I'm not a huge fan of Joan Collins. It's nothing she did - I actually thought she was delightful that one time she was on Roseanne - I'm just too young and too consumed with things like Justin Timberlake and margaritas to look far back enough to explore Joan Collins' body of work. That's not her fault. But Joan recently did a little interview with The Daily Mail in which she mostly just talked trash about Hollywood, and the lady said some home truths.
On the lack of beautiful actresses ...
Well, color me clueless. Not only did I have no idea that Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were still together, but according to my most recent Google results, those two crazy cats got married back in 2008. Dude, they started dating when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. That was like a decade ago! I remember because my BFF Jen was super obsessed with Anna. I guess I just assumed they broke up sometime over the last ten years like everyone else on the planet. Time flies when you get blackout drunk four times a week!
Anyway, I...
Are any of you still into Celebrity Apprentice? Because they're making another season of it and so far the cast they have lined up is... hilarious.
According to EW, the next group of D-listers to line up for The Donald include Starr Jones, Mark McGrath and my personal favorite, La Toya Jackson. A perfect start, if you ask me.
So who else do we think they should cast? I would love to see Carrot Top, Delta Burke, and Scott Disick. The first two are purely for the LOLs, but I'd like to see Scott try and prove that he has what it takes to do anyt...
Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off of the floor. I was literally that shocked that one-half of an A-list couple would actually have the balls -- or the sheer stupidity -- to divulge juicy details such as sex, parenting, and another woman. Because that's exactly what happened.
David, the male half of the Arquette marriage (hold your tongue), spoke out on Howard Stern's very upstanding radio show yesterday and was, naturally, asked about the state of his marriage to his more-famous wife. ...
Well, look. One of the faux-punk princesses of the early 2000s has gone back to her roots, so to speak. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, a born blonde and she who also achieved her weird sort of fame as a blonde, has gotten rid of the 'edgy' black that's been her token 'do since she decided that she wanted to be the darker half of the Simpson sisters and marry odd people like Pete Wentz.
Naturally, because Pete seems like such a front-putting, appearance-loving troll, there could be trouble brewin...
I still haven't gotten over the fact that the woman Matt Damon keeps impregnating is not me, but whatever. I have to deliver this news to you. It's my job.
Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barrosa are expecting their third daughter. The couple already has Isabella (age 4) and Gia (age 2), as well as Luciana's 11-year old daughter from a previous relationship. The couple are supposedly "thrilled."
The news that his wifey is preggo may be one of the reasons that Matt won't be appearing in the next Bourne flick, or, you know, maybe there's someone...
Today's a sad day. First we learned about the Cox-Arquette split and now we're learning that Christina Aguilera and her Candyman have parted ways. Although the couple has not officially filed for divorce, they are taking some time apart to reevaluate their relationship.
Regardless of whether or not this separation becomes permanent, a source close to the couple says that they are committed to remaining friends and raising their son, Max together.
Blah. I don't know why this news bums me ou...
"A lot of times my wife and I sit across from each other and tweet… it's the same reason you send roses to a woman at work. Sometimes people like to be adored in public."
- Ashton on his one true love, Twitter! I mean, Demi!
Are you picking up on this hot tip, people? This is the wave of the future. You don't have to rely on flowers or jewelry or some former agreement of monogamy, just hop on Twitter! Try hashtagging your emotions, or if you have a tough time with finding the right word...
Kim Kardashian, a woman who I once thought could do no fashion or beauty wrong, has gone out and made the biggest faux pas there is: girl's gone and turned herself the color of runny, reheated turnips.
KK was photographed leaving her hotel in NYC city this past week (where a new Kardashian reality spinoff is said to be taking place) and to combat the dank and dreary fall New York weather, Kim's gone and turned into the Great Pumpkin a few weeks early.
Kim, girl, just cross your fingers that this horrid s...
I'm not a huge fan of Joan Collins. It's nothing she did - I actually thought she was delightful that one time she was on Roseanne - I'm just too young and too consumed with things like Justin Timberlake and margaritas to look far back enough to explore Joan Collins' body of work. That's not her fault. But Joan recently did a little interview with The Daily Mail in which she mostly just talked trash about Hollywood, and the lady said some home truths.
On the lack of beautiful actresses ...
Well, color me clueless. Not only did I have no idea that Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were still together, but according to my most recent Google results, those two crazy cats got married back in 2008. Dude, they started dating when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. That was like a decade ago! I remember because my BFF Jen was super obsessed with Anna. I guess I just assumed they broke up sometime over the last ten years like everyone else on the planet. Time flies when you get blackout drunk four times a week!
Anyway, I...
Are any of you still into Celebrity Apprentice? Because they're making another season of it and so far the cast they have lined up is... hilarious.
According to EW, the next group of D-listers to line up for The Donald include Starr Jones, Mark McGrath and my personal favorite, La Toya Jackson. A perfect start, if you ask me.
So who else do we think they should cast? I would love to see Carrot Top, Delta Burke, and Scott Disick. The first two are purely for the LOLs, but I'd like to see Scott try and prove that he has what it takes to do anyt...
Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off of the floor. I was literally that shocked that one-half of an A-list couple would actually have the balls -- or the sheer stupidity -- to divulge juicy details such as sex, parenting, and another woman. Because that's exactly what happened.
David, the male half of the Arquette marriage (hold your tongue), spoke out on Howard Stern's very upstanding radio show yesterday and was, naturally, asked about the state of his marriage to his more-famous wife. ...
Well, look. One of the faux-punk princesses of the early 2000s has gone back to her roots, so to speak. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, a born blonde and she who also achieved her weird sort of fame as a blonde, has gotten rid of the 'edgy' black that's been her token 'do since she decided that she wanted to be the darker half of the Simpson sisters and marry odd people like Pete Wentz.
Naturally, because Pete seems like such a front-putting, appearance-loving troll, there could be trouble brewin...
I still haven't gotten over the fact that the woman Matt Damon keeps impregnating is not me, but whatever. I have to deliver this news to you. It's my job.
Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barrosa are expecting their third daughter. The couple already has Isabella (age 4) and Gia (age 2), as well as Luciana's 11-year old daughter from a previous relationship. The couple are supposedly "thrilled."
The news that his wifey is preggo may be one of the reasons that Matt won't be appearing in the next Bourne flick, or, you know, maybe there's someone...
Today's a sad day. First we learned about the Cox-Arquette split and now we're learning that Christina Aguilera and her Candyman have parted ways. Although the couple has not officially filed for divorce, they are taking some time apart to reevaluate their relationship.
Regardless of whether or not this separation becomes permanent, a source close to the couple says that they are committed to remaining friends and raising their son, Max together.
Blah. I don't know why this news bums me ou...
"A lot of times my wife and I sit across from each other and tweet… it's the same reason you send roses to a woman at work. Sometimes people like to be adored in public."
- Ashton on his one true love, Twitter! I mean, Demi!
Are you picking up on this hot tip, people? This is the wave of the future. You don't have to rely on flowers or jewelry or some former agreement of monogamy, just hop on Twitter! Try hashtagging your emotions, or if you have a tough time with finding the right word...
Kim Kardashian, a woman who I once thought could do no fashion or beauty wrong, has gone out and made the biggest faux pas there is: girl's gone and turned herself the color of runny, reheated turnips.
KK was photographed leaving her hotel in NYC city this past week (where a new Kardashian reality spinoff is said to be taking place) and to combat the dank and dreary fall New York weather, Kim's gone and turned into the Great Pumpkin a few weeks early.
Kim, girl, just cross your fingers that this horrid s...