After eleven-plus years of togetherness, Courteney and David are finally (um, officially) separating. Anyone who actually read interviews about the couple, or better, by the couple, are probably not all that surprised. And why? Because the Cox-Arquettes have had a long history of rockiness -- rockiness that they took to marriage counseling and rockiness that they had no problem talking about for the public. A rep for the couple released this joint statement:
"The reason for this separation...
Tammy Lynn Michaels and Melissa Etheridge have been broken up for some time now, but their bitter divorce continues.
This weekend, Tammy posted a Rosie-esque blog entry, in which she paints her ex-wife to be a manipulative and cruel person who doesn't seem to care about the well-being of the mother of her children.
Here's the post:
just a cornucopia of thoughts.
"pays all the bills"
not entirely true
"pays all the bills she chooses to pay"
"pays all the bills her people thinks...
One of the first things that any nutritionist or trainer or dietitian will tell you is that, in order to stay fit, you need to be drinking a ton of water. Staying hydrated and flushing out your system is the only thing that keeps you from holding on to that life-ruining sodium bloat. That's why I'm so confused after learning that Tori Spelling doesn't drink water. I remember Victoria Beckham saying something a few years ago about how she only drinks Diet Coke and never, ever water, but she also...
The last time Daniel Radcliffe and his penis were on Broadway, it was for Equus, and it was a bit more blatant. Daniel was just like "hey, I'm playing this guy with a weird horse fetish, I'm displaying my intense psychological issues, and now here's my penis! And curtain!" (By the way, if I give you a link with just the word "penis," do I really have to tell you that it's NSFW? Because it's not. Because it's a penis.) But this time, Daniel's in How to Succeed in Business Without Reall...
Ever since Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham became BFFs and their families started hanging out all the time, people have been suspicious that their friendship was sealed by TomKat's controversial religion, Scientology. Scientology is known for attracting celebrity followers, and Tom Cruise is responsible for introducing many of the most famous Scientologists to the church.
In this month's issue of Marie Claire, Victoria addresses the rumors that Xenu brought her and her husband together ...
Eric Thal, the guy that's dating Charlize Theron. Go figure. [Celebslam]
Michelle Williams cast as Marilyn Monroe. Perfectly, epically chosen. [popbytes]
Looks like Katherine Heigl's latest movie is a bomb. Art thou surprised? [Pajiba]
Kristen Stewart smiling ... I think I just temporarily lost control of all bodily functions for being surprised. [Celebitchy]
Even more stuff to convince you that Justin Bieber is actually a woman: he's releasing a nailpolish line. [Amy Grindhouse]
Britney Spears' weave doesn't look that bad. From the front. [CityRag]
Brett Favre: t...
“Well, science is … we don’t really … that’s like … [He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”] If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See? Now you don’t really feel that way. You don’t really hate her mom. But for this moment when you’re trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that’s what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometim...
Normally I'd say, 'Hey, that's personal,' and I wouldn't publish it, but the couple has made a fucking joint statement on their very unfortunate recent occurrence. From People:
'We lost our unborn child about six weeks ago. ?We would like to thank all of those who expressed kindness and concern ?but we needed a little time to heal, time to find some solace before we? publicly acknowledged our loss."
I mean, yeah, I guess it's something that they would probably have had to publicly acknowledge...
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Tuesday, October 12
Lady Gaga's Brother: Garry Gaga
