Why is that tan woman making me eat more cheesecake? GAWD!!!
Bristol, along with every Chin in the Chinese phonebook, leaves the Chincake factory.
Yeah, for real. It’s like she wanted to do some Tyra like experiment and go out in a fatface, not a full-on fatsuit.
Dancing With Shamu.
Did my jacket shrink? It fit me when I came in three hours ago?
If I wear this scarf do you think it will make me look thinner?
Can you carry my cheese cake so that people won’t think it is mine?
Hee hee hee
I better stop eating all this cheese cake or people will start believing the rumor that I’m pregnant!!
EVERY CHIN IN THE CHINESE PHONEBOOK! awesome, that is unbeatable!
I thought the ‘Whale’ movie was being filmed in Alaska.
Guess not.
Looks like the story was wrong and they were filming in LA!!!
God you suck.
I can eat all I want and weigh 230 pounds and still win dancing with the stars because I am a single mom!!
Where is my baby again??
Does this scarf make me look pregnant?
So what if I’m a fat cow?
I’m a Palin and ‘fat’ really means ‘thin’.
shovel-face!!! gross….who would tag her…there are not enough paperbags in the world to hide that thing..yuck
i thought people lost weight on dancing with the stars…
I don’t think Bristol is Sarah Palin’s child. Are you sure that she is not Roseanne’s kid or Rosie O’Donnell’s brat? A couple of more months and Hog bristle will be bigger than all of Alaska.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
“They said it was a FACTORY. WHY DID THEY RUN OUT?”
You win. :)
This isn’t a caption, but I agree — don’t contestants usually lose weight on the show? She looks like she has packed on even more pounds – the non-dancing heifer!!! Hope she falls on her butt in the finals – I’ll be LMFAO!
Why is that tan woman making me eat more cheesecake? GAWD!!!
Bristol, along with every Chin in the Chinese phonebook, leaves the Chincake factory.
Yeah, for real. It’s like she wanted to do some Tyra like experiment and go out in a fatface, not a full-on fatsuit.
Dancing With Shamu.
Did my jacket shrink? It fit me when I came in three hours ago?
If I wear this scarf do you think it will make me look thinner?
Can you carry my cheese cake so that people won’t think it is mine?
Hee hee hee
I better stop eating all this cheese cake or people will start believing the rumor that I’m pregnant!!
EVERY CHIN IN THE CHINESE PHONEBOOK! awesome, that is unbeatable!
I thought the ‘Whale’ movie was being filmed in Alaska.
Guess not.
Looks like the story was wrong and they were filming in LA!!!
God you suck.
I can eat all I want and weigh 230 pounds and still win dancing with the stars because I am a single mom!!
Where is my baby again??
Does this scarf make me look pregnant?
So what if I’m a fat cow?
I’m a Palin and ‘fat’ really means ‘thin’.
shovel-face!!! gross….who would tag her…there are not enough paperbags in the world to hide that thing..yuck
i thought people lost weight on dancing with the stars…
I don’t think Bristol is Sarah Palin’s child. Are you sure that she is not Roseanne’s kid or Rosie O’Donnell’s brat? A couple of more months and Hog bristle will be bigger than all of Alaska.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
“They said it was a FACTORY. WHY DID THEY RUN OUT?”
You win. :)
This isn’t a caption, but I agree — don’t contestants usually lose weight on the show? She looks like she has packed on even more pounds – the non-dancing heifer!!! Hope she falls on her butt in the finals – I’ll be LMFAO!
“But where are we getting dessert?”
caption: “yuck”