Jessica Simpson sat down for an interview with USA Today, Maria Shriver and Ali Wentworth for a Women's Conference on Monday and she opened up about some hot topics. Jessica is always super honest in interviews, but I don't know that I've seen her do one in quite some time. Here are some of the choice quotes from her interview on Monday:
On seeing her ex-husband, Nick:
"He was at the same restaurant. I didn't speak to him."
On her new dude, Eric Johnson:
"He definitely makes me very h...
Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating indie film actor Alex Beh. Normally I don't report on Love's flash-in-the-pan dating stories because they're always over before I even press "publish", but this quote from Alex about reading his lady's dating book, The Day I Shot Cupid, is priceless:
"It's very informative. I learned all I needed to know. When I first met her, I really was able to just map out all the things to do and not to do."
OK, you guys. I have read this book and it's psycho. In fact, this dude is obviously using h...
I mean, I guess it's a dress, right? A dress that unfortunately got one of the Golden Girls' robes stuck in the belt as Julianne hurriedly buckled her belt or something? And she said, 'Man, screw it; I'll just flip this weird, tapered kimono sleeve up over my shoulder and hope no one notices.' Right? ...
Yo, that's crazy. That's like Charlie Sheen sponsoring his local police department, or Lindsay Lohan endorsing Promises. You'd think it'd go together like peanut butter and Nutella, but when paired, it actually results in quite a nasty fucking sticky mess.
Here we see Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (of Jersey Shore, but I'm sure I don't really need to specify that any longer) plugging BL Body Activewear in NYC earlier in the week.
Hey, girl? If you put down the cigarettes and push your drinki...
Remember yesterday's piece about Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl fame, and now of whiny, pissy, bitchy, tit-flashing Courtney Love-wannabe fame? Yeah, there's more to the story. I was kind of concerned that, you know, her parents weren't exactly doing enough to keep their still-underage and therefore controllable-to-a-certain-extent daughter's trashy antics under wraps, but never fear: Mama Lohan Momsen knew about the tit-flash the entire time. Actually, she was there for it, and now I am more re...
Taylor Swift is famous for writing some seriously literal song lyrics, so now of course we're all obsessed with who and what she could be writing about now that most of the people she interacts with are famous. We know she wrote that one song for Kanye (my eyes are still rolling, bitch), it's rumored that "Dear John" is about her fling with John Mayer (although I'd be surprised if she didn't have the decency to at least give him a fake name), and now I'm hearing about this other song, "Better Tha...
Ugh. I hate destination weddings. They are so selfish. Like, if you want me to see you get married, get married an hour or less away from home. Otherwise, go out into the wild and do it yourselves and then come home and don't bore me with any of your photos. It just feels so dramatic and unnecessary to drag your family and your friends halfway across the world to watch you do something that's really just about you and one other person, right?
Anyway, Katy Perry and Russell Brand don't share my opini...
If you believe these pictures, and try to imagine any other possible reason why Mr. Schuester would be carting Diaz's funk-ass around (and can't), you probably came to the same adolescent-themed faux conclusion that I did: they're boning, heh-heh.
I guess this solidifies the rumors that A-Rod and Cameron did recently break up, but I knew that wouldn't last anyway. Regardless, the two stars Morrison and Diaz were photographed occupying the same car -- Morrison was the driver -- and further sp...
Because, man if you do, you're in luck. West's video for his new single 'Runaway' has hit the 'net and the sucker's thirty-four minutes long. That's like a fucking sitcom! Only it stars Kanye West, and it's got quite a lot of singing on it, so it's also kind of like Glee maybe. But I don't think even Glee would stoop to doing a Kanye episode, so maybe it's actually nothing like Glee. But regardless, the video is as long as it takes me to do a load of laundry in my fancy-schmaltzy high-efficiency washer and have a cup of coffee -- or two.
Seriously though, guys, there's a few things that I'm in dire need of for this lifetime to be considered 'successful,' but that many minutes -- in one sitting -- of Kanye West? So not on the order, and I feel kind of violated that some pimply-faced cashier would even try to slip that into my grocery bag when I wasn't looking. See what happens when you begin to get complacent? Constant vigilance! />
Because, man if you do, you're in luck. West's video for his new single 'Runaway' has hit the 'net and the sucker's thirty-four minutes long. That's like a fucking sitcom! Only it stars Kanye West, and it's got quite a lot of singing on it, so it's also kind of like Glee maybe. But I don't think even Glee would stoop to doing a Kanye episode, so maybe it's actually nothing like Glee. But regardless, the video is as long as it takes me to do a load of laundry in my fancy-schmaltzy high-e...
Jessica Simpson sat down for an interview with USA Today, Maria Shriver and Ali Wentworth for a Women's Conference on Monday and she opened up about some hot topics. Jessica is always super honest in interviews, but I don't know that I've seen her do one in quite some time. Here are some of the choice quotes from her interview on Monday:
On seeing her ex-husband, Nick:
"He was at the same restaurant. I didn't speak to him."
On her new dude, Eric Johnson:
"He definitely makes me very h...
Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating indie film actor Alex Beh. Normally I don't report on Love's flash-in-the-pan dating stories because they're always over before I even press "publish", but this quote from Alex about reading his lady's dating book, The Day I Shot Cupid, is priceless:
"It's very informative. I learned all I needed to know. When I first met her, I really was able to just map out all the things to do and not to do."
OK, you guys. I have read this book and it's psycho. In fact, this dude is obviously using h...
I mean, I guess it's a dress, right? A dress that unfortunately got one of the Golden Girls' robes stuck in the belt as Julianne hurriedly buckled her belt or something? And she said, 'Man, screw it; I'll just flip this weird, tapered kimono sleeve up over my shoulder and hope no one notices.' Right? ...
Yo, that's crazy. That's like Charlie Sheen sponsoring his local police department, or Lindsay Lohan endorsing Promises. You'd think it'd go together like peanut butter and Nutella, but when paired, it actually results in quite a nasty fucking sticky mess.
Here we see Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (of Jersey Shore, but I'm sure I don't really need to specify that any longer) plugging BL Body Activewear in NYC earlier in the week.
Hey, girl? If you put down the cigarettes and push your drinki...
Remember yesterday's piece about Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl fame, and now of whiny, pissy, bitchy, tit-flashing Courtney Love-wannabe fame? Yeah, there's more to the story. I was kind of concerned that, you know, her parents weren't exactly doing enough to keep their still-underage and therefore controllable-to-a-certain-extent daughter's trashy antics under wraps, but never fear: Mama Lohan Momsen knew about the tit-flash the entire time. Actually, she was there for it, and now I am more re...
Taylor Swift is famous for writing some seriously literal song lyrics, so now of course we're all obsessed with who and what she could be writing about now that most of the people she interacts with are famous. We know she wrote that one song for Kanye (my eyes are still rolling, bitch), it's rumored that "Dear John" is about her fling with John Mayer (although I'd be surprised if she didn't have the decency to at least give him a fake name), and now I'm hearing about this other song, "Better Tha...
Ugh. I hate destination weddings. They are so selfish. Like, if you want me to see you get married, get married an hour or less away from home. Otherwise, go out into the wild and do it yourselves and then come home and don't bore me with any of your photos. It just feels so dramatic and unnecessary to drag your family and your friends halfway across the world to watch you do something that's really just about you and one other person, right?
Anyway, Katy Perry and Russell Brand don't share my opini...
If you believe these pictures, and try to imagine any other possible reason why Mr. Schuester would be carting Diaz's funk-ass around (and can't), you probably came to the same adolescent-themed faux conclusion that I did: they're boning, heh-heh.
I guess this solidifies the rumors that A-Rod and Cameron did recently break up, but I knew that wouldn't last anyway. Regardless, the two stars Morrison and Diaz were photographed occupying the same car -- Morrison was the driver -- and further sp...