Dear Aaron Carter,
What happened to you? It seems like just yesterday you were an adorable prepubescent boy who threw obscenely large house parties and made absurd claims that you beat Shaq at a game of one-on-one in a hopeless attempt to steal some attention from your older brother, Nick (it never would have worked, Aaron. Nick is a Backstreet Boy. Do you even understand the importance of that?). But that was actually several years ago, and now, Aaron, you're back, but you're not t...
So I was hanging out with this dude one time, and he was like "Ok, if you could only have sex with five people for the rest of your life, but you could have sex with them whenever you wanted, who would you pick?" And I am a very indecisive person, so I pussyfooted around the question, asking additional questions like "is magic involved, do fictional characters count?" and "are they willing or is this some shady hostage situation?" But I finally managed to select my five people, and after I rec...
Every word that Kanye says is just as golden as those numerous necklaces around his neck. Seriously, have you seen his Twitter? The man can't stop - nay, he won't stop.
Kanye recently revealed a little bit of his brilliance to The Daily Mirror, and I'm not about to deprive you guys of his wisdom.
On Michael Jackson: "With the passing of Michael Jackson, I feel a responsibility to bring things to our generation that can inspire and bring real culture to pop culture. I don't sleep any more thinki...
Lindsay Lohan is currently being treated for drug and alcohol addiction at the Betty Ford Center, but she's also being broken of another bad habit: Her constant cell phone use.
Apparently staffers at the rehab clinic noticed that Lindsay was spending far too much time on her Blackberry, so they've restricted her usage of it to only two hours a day. She's also not allowed to Tweet or communicate with any non-family members or close friends.
Cutting off Lindsay from reaching out to her fan...
Did you guys see The Social Network yet? I told you I was planning on catching it over the weekend and I was generally unimpressed considering the commercials told me that this was the flick that was supposed to "define my generation." Eh, Mark Zuckerberg is an autistic dude with a popular website and he doesn't seem to value his friendships all that much. I could explain my thoughts on that over a bottle of wine, but they're not particularly fun.
Here's what I'd love to get into: How much...
Photo via People
All right, see that picture? That's Jack Sparrow (I know that I should say that it's Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, but no, I'm going to stick with character names, you'll see why momentarily) and a couple of his pirate buddies, and that little girl is nine-year-old Beatrice Delap, pirate-in-training. Beatrice, in need of some assistance, wrote a letter to Captain Jack Sparrow, one of the best pirates ever, and said that ""We are a bunch of budding young pirates. Normally...
Demi, Demi, Demi. I love you, girl, but why do you keep messing with your hair? Seems like every time I turn around, the hair’s blonder and blonder. I’m really not digging it. Not only do you just look better as a brunette, but this blonde just washes your face right out. And the shade? Please. I’m almost insulted that you’d think people wouldn’t catch it. This was a botched home job, wasn’t it. Your mama told you it was alright when you walked out of your bedroom, crying with re...
I kid, I kid. Taylor swift is a good girl. She’s well-rounded and mannerly and down to earth. She’s a good role model for young women, as opposed to the likes of, you know, Lindsay Lohan or something.
However, it looks like she’s in a little bit of a legal pickle right now, as her former manager is suing her for possible royalty rights and unpaid wages.
Swift’s former manager Dan Dymtrow says that he’s suing her for millions, because he was solely responsible for her discovery...
I like Renee Zellweger a lot. Maybe it has a lot to do with Bridget Jones' Diary or something, but she just appeals to me. However? Am I the only one who, as of late, gets a distinct Jennifer Aniston vibe from her? And by 'Jennifer Aniston vibe,' I mean a kind of clingy, needy, 'Please-oh-please current boyfriend won't you marry me' type of vibe? Because I do. Really. And it hurts me to say that, because I genuinely do like Renee.
Long ago there were Zellweger-Cooper marriage rumors ...
Demi and Ashton have an 'open marriage,' so that's why it's apparently cool that Ashton cheated. Or at least that's what Demi's saying in order to save face. [Celebslam]
Angelina gets kicked off leaves Jersey Shore. As if you didn't see that one coming like a herpe-covered Raisinet falling out of Amy Winehouse's purse. [popbytes]
Tom Cruise REALLY needs to start keeping his shirt on. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Simpson is talking about her penchant for passing gas now. Yeehaw, motherfuc...
Dear Aaron Carter,
What happened to you? It seems like just yesterday you were an adorable prepubescent boy who threw obscenely large house parties and made absurd claims that you beat Shaq at a game of one-on-one in a hopeless attempt to steal some attention from your older brother, Nick (it never would have worked, Aaron. Nick is a Backstreet Boy. Do you even understand the importance of that?). But that was actually several years ago, and now, Aaron, you're back, but you're not t...
So I was hanging out with this dude one time, and he was like "Ok, if you could only have sex with five people for the rest of your life, but you could have sex with them whenever you wanted, who would you pick?" And I am a very indecisive person, so I pussyfooted around the question, asking additional questions like "is magic involved, do fictional characters count?" and "are they willing or is this some shady hostage situation?" But I finally managed to select my five people, and after I rec...
Every word that Kanye says is just as golden as those numerous necklaces around his neck. Seriously, have you seen his Twitter? The man can't stop - nay, he won't stop.
Kanye recently revealed a little bit of his brilliance to The Daily Mirror, and I'm not about to deprive you guys of his wisdom.
On Michael Jackson: "With the passing of Michael Jackson, I feel a responsibility to bring things to our generation that can inspire and bring real culture to pop culture. I don't sleep any more thinki...
Lindsay Lohan is currently being treated for drug and alcohol addiction at the Betty Ford Center, but she's also being broken of another bad habit: Her constant cell phone use.
Apparently staffers at the rehab clinic noticed that Lindsay was spending far too much time on her Blackberry, so they've restricted her usage of it to only two hours a day. She's also not allowed to Tweet or communicate with any non-family members or close friends.
Cutting off Lindsay from reaching out to her fan...
Did you guys see The Social Network yet? I told you I was planning on catching it over the weekend and I was generally unimpressed considering the commercials told me that this was the flick that was supposed to "define my generation." Eh, Mark Zuckerberg is an autistic dude with a popular website and he doesn't seem to value his friendships all that much. I could explain my thoughts on that over a bottle of wine, but they're not particularly fun.
Here's what I'd love to get into: How much...
Photo via People
All right, see that picture? That's Jack Sparrow (I know that I should say that it's Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, but no, I'm going to stick with character names, you'll see why momentarily) and a couple of his pirate buddies, and that little girl is nine-year-old Beatrice Delap, pirate-in-training. Beatrice, in need of some assistance, wrote a letter to Captain Jack Sparrow, one of the best pirates ever, and said that ""We are a bunch of budding young pirates. Normally...
Demi, Demi, Demi. I love you, girl, but why do you keep messing with your hair? Seems like every time I turn around, the hair’s blonder and blonder. I’m really not digging it. Not only do you just look better as a brunette, but this blonde just washes your face right out. And the shade? Please. I’m almost insulted that you’d think people wouldn’t catch it. This was a botched home job, wasn’t it. Your mama told you it was alright when you walked out of your bedroom, crying with re...
I kid, I kid. Taylor swift is a good girl. She’s well-rounded and mannerly and down to earth. She’s a good role model for young women, as opposed to the likes of, you know, Lindsay Lohan or something.
However, it looks like she’s in a little bit of a legal pickle right now, as her former manager is suing her for possible royalty rights and unpaid wages.
Swift’s former manager Dan Dymtrow says that he’s suing her for millions, because he was solely responsible for her discovery...
I like Renee Zellweger a lot. Maybe it has a lot to do with Bridget Jones' Diary or something, but she just appeals to me. However? Am I the only one who, as of late, gets a distinct Jennifer Aniston vibe from her? And by 'Jennifer Aniston vibe,' I mean a kind of clingy, needy, 'Please-oh-please current boyfriend won't you marry me' type of vibe? Because I do. Really. And it hurts me to say that, because I genuinely do like Renee.
Long ago there were Zellweger-Cooper marriage rumors ...
Demi and Ashton have an 'open marriage,' so that's why it's apparently cool that Ashton cheated. Or at least that's what Demi's saying in order to save face. [Celebslam]
Angelina gets kicked off leaves Jersey Shore. As if you didn't see that one coming like a herpe-covered Raisinet falling out of Amy Winehouse's purse. [popbytes]
Tom Cruise REALLY needs to start keeping his shirt on. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Simpson is talking about her penchant for passing gas now. Yeehaw, motherfuc...