Simon Huck and Jonathan Cheban from The Spin Crowd are opening up a restaurant on the Vegas strip called “Reality Cafe”. It’s going to be like Hard Rock Cafe or Planet Hollywood, but the common theme in the decorations and cuisine is going to be reality television. Ugh. Why does this sound so 90s to me?
The only dish we’ve been promised as of now are meatballs from Caroline of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but I’m sure all of the restaurants employees are going to be Top Chef and Hell’s Kitchen cast-offs. The decor will probably be made up of Santino Rice original and you’ll most likely be waited on by a former Real World housemate.
I love reality TV. It’s not even a guilty pleasure. If scripted shows managed to hold my attention as well as an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker, I would be all about them. But a restaurant based entirely on things we’ve come to know because of these programs sounds a little dramatic to me. I also think the entire city of Las Vegas sounds pretty dramatic, so maybe I’m not the best judge of these sort of things…
Hey, trashy folks who love Veags, would you ever eat at a place called Reality Cafe?
Sure, I’d love to eat there, you’re probably in and out in 15 minutes. bam!
If it didn’t have anything to do with that Chetaban idiot, I would probably go, but since I can’t stand him…NO THANKS!
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