

So what's happening in this picture is Courtney Love is galavanting around shows for the Paris Fashion Week, looking classy as fuck. She's not making a scene, she's not wearing extremely unflattering clothes. I've been studying this picture for a while now, and I can't find a single thing trashy about her here. You guys, she's even wearing pearls. Pearls. Maybe this really is a brand new Courtney (for public, anyway).
But just look at how sad she looks. The girl is in Paris, looking super cute, and there's even a reasonably attractive young man near...
These are the first up-close pictures I've seen of Benjamin Brady (in Miami yesterday with his nanny) since he was like, fresh out that womb and wrinkly as hell, and I have to say, he's a pretty good-looking baby. He's like a chill, subtle hottie. He has sensitive eyes. Is he sexy? No. I wouldn't use that word. But he has time.
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OK. Look at the above photo. And look at it carefully. Have you come to the conclusion as to how she did it, and how fast?
Easy.
Want the answer? Ready?
A: They Photoshopped the lower part of her body off.
Yup. The advertisement is for Alley's latest diet scheme, Organic Liaison, and claims that the couple-time 'fat actress' lost over fifty pounds by following a strict exercise and diet plan and has intentions of losing another 40. Maybe next time? She'll just be a torso. And...
And guess who topped the list of single female celebrities? My very best Friend, Jennifer Aniston. As if that'd come as a surprise. It seems like whenever these 'Most Eligible' polls are conducted, the people behind them play Santa Claus and remind the world that these lucky celebrities are, indeed, still single and list reasons why you should go for it and try to lure both their attentions and reproductive organs.
So yes. I guess it's only natural that the eternal bachelorette, Jennif...
"People were coming up to me in the street and saying, 'I cried and cried when I heard.' ... Well, I was sadder! I didn't think it would ever happen, either. You bring people into your life at certain times. Maybe you have a relationship to have children, and you realize that it's fulfilled after that point."
The always-classy and tactful Susan Sarandon on the dissolution of her twenty-three year relationship with fellow actor Tim Robbins. May your relationship rest in piece, girl....
Monica Bellucci: Yup, still hot. [Celebslam]
Christina Hendricks takes the cover of Harper's Bazaar and looks wicked fierce doing it. [popbytes]
Who do you think are the most detestable celebrities in Hollywood? You might be surprised ... [Pajiba]
Amy Winehouse claims that she hasn't used drugs in three years ... and then she told me that the Toothfairy crept out of my closet and banged Santa Claus underneath my kitchen sink. True story. [Celebitchy]
Lisa Rinna got her lips ...
It was announced yesterday that actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt's brother Dan tragically passed, and today we're learning that his demise may have been drug-related.
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Los Angeles County Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter spoke to E! Online and said, "It was initially reported to us as a possible overdose. There were two friends present and one of them also was taken to the hospital."
Dan, a pr...
Ok, I'll give you a couple more words, but really, just look at the picture for a minute. Doesn't James Franco make such a dramatic-looking woman? Like if you gave him some finger waves, he could totally be banging Humphrey Bogart?
This is definitely what looks like another awesome photo shoot by Terry Richardson, and it's for Candy, a newish magazine that refers to itself as "the first fashion magazine ever completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations." In related news, I am incredibly excited for the future.
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Ah, the ways of the world never cease to amaze me. If I could have chosen two other people that were allegedly hooking up that surprised me just as much, I'd say like, Jake Gyllenhaal and Lindsay Lohan or something. Mel Gibson and Heidi Montag. Totally. Did not. Expect.
But alright.
According to sources, Fitty and Chelsea were spotted acting quite cozy with one another over the weekend in my city, New Orleans, at one of my favorite jazz clubs (Blue Nile, baby), and it's been uno...
Am I in the minority when I say that Kim Kardashian, though she wears entirely too much makeup and is hitting the Botox bottle a little heavy as of late, is one of the most beautiful women of our time? I'm thinking not. Not only is her face absolutely gorgeous, but she's got one. banging. body.
So naturally, I'm going to support pretty much whatever Kim wears. This odd-Mod minidress tunic thing with geometric rose print? Not so great ... but Kim could wear a damned burlap bag and make ...
Because no, according to her reps, she was not. The man in the above photo, the one who Gisele is apparently kissing, or about to kiss, is a lifelong friend by the name of Helly Nahmad.
The photo surfaced a few days ago, and naturally the speculation began swirling: 'Was Gisele cheating on Tom Brady?' 'Is this Tom's boyfriend that Bundchen's kissing?' -- you name it, it was talked about. However, reps for the supermodel have come forward to, uh, Us magazine and refute all claims that Gisel...