My BFF Ed threw a birthday party for his friend David last night and he ordered him the most insane cake I've seen with my own two eyes in actual life. I've seen Ace of Cakes, so I'm not even going to pretend like it was the craziest cake ever, but holy shit-- it's amazing. Good enough to share with y'all.
Ed and David are obsessed with that movie Death Becomes Her, so Ed commissioned a cake from Cake and Art in West Hollywood with their faces Photoshopped onto Isabella Rossellini and Meryl Stre...
As Sarah mentioned this morning, Lindsay Lohan left rehab last night for her court hearing and now she'll be headed right back. The judge gave Lindsay no jail time and instead is sending her back to treatment, where she will be forced to stay until at least January 3rd, 2011.
TMZ reported that when the judge addressed Lindsay, she said, "You are an addict. I hope you understand that. I don't want another train wreck."
The actress nodded her head in agreement and said, "No, your honor. I understand. Thank you."
Guys, I'm really, really hoping that this is what it takes to straighten her out. I miss her on T...
This, alas, is another gorgeous Hollywood celebrity that could shave her ass and walk backwards for all I could care, and she'd be utterly gorgeous anyway. Remember when Scarlett went all avant-garde and chewed her hair into mullet oblivion? Yup. I was so alright with that, too. (I mean, on her - not on me. On me, it'd be a frigging trash-looking nightmare - all I'd be missing would be the plaid, the missing teeth, and the Dueling Banjos.)
I succumb, Scarlett, to the versatility that is ...
I'm so jaded, and so disappointed over this entire story and the way that it's unfolded, that nothing will surprise me at this point. Lindsay could attempt to blow up the courthouse in a covert attempt to escape jail and I wouldn't bat an eye. She could reveal that Michael Jackson is, in fact, alive, and has secretly been posing as 'the bad Lindsay Lohan' since Mean Girls. I'd say, 'Yup, that explains so much.' Lindsay could even actually go to jail this time - and for the entire duration o...
Anna Kournikova might have some of the nicest legs in history. Truth. [Celebslam]
J Woww turns dowwn $400k to pose naked in Playboy. Snap. Thought you could count on dem hoez. [popbytes]
Who is the real Superman going to be, anyway? [Pajiba]
Helena Bonham Carter. Good to see you -- haven't seen much of you around lately, girl. And as always, you look fabulous. [Celebitchy]
Sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman poses almost-nude in GQ Russia. [Zelda Lily]
Joe Jonas is losing ...
Redbook has released Christina Aguilera's comment on her divorce from their upcoming December issue. The singer said, "It's not easy, and there have been a lot of tears and sadness. It's impossible to redefine yourself and your life overnight. Thankfully, I have my mom and a small group of close friends who are there for me 24/7 and whom I can trust and depend on. On days when it feels impossible to even get out of bed, much less function as a mother, their support and encouragement have kept me mo...
Sarah linked y'all to the latest Beyonce pregnancy rumor yesterday, but I want to know what you guys think. I was straight posi that Mariah was pregnant, but we still haven't heard anything about that, so obviously I'm not the best judge... But people are really seeming to believe it this time. Even my friend Terry, who is like a dude and an editor and like, not into gossip and stuff as far as I know of hollered at me last night and was like, "So, Beyonce's pregnant, huh?" And he was like th...
If you thought The Situation was just a pretty face with a hot body*, then you must be kicking yourself right now, huh? You must feel like a real dunce looking at this book cover that showcases such a promise of literary prowess from a man who just seconds ago you were probably imagining naked in your bedroom. Shame on you. This man has so much more to give than dazzling looks and a obscene amount of charm, and if you don't believe me, then check out some of these excerpts from Here's the Si...
I'm thinking something along the lines of 'We're all just so pleased that we don't have to stare at The Situation's greasy abs today.' Or maybe something like, 'We eat bitches by the name of Angelina.' I don't know. 'Orange!' 'Troll!' 'VEE-DEE!'
These crazy Jersey Shore kids. They're like walking fucking Mad Libs. ...
I don't think I've made it a secret that I love Kim Kardashian('s face and body and style), and though I'd rather slit my wrists than watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians or anything involving -- or pertaining to -- Scott Disick, I think that little Kimmy's got it going on. She doesn't seem dependent on the men she chooses to entertain, she's definitely a go-getter when it comes to promoting herself, her brand, and anything she's creatively involved with, and she seems like she'd be fun to ...
My BFF Ed threw a birthday party for his friend David last night and he ordered him the most insane cake I've seen with my own two eyes in actual life. I've seen Ace of Cakes, so I'm not even going to pretend like it was the craziest cake ever, but holy shit-- it's amazing. Good enough to share with y'all.
Ed and David are obsessed with that movie Death Becomes Her, so Ed commissioned a cake from Cake and Art in West Hollywood with their faces Photoshopped onto Isabella Rossellini and Meryl Stre...
As Sarah mentioned this morning, Lindsay Lohan left rehab last night for her court hearing and now she'll be headed right back. The judge gave Lindsay no jail time and instead is sending her back to treatment, where she will be forced to stay until at least January 3rd, 2011.
TMZ reported that when the judge addressed Lindsay, she said, "You are an addict. I hope you understand that. I don't want another train wreck."
The actress nodded her head in agreement and said, "No, your honor. I understand. Thank you."
Guys, I'm really, really hoping that this is what it takes to straighten her out. I miss her on T...
This, alas, is another gorgeous Hollywood celebrity that could shave her ass and walk backwards for all I could care, and she'd be utterly gorgeous anyway. Remember when Scarlett went all avant-garde and chewed her hair into mullet oblivion? Yup. I was so alright with that, too. (I mean, on her - not on me. On me, it'd be a frigging trash-looking nightmare - all I'd be missing would be the plaid, the missing teeth, and the Dueling Banjos.)
I succumb, Scarlett, to the versatility that is ...
I'm so jaded, and so disappointed over this entire story and the way that it's unfolded, that nothing will surprise me at this point. Lindsay could attempt to blow up the courthouse in a covert attempt to escape jail and I wouldn't bat an eye. She could reveal that Michael Jackson is, in fact, alive, and has secretly been posing as 'the bad Lindsay Lohan' since Mean Girls. I'd say, 'Yup, that explains so much.' Lindsay could even actually go to jail this time - and for the entire duration o...
Anna Kournikova might have some of the nicest legs in history. Truth. [Celebslam]
J Woww turns dowwn $400k to pose naked in Playboy. Snap. Thought you could count on dem hoez. [popbytes]
Who is the real Superman going to be, anyway? [Pajiba]
Helena Bonham Carter. Good to see you -- haven't seen much of you around lately, girl. And as always, you look fabulous. [Celebitchy]
Sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman poses almost-nude in GQ Russia. [Zelda Lily]
Joe Jonas is losing ...
Redbook has released Christina Aguilera's comment on her divorce from their upcoming December issue. The singer said, "It's not easy, and there have been a lot of tears and sadness. It's impossible to redefine yourself and your life overnight. Thankfully, I have my mom and a small group of close friends who are there for me 24/7 and whom I can trust and depend on. On days when it feels impossible to even get out of bed, much less function as a mother, their support and encouragement have kept me mo...
Sarah linked y'all to the latest Beyonce pregnancy rumor yesterday, but I want to know what you guys think. I was straight posi that Mariah was pregnant, but we still haven't heard anything about that, so obviously I'm not the best judge... But people are really seeming to believe it this time. Even my friend Terry, who is like a dude and an editor and like, not into gossip and stuff as far as I know of hollered at me last night and was like, "So, Beyonce's pregnant, huh?" And he was like th...
If you thought The Situation was just a pretty face with a hot body*, then you must be kicking yourself right now, huh? You must feel like a real dunce looking at this book cover that showcases such a promise of literary prowess from a man who just seconds ago you were probably imagining naked in your bedroom. Shame on you. This man has so much more to give than dazzling looks and a obscene amount of charm, and if you don't believe me, then check out some of these excerpts from Here's the Si...
I'm thinking something along the lines of 'We're all just so pleased that we don't have to stare at The Situation's greasy abs today.' Or maybe something like, 'We eat bitches by the name of Angelina.' I don't know. 'Orange!' 'Troll!' 'VEE-DEE!'
These crazy Jersey Shore kids. They're like walking fucking Mad Libs. ...
I don't think I've made it a secret that I love Kim Kardashian('s face and body and style), and though I'd rather slit my wrists than watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians or anything involving -- or pertaining to -- Scott Disick, I think that little Kimmy's got it going on. She doesn't seem dependent on the men she chooses to entertain, she's definitely a go-getter when it comes to promoting herself, her brand, and anything she's creatively involved with, and she seems like she'd be fun to ...