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Can You Believe That This Child Is The Father of Mariah’s Baby?

It seems like just a moment ago that Nick Cannon was buying tacky, candy-themed jewelry for his lady Mariah Carey, and now the two are having a baby. Gosh, things move so quickly. Nick probably feels the same way. The dude's like, my age. Not even really that close to 30, and he's having a baby with someone I watched sing at the Grammy's when I was in 4th grade. That's a real trip. These pictures of Nick arriving home to their NYC apartment are kind of killin' me, though. The dude gets out of the car looking like a high sch...

Mel Gibson Ordered to Return Baby Lucia By Her Birthday

Mel Gibson Can't Keep Daughter For Her Birthday Mel Gibson won't be allowed to spend his daughter's first birthday with her as ordered by the judge. Tomorrow's is Lucia's big day, and since Mel has her today and the nanny responsible for transporting her to and from her mother's house is sick. Mel saw that as the perfect opportunity to spend more time with his little girl, but when he asked the judge, he was shut down. Apparently there's more nanny where that sick one came from and Mel really has no reason to keep his daughter away from O...

Shape Magazine Throws LeAnn Rimes Under the Bus, Apologizes For Her Mere Presence

photo of leann rimes on the cover of shape magazine in a bikini pictures So, remember the recent Shape magazine cover where everyone was like, 'Oh, damn, check out LeAnn's revenge body,' though she didn't need to do the whole revenge thing, 'cause she was the one who cheated, so she kind of had it backwards? Well, anyway, the dedicated readers of the magazine (I know, I couldn't believe it either) wrote to the editor-in-chief, claiming how distasteful it was to find LeAnn plastered all over their blessed magazine and how offended they were that a homewrecker lik...

Guess the Actress, or Guess Who Should Be Wearing Pants

photo of courtney love upskirt pictures You get these hints: 1. Even her spawn doesn't like her. 2. Most OK, all of her tattoos look like lesions. 3. A higher force occasionally slips a pod person into this woman's shell of a body, merely for immortal entertainment. 4. And ... No, it's not Britney Spears, despite the funked-up hair and previous giveaway hints. Got it? Think you've got what it takes to guess that actress ass? Jump in to find out if y'all were right. Read More...

Looks Like This Whole Swyllengift Thing Might Be For Real

photo of taylor swift being romantic making heart signs with her hands pictures Yeah, 'Swyllengift.'  You heard it here first.  Totally made it up myself. Before coffee. So I haven't even had a breath's time to decide whether or not it sucks, or if I'm going to start referring to Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift as ... Swyllengift. I mean, fuck. It's better than Brangelina ... Or worse, Bennifer. Do y'all remember the original Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez)? Those were some great days for gossip. The really seedy, voyeuristic part of me would like to se...

PETA Offers To Pay For Lindsay’s Rehab

PETA is too adorable. They jump at every chance they get to involve themselves in a big news story and turn it into an issue of animal cruelty. Just today they've offered to cover Lindsay Lohan's $50,000 rehab bill if she promises to give up meat and become vegan. Here's the letter they wrote her: Dear Lindsay, We understand that you've fallen on tough economic times, so we're writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you'll consider. PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you'll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. As you know,...

Kelsey Grammer Pushed Wife To Do Housewives So He Could Cheat

Camille Grammer is talking openly about her split from her actor husband Kelsey Grammer. Camille is currently starring on Bravo's newest edition of Real Housewives and she says that she chose to join the Beverly Hills cast after her husband encouraged her to do so. Now that the two are split, she realizes that he was actually giving her something to do so that he could carry on his affair in New York. Camille said, "Looking back, maybe he wanted to keep me preoccupied in California while he...

Love It or Leave It: Ellen’s Halloween Costume

A photo of Ellen DeGeneres Get it?  She's Snooki's poof! Ellen's costume is a famous hairstyle, and that's wonderful.  You can catch this costume on a Halloween-themed episode of Ellen on Friday, but here's how Ellen explains it: "That's Snooki down there," she says of the doll. "I'm the poof. She's the actual size. She is that short. I met her in person. I was almost late for the show because I didn't take in account how long it takes to gym, tan and laundry, everybody." I wish more people did this for Halloween.  The thing is, ladies,...

Katy Perry’s Has Something Different Flying Out Of Her Breasts In The “Fireworks” Video

It seems like just yesterday that Katy Perry was impressing us all by shooting whipped cream out of her bosom and she's already topped herself. The video for "Fireworks" came out today and while most of it is kind of "sad feelings-y", there's definitely a moment where Katy leans over a balcony and unleashes a chest full of roman candles and sparklers on to the city beneath her. Is this her thing now? It can't be a coincidence that she's had strange things bursting out of her boobies in two vide...

In Other News …

photo of lindsay lohan big tits boobs pictures Audrina Patridge's mother is embarrassing, trashy. Not unlike her daughter. [Celebslam] Christina Aguilera is just fine, thankyouverymuch. [popbytes] Did you know that they're making a Moby Dick movie? 'Cause they are. And it looks like hell. [Pajiba] Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are so totally not getting a divorce. (Read: I give it six months.) [Celebitchy] Kendra Wilkinson will not be doing Playboy anytime soon. Shocker. [Amy Grindhouse] Christina Hendricks naked? [CityRag] Crazy photos of the woman that Charlie Sheen was allegedly not...

Quotables: Taylor Momsen Wishes You’d Put That F*cking Thing Down

photo of taylor momsen smoking a cigarette emo goth black pictures "I know this is the modern age and everyone's got cameras and cell phones and video cameras. But I'd really appreciate it if you'd put that fucking shit down. I know it's very cool to videotape and put it on YouTube the next day, but frankly, it completely takes away from the show. I'd thoroughly appreciate it if you'd put that shit down and put your hands in the air. I want everyone's hands in the fucking air." Taylor Momsen on preventative actions to avoid her tits being spread all over t...

Miley Cyrus’s Mom and Dad Are Splitting

photo of billy ray cyrus tish finley miley cyrus family pictures Yup, the Hollywood couple that you thought for sure would last the strains of time and Botox, shitty country songs, many pointless name changes, and teenage girls with identity crises who wear skimpy costumes and influence their toddler sisters to debut lingerie lines -- it's official:  Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Finley are gittin' a dee-vorce! The couple, who cited irreconcilable differences, filed for the legality late yesterday afternoon in Tennessee, and released this joint statement to the...
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