It seems like just a moment ago that Nick Cannon was buying tacky, candy-themed jewelry for his lady Mariah Carey, and now the two are having a baby. Gosh, things move so quickly. Nick probably feels the same way. The dude’s like, my age. Not even really that close to 30, and he’s having a baby with someone I watched sing at the Grammy’s when I was in 4th grade. That’s a real trip.
These pictures of Nick arriving home to their NYC apartment are kind of killin’ me, though. The dude gets out of the car looking like a high school student, is followed into the house by a man carrying a bag of balloons that look like they were designed specifically for Mariah on the off chance that she did turn up pregnant and then later he comes back outside in a suit and what looks like the makings of some Andre 3000 facial hair.
Damn, Nick! Why you have to be so mature!?!?
Um…he’s pretty close to 30. As in, he IS 30.
Yeah, let’s see how many kids they have before they wind up breaking up. You know Mariah will add about 60 pounds from having a kid that she won’t lose.
Anybody know why Mariah’s stage show is 110% black?
No European Americans, No Asians, No Indians, No nada..
Does she hate white people?